Robo-Umps are Screwing Teams Over | Ep. 58

Robo-Umps are Screwing Teams Over | Ep. 58

On today’s episode of Podcast Doesn’t Exist, we cover the latest ABS story, as well as a full breakdown of week 8 of the 2026 MLB season. DONATE NOW ⁠https://charity.pledgeit.org/ProjectBeisbol2026/@BaseballDoesntExist⁠ [https://charity.pledgeit.org/ProjectBeisbol2026/@BaseballDoesntExist] Try Gusto today at gusto.com/PDE, and get three months free when you run your first payroll. That’s three months of free payroll at ⁠gusto.com/PDE⁠ [gusto.com/PDE]. 00:00 - Intro 1:51 - ABS 18:20 - Pirates 25:45 - Cubs 31:40 - Cardinals 34:50 - Uribe Suspension 39:50 - Brewers 45:48 - Reds 49:40 - Rays 52:55 - Angels v Rays National Anthem 57:30 - BDE Philanthropy for Project Béisbol 1:02:15 - Jesus Sanchez Hit by ball 1:04:44 - Blue Jays 1:10:45 - Yankees 1:17:40 - Orioles 1:20:00 - Red Sox 1:22:10 - Tigers 1:24:50 - White Sox 1:33:10 - Guardians 1:34:50 - Royals 1:38:25 - Twins 1:40:10 - Mariners 1:45:50 - Gusto.com/PDE 1:49:03 - Rangers 1:52:25 - Athletics 1:53:50 - Astros 1:58:06 - Angels 2:00:20 - Braves 2:05:50 - Mets 2:08:20 - Phillies 2:12:45 - Bryce Harpers Toothpaste 2:13:40 - Marlins 2:14:35 - Nationals 2:17:10 - Diamondbacks 2:18:30 - Dodgers 2:25:25 - Padres 2:26:40 - Giants 2:29:25 - Rockies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

MLB Teams are Taking Desperate Measures

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Are the Chicago Cubs in Trouble? | Ep. 57

On today's episode of Podcast Doesn't Exist we do a deep dive into week 8 of the MLB season, we cover the Tarps Off phenomenon and discuss which sleeper teams have a shot at the World Series. Use my code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PDE10 [https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PDE10] Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount 00:00 - INTRO 4:00 - CUBS 18:15 - TARPS OFF MOVEMENT 28:15 - BREWERS 40:00 - PIRATES 44:30 - GIANTS 48:15 - DIAMONDBACKS & ROCKIES 52:25 - PADRES & DODGERS 1:02:00 - RAYS 1:09:25 - YANKEES 1:14:16 - RED SOX 1:16:04 - BLUE JAYS 1:21:18 - ORIOLES 1:26:30 - ASTROS 1:31:30 - seat geek ad code PDE10 1:34:45 - ATHLETICS 1:41:20 - MARINERS 1:48:28 - RANGERS 1:50:30 - ANGELS 1:56:38 - BRAVES 1:58:10 - NATIONALS 2:01:35 - PHILLIES 2:07:50 - METS 2:13:50 - MARLINS 2:15:39 - GUARDIANS 2:23:05 - TIGERS 2:27:50 - WHITE SOX 2:31:50 - TWINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

The Worst Team in MLB is Now Unstoppable | Ep. 56

On today’s episode of Podcast Doesn't Exist we cover week 7 of the 2026 MLB season. Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off additional pairs at ⁠WarbyParker.com/PDE [https://www.warbyparker.com/PDE]⁠ — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad 00:00 - Intro 1:30 - White Sox 7:50 - Cubs 22:00 - Cardinals 23:46 - Shirtless Guys 33:25 - Humping Celebration? 39:40 - Giants 43:11 - Dodgers (Cockfighting) 50:30 - Dodgers (Baseball) 59:40 - Padres v Mariners 1:09:27 - Warby Parker 1:16:27 - Yankees 1:25:47 - Mets 1:32:27 - Phillies 1:40:19 - Pirates 1:52:56 - Reds 1:56:12 - Brewers 1:57:27 - Braves 2:01:27 - Nationals 2:08:17 - Marlins 2:09:27 - Tigers 2:13:35 - Guardians 2:18:07 - Royals 2:22:59 - Twins 2:27:05 - Rays 2:35:46 - Blue Jays 2:40:57 - Orioles 2:43:17 - Red Sox 2:46:07 - Athletics 2:54:07 - Rangers 2:56:22 - Angels 3:00:44 - Rockies 3:03:15 - Diamondbacks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

MLB's Best Pitchers are Getting Injured | Ep. 55

On today's episode of Podcast Doesn't Exist we do a deep dive into week 6 of the 2026 MLB season, cover the major injuries throughout the league and answer some fan questions. 00:00 - Intro 01:50 - Injuries 03:20 - Skubal and the Skubal Scope 17:30 - Tigers 32:20 - Cubs 39:30 - Reds 51:50 - Brewers 1:03:10 - Padres 1:17:00 - Dodgers 1:24:00 - Braves 1:31:40 - Phillies 1:42:05 - Nationals/Marlins 1:45:25 - Mets 1:52:25 - Yankees 1:59:20 - Rays 2:12:40 - Red Sox 2:16:15 - Orioles 2:18:28 - White Sox 2:26:50 - Guardians 2:30:00 - Royals 2:32:39 - Twins 2:33:40 - Cardinals 2:35:30 - Pirates 2:38:48 - Giants 2:41:30 - Diamondbacks 2:44:03 - Rockies 2:45:17 - Astros 2:48:35 - Rangers 2:51:50 - Mariners 2:54:40 - Angels 2:57:08 - Athletics 3:00:00 - Fan Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]