#122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS

#122 THERE 18 MORE IMPORTANT THINGS THAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨MISSING CATS, OBNOXIOUS DUBBING & THE MOST UNNECESSARY GUEST LIST IN PODCAST HISTORY🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we go from a missing neighborhood cat and a suburban alligator sighting to foreign-language television, abandoned golf courses, bizarre time-capsule realizations, and the continued collapse of Chris’s missing putter investigation.  We kick things off with a story about a friendly neighborhood cat that suddenly appeared on missing posters, while David casually reveals that his neighbors had an alligator wandering through their yard. Because apparently Florida suburbs are just nature documentaries with property taxes. From there, things immediately get uncomfortable. We reminisce about the National Geographic magazines everyone somehow remembers from elementary school, ask what an audience would scream at the screen if our lives were movies, and debate the logistics of holding a funeral when only one arm is recovered at sea.  Naturally, that leads to time capsules.  David realizes the time capsule his fifth-grade class buried in 2000 was probably dug up almost immediately when the school was demolished, which raises another important question: what exactly qualifies someone as a time-capsule expert? Then Chris gives the latest update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga. The investigation is mostly dead, hope is fading, and he has responded to this defeat in the most financially responsible way possible: buying a brand-new custom putter. Things only get more chaotic from there: • Why eBay auctions are basically NBA playoff games • The absurdity of reserve prices • A complete list of every expert we’ve said we need to bring onto the podcast • A compilation proving that adding “na na na” to a song makes it a banger • Guessing sports-team cities from their nicknames • An “If You’re Happy and You Know It” trap remix • The Lil Wayne Lyric Draft • A deeply unnecessary parody of a Five Gum commercial • Games that make us wish we were 10 again  We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about what makes people feel fancy and the one song you would use to prove you have good taste in music. It’s neighborhood wildlife, internet nonsense, nostalgic debates, dumb games, and two grown men asking questions no reputable expert would willingly answer. So, if you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, weird hypotheticals, pop-culture arguments, parody commercials, and conversations that go from alligator sightings to Lil Wayne lyrics without warning… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE WE NEED TO GET A TIME-CAPSULE EXPERT ON 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  4:02 – MISSING CATS & SUBURBAN ALLIGATORS  7:24 – NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC MAGAZINE MEMORIES  8:59 – WHAT WOULD THE AUDIENCE YELL AT YOUR LIFE MOVIE?  10:24 – THE ONE-ARM CASKET QUESTION  11:32 – THE LOST FIFTH-GRADE TIME CAPSULE  14:37 – THE MISSING PUTTER INVESTIGATION IS MOSTLY DEAD  16:56 – EBAY AUCTIONS ARE NBA PLAYOFF GAMES   20:32 – OUR EVER-GROWING GUEST LIST  27:38 – THE ABANDONED GOLF COURSE LEGAL BATTLE  29:45 – WHY DO LANDLORDS LEAVE BUILDINGS EMPTY?  30:57 – THE “NA NA NA” BANGER COMPILATION  33:37 – GUESS THE SPORTS-TEAM CITY FROM ITS NICKNAME  37:27 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY  40:06 – “IF YOU’RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT” TRAP REMIX  43:35 – THE LIL WAYNE LYRIC DRAFT  51:07 – THE FIVE GUM PARODY COMMERCIAL  53:43 – DEEP-TISSUE MASSAGE DAMAGE & SURPRISE GLASSES  57:53 – GUESS THE MOVIE FROM THE WORD   1:02:05 – ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?  1:07:18 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:08:39 – ASK REDDIT: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL FANCY?  1:13:14 – ASK REDDIT: ONE SONG TO PROVE YOU HAVE GOOD MUSIC TASTE  1:16:55 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:18:00 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY   1:19:32 – OUTRO Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #MovieTrivia #MusicDraft #LilWayne #InternetCulture #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife #Nostalgia Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#121 IF YOU AIN'T CHEATING, YOU AIN'T TRYING

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨NFL WARS, ADAM SANDLER MOVIES, & PRICE MATCHING A LARCENY CHARGE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we tackle some of life’s most important questions... like why cheating is called cheating, whether judges are allowed to practice law, and if you can legally argue a lower price after being arrested for grand theft. We kick things off with a debate that immediately gets us into trouble: would you rather be a Democrat or a woman? Then David follows it up with a joke about pandas that somehow manages to offend multiple demographics simultaneously. Strong start. From there, things only get more ridiculous. Chris gives an update on his missing Scotty Cameron putter saga, proving once again that the internet remains undefeated when it comes to separating people from their money. We also discuss how the placement of a single italicized word can completely change the meaning of a sentence, which is probably the most educational thing that happens all episode. Then we go down the rabbit hole:  • Why jetpacks still aren’t everywhere • Whether you can "price match" your way out of a felony • If sitting judges can still practice law • Why Quora never answers the question you actually clicked on Naturally, we also squeeze in some completely normal activities like: • Guessing Adam Sandler movies from his face • A Three Blind Mice trap remix nobody asked for • Building the ultimate all-time NFL team from random franchises • And the most important sports question of all: if every NFL team became its mascot and went to war, who wins?  We wrap it up with unbelievable facts, everyday bits people use in conversation, and a paper-folding fact that makes exponential growth feel like black magic with office supplies. It’s sports, weird legal questions, internet scams, random trivia, and two grown men treating ridiculous hypotheticals with the seriousness of a Supreme Court hearing. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, sports debates, bizarre facts, and conversations that go from jetpacks to felony loopholes in under ten minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE TITANS DEFEAT THE JETS 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  03:33 – WHY DO THEY CALL IT “CHEATING”?  06:57 – WOULD YOU RATHER BE A DEMOCRAT OR A WOMAN?  10:23 – WHAT SUCKS ABOUT BEING A PANDA?  11:25 – GUESS THE COWORKER’S NAME  14:17 – THE MISSING PUTTER UPDATE  24:54 – THE IMPORTANCE OF ITALICIZED WORD PLACEMENT  27:27 – WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE HAVE JETPACKS?  34:53 – CAN YOU PRICE MATCH GRAND THEFT?  38:52 – CAN A SITTING JUDGE PRACTICE LAW?  40:50 – WHY QUORA IS USELESS  44:51 – THREE BLIND MICE TRAP REMIX  47:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER  52:53 – BUILD THE ULTIMATE ALL-TIME NFL TEAM  59:31 – NFL MASCOT BATTLE ROYALE  1:03:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:06:15 – ASK REDDIT: UNBELIEVABLE FACTS  1:11:02 – FOLDING PAPER TO THE MOON  1:12:02 – ASK REDDIT: BITS YOU USE IN EVERYDAY CONVERSATION  1:16:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:20:04 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #NFL #SportsTalk #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #Trivia #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#120 DOUBLE D'S GET DEGREES

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨NINJA TURTLES, BARKING DUCKS & CHRIS GETTING SCAMMED… AGAIN! 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we celebrate Episode 120 the only way we know how… by debating biblical ages, barking ducks, pancake identity crises, and how many seagulls would need to appear in your bedroom before you assumed someone was targeting you psychologically. We kick things off by asking Joe what he’d do with a completely free 120 minutes, before immediately spiraling into a discussion about his new ducks… which apparently don’t quack so much as bark like tiny feathery intruders.  Then things get aggressively stupid. David confidently tries tying the significance of Episode 120 to Noah living 120 years… only to discover Noah allegedly lived to almost 950 and it was Moses who hit 120. Which somehow makes this podcast feel less educational than originally intended. From there, we tackle the important questions: • Why were TURTLES chosen to be ninjas? • What animal has the longest tongue? • If you mix vanilla and chocolate soft serve, do both flavors survive? • And if pancake batter goes into a waffle maker… what exactly comes out? Naturally, this leads into complete chaos. We debate the single app you’d keep forever, blind-rank various “11s,” and eventually Chris joins the show to reveal he got scammed AGAIN… this time by dropping off his $500 Scotty Cameron putter on a random persons porch that he thought was a refinishing company, only to realize it was basically sent into the void. Then the internet nonsense begins: • “I LOVE YOU” trap remix • Ruining famous movies by adding one word • Guessing movies in 10 words or less • AskReddit questions about outdated problems younger people never experienced • Adult responsibilities everyone is secretly improvising • And what an “OK, Boomer” digital assistant would actually say  It’s nostalgia, dumb debates, scams, movie games, and three grown men confidently analyzing things nobody should ever overthink. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, ridiculous hypotheticals, internet humor, and conversations that somehow go from ducks to biblical history in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE THE SEAGULLS SHOW UP 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO 0:32 – WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A FREE 120 MINUTES? 4:37 – IF IT BARKS LIKE A DUCK 7:32 – MOSES’ ARK 10:24 – THE LONGEST TONGUE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM 12:09 – WHY DID THEY PICK TURTLES TO BE NINJAS? 13:09 – HOW MANY SEAGULLS BEFORE YOU’RE SUSPICIOUS? 14:36 – WHAT’S IN YOUR LIFE MUSEUM GIFT SHOP? 16:56 – DOES CHOCOLATE/VANILLA SWIRL ACTUALLY WORK? 18:30 – PANCAKES VS WAFFLES IDENTITY CRISIS 20:20 – ONE APP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 25:56 – BLIND RANK 11’S 32:06 – WELCOMING BACK OUR COHOST 34:05 – CHRIS GOT SCAMMED AGAIN 45:33 – ­“I LOVE YOU” TRAP REMIX 50:57 – RUINING MOVIES BY ADDING ONE WORD 56:51 – GUESS THE MOVIE IN 10 WORDS OR LESS 1:01:45 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:06:34 – ASK REDDIT: PROBLEMS YOUNGER PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND 1:12:19 – ASK REDDIT: ADULT THINGS YOU’RE STILL WINGING 1:17:35 – ASK REDDIT: “OK, BOOMER” DIGITAL ASSISTANT 1:19:48 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1:21:51 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #WouldYouRather #AskReddit #PopCulture #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #InternetCulture #MovieTrivia #Nostalgia #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#119 BECAUSE I GOT HIGH

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨 IMMORTAL SHARKS, THC GRANDPAS & SCIENCE FACTS THAT SOUND COMPLETELY FAKE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we dive headfirst into the terrifying realization that nature is basically one giant horror movie written by a scientist with too much free time. We start simple enough: Why aren’t jetpacks everywhere yet? Did the chicken or the egg come first? Do morticians remove braces before burial? Then things get weird fast. Chris asks David which eye is dominant, leading to the realization that apparently your body can just freelance different settings whenever it wants. We also debate what single gene we’d change about ourselves before immediately derailing into dating profile Mad Libs and a logic puzzle involving water buckets that somehow turns into a full IQ test. Then the episode descends beautifully into chaos: • Rugrats trivia that exposes our aging brains • Chris taking a food safety certification test like he’s applying to the FBI • David’s dad accidentally drinking a THC cream soda while babysitting • A “Down By The Bay” trap remix that absolutely should not exist • A horrifying realization that the winner of a global fight tournament would only need 33 wins to become world champion Then we hit the science segment… and humanity starts feeling very small. We talk about: • Sharks that can live for centuries • Lobsters that basically refuse to die • Salamanders that weaponize their own ribs • Ticks that can make you allergic to meat • How we know more about the moon than our own oceans And somehow, despite all that nightmare fuel, we still end up discussing unnecessary Harry Potter lore we’d post if we hijacked JK Rowling’s Twitter account for a day. It’s science, chaos, nostalgia, dumb hypotheticals, and the kind of random knowledge that permanently changes the way you look at sharks, oceans, and cream soda. If you like comedy podcasts with bizarre facts, ridiculous conversations, pop culture debates, and enough useless knowledge to ruin family dinners… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE A TICK MAKES YOU ALLERGIC TO BACON 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  3:48 – WHY AREN’T JETPACKS EVERYWHERE?  7:47 – THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?  8:22 – DO PEOPLE GET BURIED WITH BRACES?  10:20 – EYE DOMINANCE CONFUSION  13:26 – WHAT GENE WOULD YOU CHANGE?  15:39 – DATING PROFILE MAD LIBS  20:36 – THE 5 GALLON / 3 GALLON WATER PROBLEM  25:04 – RUGRATS TRIVIA  31:54 – PROCTORED FOOD SAFETY TEST  39:12 – WOODSTOCK ‘69  50:31 – “DOWN BY THE BAY” TRAP REMIX  53:06 – 3D PRINT OF THE WEEK  54:41 – ONLY 33 FIGHTS TO BECOME WORLD CHAMPION?  56:58 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  1:01:09 – ASK REDDIT: SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES THAT SOUND FAKE  1:10:25 – ASK REDDIT: JK ROWLING TWITTER LORE  1:17:00 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:20:16 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:22:20 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #ScienceFacts #WeirdFacts #AskReddit #HarryPotter #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #Trivia #ViralPodcast #FunnyConversations #PopCulture #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]

#118 MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD!

How’s Our Driving? [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/fan_mail/new] 🚨 ZOMBIE ANTS, VENOMOUS ANIMALS & TECHNOLOGY THAT MAKES NO SENSE 🚨 This week on The Pour Choices Show, we somehow turn a children’s cartoon into a full-blown conspiracy theory, debate the ethics of sacrificing strangers to save yourself, and discover that “Inside Out” might secretly be psychological warfare. We kick things off with one of the weirdest questions ever asked about Nickelodeon history: Why does Gerald from Hey Arnold! wear the number 33? This quickly spirals into dark theories about the show, real or fake episodes, trivia, and the realization that we may have spent way too much time thinking about a football-headed cartoon kid. Then things get existential. We tackle the viral Red vs Blue Button scenario: Press Blue and everyone survives… but only if enough people trust each other. Press Red and you’re guaranteed safety… while potentially dooming everyone else. Naturally, we spend way too long exposing what kind of terrible people we probably are. From there, the episode completely derails: • Spirit Airlines apparently abandoning customers like a side quest NPC • Matching animals to their lifespans and realizing some creatures live WAY too long • Chris trying to determine when people officially stop “growing up” • A horrifyingly catchy Ring Around the Rosie trap remix • David watching Inside Out for the first time and getting emotionally assaulted by a Pixar movie Then we draft the most important household items ever invented in The Junk Drawer Draft, which becomes way more competitive than it should. We wrap things up with AskReddit questions about how you’d empty a trillion-dollar bank account in a month and the universally awkward experience of discovering adulthood in real time. It’s childhood nostalgia, moral philosophy, dumb drafts, bizarre trivia, and two grown men overanalyzing cartoons and human behavior like it’s a college thesis. If you like comedy podcasts with chaotic energy, conspiracy theories, ridiculous hypotheticals, and conversations that go from Hey Arnold to existential dread in under five minutes… you’re in the right place. 👇 WATCH NOW BEFORE SOMEONE PRESSES THE RED BUTTON 👇 Chapters  00:00 – INTRO  1:47 – WHY DOES GERALD WEAR “33”?  3:05 – WHAT’S BIG, BROWN & MADE OF CONCRETE?  4:34 – THE RED & BLUE BUTTON DILEMMA  10:14 – WHEN DO YOU STOP “GROWING UP”?  15:23 – SPIRIT AIRLINES  17:15 – DARK HEY ARNOLD CONSPIRACY THEORY  23:54 – REAL OR FAKE: HEY ARNOLD EPISODES  27:12 – “HEY ARNOLD” TRIVIA  33:10 – “RING AROUND THE ROSIE” TRAP REMIX 35:46 – MATCH THE ANIMAL TO THE LIFESPAN  40:25 – ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY  45:28 – THE JUNK DRAWER DRAFT  52:48 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES  56:41 – ASK REDDIT: EMPTYING A TRILLION-DOLLAR BANK ACCOUNT  1:04:48 – ASK REDDIT: FIRST B***JOB EXPERIENCE  1:11:03 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  1:11:54 – THIS DAY IN HISTORY  1:13:22 – OUTRO  Check Out Our YouTube Channel For More Content! https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1 [https://www.youtube.com/@pourchoicesshow?sub_confirmation=1] Follow us on Socials: Instagram: @PourChoicesShow Facebook: /PourChoicesShow TikTok: @PourChoicesShow X: @PourChoicesShow #ComedyPodcast #PourChoicesShow #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #HeyArnold #ConspiracyTheory #AskReddit #WouldYouRather #DarkHumor #MillennialHumor #PopCulture #ViralPodcast #CartoonTheory #FunnyConversations #PodcastLife Support the show [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2418258/support]