The Hand That Feeds

The Hand That Feeds

The beef boys are in town and business isn’t just what they mean, it’s what they’re selling. Beef.

John Rosenberger

Nothing gold can stay. You never brought it up, but I have a feeling you were the only person that listened to this podcast. A mensch in every sense. I love you so much, my friend. Long live.

Butter Churn

They say you can't take it with you, but what if you could it take with? Hi, I'm Dr. Max Fine- and I am completely unaware of what the fuck I'm doing in this doctor's coat and/or office. Please return me to my wife, who is very real, and very hotl.

Lime Green Firetruck (iykyk)

Graduation is around the corner. I'm going to be a real gingerbread boy now and no one can stop me. Fuck you, Martha. I haven't forgotten what you did to Spencer's sock in 3rd grade. Nah, I don't actually know a Martha. Could you imagine?

Semen Sheets

It's cold and rainy. It's Summer. I am Steven.