They Hiatus ‘cuz They Ain’t Us - EP. 101

We did some more, for ep. 4

THIS WEEK ONLY: Oh snap, it’s smoothbrain Adam Sandler hour! “That’s my Boy” slid right off Dylan’s brain like a slug off a tomato leaf, and there’s nothing more fun than listening to your favorite regional podcasters quiz each other on a movie that hardly exists. There’s some other content in there too, but there’s nothing like a nice tomato leaf when you’re a slug. It’s the first episode before a two-month hiatus. That’s never a good sign for content creators, but if there’s ever a pair of cockroaches that survive the nuclear gardens, it’s the Nobodies! Michael isn’t here this week, but when has that ever stopped them? For more snoofiness, look for Some Nobodies on all podcast platforms. For more Michael Colby, check out Jack Billings Presents. Become an honorary snoof at www.patreon.com/somenobodies [http://www.patreon.com/somenobodies]. As always, be well.

We can all agree, that this is ep. 3

If your podcasting feed was a small midwestern town, think about Some Nobodies as the Chili’s out by the highway entrance ramp. You know the one, it shares a parking lot with the chain hotel used by families driving cross-country for their obligatory family reunions. When our episodes come sizzling from the kitchen like a plate of fajitas, you can’t help but look down at your entree and feel a vague sense of disappointment. The restaurant staff is out back on a smoke break, and they’re talking about misrepresentation of Egyptian mythology, misrepresentation of Tolkien canon, and why, ultimately, none of it matters. Featuring special guest chef Michael Colby tearing the kitchen apart trying to kill all the cockroaches. For more snoofiness, look for Some Nobodies on all podcast platforms. For more Michael Colby, check out Jack Billings Presents. Become an honorary snoof at www.patreon.com/somenobodies [http://www.patreon.com/somenobodies]. As always, be well.

Don't make Dylan blue, listen to ep. 2

Dictionary.com defines ‘sophomoric’ as ‘suggestive of or resembling the traditional sophomore; intellectually pretentious, overconfident, conceited, etc., but immature.’ Well, it's been a while since Zack, Dylan, or Michael were in school, but sometimes nature overcomes nurture. Just ask the scorpion and the frog. Today’s essay topics include spaghetti buckets, pantsless podcasting, and the love of the game. Featuring adjunct snoof Michael Colby desperately trying to earn his tenure track position. Unfortunately, the state cut our funding this year, but maybe next time? For more snoofiness, look for Some Nobodies on all podcast platforms. For more Michael Colby, check out Jack Billings Presents. Become an honorary snoof at www.patreon.com/somenobodies. As always, be well.

They Hiatus ‘cuz They Ain’t Us - EP. 101

Look, it’s a first date. We don’t really know each other yet, the chemistry is a little off, the appetizers come out cold because we went to a restaurant that underpays its staff and they just don't care. But, baby, we missed you, and we hope these twelve dollar mozzarella sticks don’t remind you of the bad times. Do you mind if we go dutch on the bill? The entrees on today’s menu include highly choreographed action-revenge thrillers, confusing time zone coordination, and the superhero genre slump. Wait, you’re allergic? Uh, it's all good, I'm pretty sure I saw a salad bar... For more snoofiness, look for Some Nobodies on all podcast platforms. Become an honorary snoof at www.patreon.com/somenobodies. As always, be well.