The Baby Wants Its Bottle Philosophy & Poetry Inc.

Yawn another D grade Episode. Thank you to Sally the Schnauser-Labradoodle cross who is my one and only listener - though I can't be sure you listen just because you accidentally tread on your owner's keyboard. If I receive fan mail with a dog paw print I will know I have 1 true fan. Now excuse me there is a 3 day old chip on my floor that needs eating.  This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2023/01/21/chippie-hopkins-would-one-day-become-a-prime-minister-a-short-story/

A new fresh cart of Horse Dung has arrived.....and lo & behold while I was a shovelin' the shite on me turnips, some poems fell out. So I read the poems & they ended up on the Net. Sorry to all my 1 listeners out there!  This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/11/19/fly-the-nest-a-poem/

Oh no - not another Episode! Oh well at least it's better than a kick in the pants! If only slightly! In this episode I read the story of Marcel Smithski - a resident of St Kilda Beach a seaside suburb of Melbourne Australia. He is a book loving, deadbeat, pseudo intellectual who dreams of one day being the final 'good' Dictator. He infiltrates a Globalist thinktank and begins his irreverent speech - what could go wrong? Will this be the beginning of Smithskis New REALLY GOOD Utopia? Or will the Globalists cut him down? Well, you'll have to listen to find out, dum dum!.  This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/10/17/i-have-updated-my-latest-short-story-please-read-it-you-may-like-it-as-it-slags-off-the-faceless-men-women-in-puppetry-i-e-modern-politics/

This is the True Story Of Those Many Locations Of Spiritual Darkness. The Small Towns In Spirit That Congeal In Too Many Places Throughout The Cosmos.  You may recognise this story on a personal level.  Yes, Evil Exists In this World & The Your Job Is To Smile Through The Storm.  This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/09/24/the-earthly-plague-of-mediocretus/

Another Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap episode! Save your rotten vegetables up for this one! Throw 'em at the screen! We have two Poems: "Woman Are Warlords.." and "Saint Joe the Neurotypical". Please feel free to print this episode out & exchange for some Horse-Sh*t and your local Farm, at current exchange rates one of my poems is worth 3 bags of Horse- Shit. When you give the Poem to the Farmer simply say "yes sir no sir three bags full sir".  Upon receiving the bags of shite - simply go to your front yard and wind it up, over your head helicopter style and fertilize your lawn. . . after all - "shite poems grow many a daisey"  This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/09/20/women-are-warlords-on-ice-just-waiting-for-a-big-thaw/