The Expendables 3

Critters Ranking

We're finally able to talk about the Critters now that we've realized that the Ghoulies aren't what we thought they were, so now we're ranking  and declaring for the Critters series. You'll hear which movie makes it to the top of both our lists, the movie that sits in the middle for both of us but came closer to the top for one of us and why, and which movie falls to the bottom of lists and whether or not it's still good enough to be good. Thanks to our monthly supporters * Matt and Vicki S * Kate Lampe * Daniel Prudhoe * Andrew Pangle * Steve Weiss * Matthew Aldrich * Edward Lankford * Heather Sahami

Expendables Series Pitch a Sequel

The inkwells are dry because we have two new pitches for the Expendables series as we try to ensure that the series lives on as it should. You'll hear which of us sets their sequel in outer space, which of us creates a prequel, how Kurt Russel gets involved, and why Burt Reynolds and Charles Bronson, among others, creep into a pitch. Thank god for our Time Machine! Enjoy! Thanks to our monthly supporters * Matt and Vicki S * Kate Lampe * Daniel Prudhoe * Andrew Pangle * Steve Weiss * Matthew Aldrich * Edward Lankford * Heather Sahami

Expend4bles

We don't know how to quit when it comes to sequels and on that note, some series don't know when to quit; case in point, the 2023 sequel, Expend4bles. That lack of know how lead to grounding this series to halt. You'll hear a lengthy discussion about how this movie starts by getting the simplest of things completely wrong, the uncanny valley quality of the film due to the terrible use of CGI for almost everything except the people populating the movie, and a chat about how this movie proposes that a cold blooded murder is a perfectly fine way to fake your own death. Thanks to our monthly supporters * Matt and Vicki S * Kate Lampe * Daniel Prudhoe * Andrew Pangle * Steve Weiss * Matthew Aldrich * Edward Lankford * Heather Sahami

The Expendables 3

We're the perfect blend of young and old so we don't need a hot, new crew to help us discuss the 2014 sequel, The Expendables 3. You'll hear several conversations about the casting of Mel Gibson and how his offscreen problems may help the onscreen shenanigans of his character, Conrad Stonebanks, a lengthy talk about a fifteen to twenty minute story excursion so Stallone can recruit a new team with the help of Dr. Frasier Crane, and the highs and lows of bringing in Wesley Snipes into your franchise only to forget that you got Wesley Snipes to join your franchise. Enjoy! Thanks to our monthly supporters * Matt and Vicki S * Kate Lampe * Daniel Prudhoe * Andrew Pangle * Steve Weiss * Matthew Aldrich * Edward Lankford * Heather Sahami

The Expendables 2

We're lumbering at full speed to our microphones like Stallone towards an airplane hangar because we're so excited to talk about the 2012 sequel, The Expendables 2. You'll hear why we think this is the best sequel in the series, why we think the entire series finds it stride in this particular movie, and several conversations about the acting abilities of these stars and whether or not people should recognize those abilities more. Enjoy! Thanks to our monthly supporters * Matt and Vicki S * Kate Lampe * Daniel Prudhoe * Andrew Pangle * Steve Weiss * Matthew Aldrich * Edward Lankford * Heather Sahami