Someone's Got Big News

Someone's Got Big News

Firstly, a massive shoutout to Voli K who recently reached out to collaborate with the podcast and has actually made music specifically for The Montoyas! You'll hear his work in today's intro and we absolutely love it. Huge thanks to him. At this rate, when we finally do a live show, we might even have live music from the man himself. Tayla's friend came over this week and immediately expressed concern that Tayla still hasn't booked her nose surgery. Why? Because she'd gone down a rabbit hole researching what happens to chronic mouth breathers over time and apparently it's not pretty. The biggest concern is developing a recessed chin which, according to the internet, is every mouth breather's worst nightmare. Will this finally be the thing that gets Tayla to book the surgery? The jury's still out. Meanwhile, on his day off, Marcelo found himself living out one of his biggest fanboy moments after meeting one of his Top 3 celebrities, Neil Whitaker, at a mental health lunch. If you've listened to the podcast for a while, you'll know Marcelo's obsession with all things real estate. Not only did he get to meet Neil, but he was also bold enough to ask him for a personalised video message for a special someone... and the result is absolutely legendary. Plus, The Montoyas have a MAJOR announcement to share in this episode. Any guesses? A second sausage dog? We've finally landed a sponsor? We're adding another weekly episode? Drop your predictions in the comments and tune in to find out. If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.au

Chat GPT Exposes Tayla

*Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message! Marcelo has never been shy about his dislike of Tayla being glued to her phone, and this week he finally gets some answers. After discovering most of her screen time is spent firing an endless stream of questions at ChatGPT, Marcelo asks the question we're all thinking: "What are the most outrageous things you've ever asked ChatGPT?" Tayla bravely opens the vault, but would you be willing to share your search history with the world? Meanwhile, Tayla joins the 5am gym crowd and quickly finds herself in a very unexpected situation. While struggling through a workout, a friendly stranger offers to oil one of the machines to make it run smoother. Assuming he'd wandered over from the maintenance team, Tayla gladly accepts the help… only to discover he's actually just a local gym hero, quietly roaming the floor helping those in need with a can of WD-40. A true man of the people! Plus, we may have received one of the greatest calls ever on the Ass Leaker Hotline. In the middle of a truly unfortunate situation, one listener decided this was exactly the place to share their story — and we're very grateful they did. If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.au

We've Been Scammed

Thank you to everyone who has joined our Patreon, we’ve just hit a massive milestone of 1,000 subscribers!! In today’s episode the Montoyas are drawing out three lucky “ass leakers” who will get to sit in on a recording soon, well…when we can finally nail down Marcelo's schedule. The Montoyas are truly grateful for every “multi tasker” and “ass leaker” who supports the show! We have big plans for 2026 so keep and eye out on more announcements coming your way. Tayla woke up on the wrong side of the bed, we all know how that feels! Marcelo started with good intentions and decided to clean Tayla’s car. Unfortunately the clean freak in him couldn’t ignore the chaos he found inside, Louie the sausage dog had vomited and the twins' snacks were littered all over the place. Instead of using his better judgment and ignoring the situation, Marcelo confronted Tayla… I’m sure you can guess her response! Just like your aunty on Facebook marketplace, the Montoyas have been scammed! There’s a fake Facebook page “TheMontoyas291” with a bigger audience than the real page, how does that even happen!? The page has been reported as being fake but we need your help, please report it on Facebook and if you don’t already follow the real page help us out! If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.au

Up The Blues

*Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message! Plus if you hang around to the end if we have a special announcement for once we hit 1k followers Marcelo shares who he’s supporting in the State of Origin, the NSW Blues. He even has a team shirt and a special match worn jersey from Mitch Barnett himself hung in the background. In the process of sharing his love for the team, Tayla discovers she has a new ick… Luke Lombardi’s appearance on the show last week has ruffled some serious feathers in the Lombardi household! Sue wants a second chance and has been preparing her show notes…the problem is Tayla and Marcelo aren’t sure, they thought Sue wasn’t being her “true authentic self” last time. In comes Tayla’s father, Ange, he’s also vying for a slot on the show to share his truth. Stay tuned to find out who the Montoyas have confirmed as the next family guest! After playing again in the Bulldogs last week, Marcelo’s body had a few aches and pains and he needed some good old Fijian treatment. His mum Litiana, came through to save the day. Her treatment this time was a very creative solution involving a trip to Fiji and holy water!? If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.au

Childhood Trauma with Luke Lombardi

*Join our Patreon* Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive to paid subscribers. Plus massive news for Patreon subscribers, listen out in this weeks Patreon episode, you now have access to our hotline to leave us a message! The Montoyas welcome their third guest to the show, Tayla’s brother, Luke Lombardi! Luke has been trying to score this slot for months, he was upset Sue got invited before him and gave Tayla a piece of his mind. Tayla keeps the vibes tense by bringing up some good old childhood trauma, get your popcorn ready! Tayla is blindsided when Marcelo shares a story she never thought would see the light of day. It follows a common theme, toilets. As a result, Tayla and Marcelo agree to clear stories with each other before bringing them to the podcast…where’s the fun in that! Time will tell… Tayla shares her dislike of PDA, she recently was subjected to it at the gym of all places! A young couple who maybe had nowhere else to go, were condoodling across from her in some very intimate positions that didn’t leave much to the imagination! If you want to find out more about Blue Wealth Property email montoyas@bluewealth.com.au