UNDRESSED WITH POL' AND PATRIK

We welcome back comedian, author, and former Chelsea Lately star Sarah Colonna for a no-holds-barred Part 2. From influencer lists to psychic warnings, nothing’s off-limits. We start by comparing notes on being left out of influencer trips while Sarah confesses, she just came back for another coffee reading. “I just wanted a second opinion,” she laughs. The gang dives into “Haute Topics,” debating Kelsey Grammer welcoming baby number eight at 70.  We react to The Chrisleys pardoned by Trump after stealing millions. “How do they get picked over people in for petty crimes?” Sarah wonders. Patrik sums it up: “Best friends with the president.” Next, we rave about Jeremy Allen White (Sarah’s Shameless co-star) starring as Bruce Springsteen in a new biopic. Sarah shares she met him at table reads and jokes she wants to cameo as Courtney Cox in the “Dancing in the Dark” video. They debate whether Jeremy can sing or not. On Runway Rundown, the critiques get spicy. * Chelsea Handler’s silver strapless gown draws mixed reviews—Patrik calls it “prom 1975,” while Sarah defends her ex-boss: “I think it looks good on her!” * Elsa Hosk’s sheer, couture Cannes gown blows them away: “This is the definition of slay.” * Kristen Stewart’s cream shorts suit sparks debate over proportions and those controversial bobby socks. When Sarah’s own red satin top appears on screen, Patrik calls it “Halloween gone bad.” She promises never to wear it again. In between fashion roasts, they commiserate over self-tape auditions. Patrik groans about taping for parts like crack dealers, plastic-surgery addicts, and porn-star managers. Sarah admits she prefers professional taping studios because filming with her husband is “a recipe for divorce.” Then it’s time for Pol’s coffee reading—Sarah’s main reason for showing up again. He sees: * A person close to her (with a “J” in the name) who pretends to be supportive but is actually jealous and waiting for the right moment to sabotage her. * A project she’s put aside that will unite her stand-up, writing, and acting—her real path forward. * A future trip that will be canceled, and she shouldn’t force it (“You’ll find out later you weren’t supposed to go.”).  * Sarah looks stunned: “I think I know who this is.” They play a game of “Sarah Colonna: Chelsea Lately or Football Wife?” recalling whether she ever flashed an audience (she didn’t), spilled a drink on the owner’s shoes (also didn’t), or got mistaken for a cheerleader (sadly, no). They giggle about Snow White 90210 being called “Little Thunder” at football games. Sarah shares memories of her worst commercial—a Home Depot ad shot near the airport with no AC. “They were mad I was sweating in July!” she recalls. They laugh about how she still does self-tapes, though she’d rather be in the room getting feedback. Wrapping up, Sarah talks about her live shows in Oregon, San Antonio, Las Vegas, Tacoma, and Spokane. She plugs her podcasts: * Are You My Podcast with Mary Radzinski * The Book Lisp with her husband Jon (“It’s about books—and our lisp!”) We end with Sarah declaring she feels “naked and afraid—in the best way.”  This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. 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It's part 2 of our wild, unfiltered, and unexpectedly emotional episode when Carolyn Wiger returns to break down her time on The Traitors, share behind-the-scenes drama, and reflect on life, loyalty, and lips. Carolyn explains why she refused to eliminate Dorinda Medley early in the game—despite strategy and pressure—calling her a “badass bitch” and recognizing how much fans adore her. She also unleashes her honest take on Boston Rob Mariano, criticizing his overexposure and dominance, saying it made others feel like “pawns.” She calls out Bob the Drag Queen and Danielle Reyes for backstabbing her mid-game, which left her feeling betrayed and emotional. There’s still no real resolution, and Carolyn opens up about how much it hurt—especially from people she expected more compassion from. 💄 Runway Rundown turns brutally fabulous as we roast the reunion looks: ·       Carolyn’s outfit is lovingly dragged as “cheap Barbie meets bacon spray tan.” She explains a stylist drama and personal struggles that led to the wardrobe mishap. ·       Gabby’s velvet hand dress? “A craft project from Catholic school.” ·       Brittany’s dress? “Sound of Music meets castle drapes.” 💋 Carolyn laughs through the pain and owns it all with humility and humor. 🔮 In a touching twist, Pol’ performs an Armenian coffee reading, revealing a mysterious “S” with a heart in the cup—signaling someone from her past will reenter her life in a meaningful way. Carolyn is visibly affected. Pol' urges her to stop overthinking a current opportunity: “Sign the damn dotted line.” 🔥 3-Word Cast Game Highlights: ·       Chanel Ayan: “Titties” ·       Matt Blankenship: “Papa” ·       Carson Garrett: “Turtle” ·       Boston Rob: “Big Daddy” ·       Danielle Reyes: Just silence. Ouch. She also throws shade at Sam Asghari for doing little on The Traitors (“he brought napkins”) and reacts to hot topics like Kris Jenner’s $200K facelift, Justin Bieber’s money drama, and Trump pardoning the Chrisleys (“Makes me want to do drugs again”). This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com [https://hurrdatmedia.com/network/] or the Hurrdat Media YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@hurrdatmedia_] channel! 💬 Best Quote: “I wanted to look like a Barbie. A drag queen Barbie. You’re lucky I didn’t wear a crown.” 🎭 Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod [https://linktr.ee/undressedpod?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=f215f691-6cfb-4129-8143-e90d311efc77] Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu [https://www.instagram.com/polatteu/]  Tiktok: @polatteu  [https://www.tiktok.com/@polatteu?_t=8bQDfLQ98RC&_r=1] Twitter: @polatteu  [https://twitter.com/polatteu?s=11&t=87VBPQMFCE6u7N-gsi0zhw] www.polatteu.com [http://www.polatteu.com/] Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  [https://www.instagram.com/patriksimpson/?hl=en] Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh [https://www.tiktok.com/@patriksimpsonbh?_t=8bQDhsZcaCs&_r=1] www.patriksimpson.com [http://www.patriksimpson.com/] Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 [https://www.instagram.com/snowwhite90210/?hl=en] Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 [https://twitter.com/SnowWhite90210] www.snowwhite90210.com [http://www.snowwhite90210.com/] Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video [https://www.amazon.com/Couture-British-Shobna-Fashion-Ukraine/dp/B0B8NJH5MX/ref=sr_1_2?crid=19GNBUMDKNJHC&keywords=gown+and+out+in+beverly+hills&qid=1681269651&s=instant-video&sprefix=gown+and+out,instant-video,154&sr=1-2].  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com [http://www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com/] #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read [https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read]   What You'll Get: ·       Unfiltered Traitors tea ·       Survivor gossip & game breakdowns ·       Reality TV fashion disasters ·       A spiritual surprise in an Armenian coffee cup ·       Laughter, honesty, and just the right amount of shade Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

It’s Part 1 with the one and only Crystal Kung Minkoff for a glitzy, gloriously unfiltered episode! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum, Humble Brag podcast queen, and wife of The Lion King director Rob Minkoff, Crystal joins Pol’ & Patrik to spill tea—unsweetened, over-iced, and stirred with Armenian coffee. With Snow White 90210 at the groomer (priorities, people), the boys dive into Crystal’s Housewives origin story: a casual Mommy & Me moment with Teddi Mellencamp turned into a Zoom with 20 Bravo execs. In designer athleisure, she was crowned a new Housewife. Her reaction? “Uh…okay?” Even the Bravo head honcho was gagged. Crystal didn’t chase fame—she married into it. With over 20 years alongside Rob, she had a lot to lose. Between raising kids and protecting her husband’s Disney reputation, she wasn’t about to get shredded by Lisa Rinna for sport. Even Rob’s agent (who reps Brandi Glanville and Denise Richards) told her: “Don’t do it!” But Bravo got her. Zoom filming turned into sipping with Kyle Richards, dodging Erika Jayne-level drama, and saying “hell no” to shady producer setups. As for the cast? Crystal’s real ones were Garcelle Beauvais and Sutton Stracke—until the group chat imploded. (Looking at you, Random 👀.) Pol’ and Patrik dig into the contrast between reality TV and real Hollywood glam. Crystal can’t even film her real life—Oscars, Emmys, and dinners with Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Silverman, and the legendary Betty White (RIP). And yes, Cheryl Cecchetto—the Governor’s Ball planner—also did Crystal’s wedding. Quiet. Rich. Flex. Then, boom: Pol’s Armenian coffee reading. Spooky-accurate. He sees Crystal possibly moving, expanding, shifting… toward something more fulfilling than Housewives. Is it a memoir? A wellness brand? A new show? She’s not saying—but she’s thinking. Hard. There’s talk of houseguests, her open-door policy, a possible Bravo return (“Maybe…”), and even tea about Jeff Lewis, Cynthia Bailey, Tamra Judge, and Jennifer Tilly. And the roast? Housewives in “rented homes and leased Jaguars.” We said what we said. By the end, Crystal leaves the boys howling and the audience begging for Part 2. She’s raw. She’s reflective. And she might just be ready for her next act. One thing’s Crystal clear: she’s not a side character—she’s the whole damn narrative. 🎙 A Hurrdat Media Production. More shows at HurrdatMedia.com [https://hurrdatmedia.com/] or on the Hurrdat Media YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@HurrdatMediaNetwork] channel! 🎧 Subscribe: linktr.ee/undressedpod [https://linktr.ee/undressedpod] 📲 Follow Pol Atteu: IG: @polatteu [https://www.instagram.com/polatteu] TikTok: @polatteu [https://www.tiktok.com/@polatteu] Twitter: @polatteu [https://twitter.com/polatteu] 🌐 www.polatteu.com [https://www.polatteu.com/] 📲 Follow Patrik Simpson: IG: @patriksimpson [https://www.instagram.com/patriksimpson] TikTok: @patriksimpsonbh [https://www.tiktok.com/@patriksimpsonbh] 🌐 www.patriksimpson.com [https://www.patriksimpson.com/] 🐾 Follow Snow White 90210: IG: @snowwhite90210 [https://www.instagram.com/snowwhite90210] Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 [https://twitter.com/SnowWhite9010] 🌐 www.snowwhite90210.com [https://www.snowwhite90210.com/] 📺 Watch Gown and Out in Beverly Hills on Prime Video [https://www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com/] 🌐 www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com [https://www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com/] 🔮 Book an Armenian Coffee Reading: polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read [https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read] #UndressedPodcast #CrystalKungMinkoff #RHOBH #ArmenianCoffeeReading #JeffLewisLive #HollywoodTea #BravoDrama #GownAndOut #BeverlyHillsRealness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

From the instant Pol’ and Patrik shout “headlights on!” you know this episode is veering off-road. Survivor 44 breakout—and freshly minted Traitors 3 schemer—Carolyn Wiger barges into the virtual Palazzo Suite wearing nothing but a tee, a grin, and the freedom of a woman who ditched her bra along with her inhibitions. Seconds later the couture duo are debating cup sizes while Carolyn counters with dead-pan Minnesotan sass. Patrik tries to stage a traditional Armenian coffee ceremony; Carolyn turns it into “espresso soup,” convinced the ornate spoon is drug paraphernalia. Grounds splatter, jaws drop, and Pol' is speechless for the first time. Between spit-takes Carolyn unloads raw truth about her first blackout—age 9—an overdose at 22, and 15 years of sobriety as a Minnesota drug-counselor. She unpacks pansexuality (“I love the person, not the parts”), why gym bros repel her, and how rehab-era therapy powered her island gameplay, turning her into a fan-favorite finalist on Survivor. Patrik demands to know why Carolyn isn’t on the leaked Survivor 50 “Legends” roster; she reveals she was cut last-minute and the rejection stung. Cue a reality-TV roast: ·       Boston Rob — “predictable magician” vs. “terrifying icon.” ·       Tom Sandoval — accuses her of wanting him; cue hard no. ·       Dorinda Medley — “murdered” way too soon. ·       Bob the Drag Queen, Gabby, Danielle Reyes — fierce but sometimes too serious for Carolyn’s chaos-gremlin energy. Plastic-surgery chatter name-drops Dr Lahijani; Carolyn admits she already wants bigger implants yet recoils at launching an OnlyFans: “Don’t you dare stare—because I can.” Her hairless Chinese Crested develops a rash mid-Zoom; Wi-Fi glitches; coffee grounds finally reveal a storm: Carolyn’s stuck in survival-mode, circling obligations while guarding a private sanctuary the public never sees. The cliff-hanger: Pol will finish the reading next episode—bikinis optional. Why You Need to Listen ·       Raw sobriety talk collides with reality-TV tea: equal parts inspiration and scandal. ·       Behind-the-scenes Traitors intel—secret poems to Boston Rob, rowboat meltdowns, castle tantrums. ·       Pol’s mystic coffee ritual adds eerie depth—and a reason to come back for Part 2. Grab your demitasse, hide your relapses, and brace for spin-cycle: Carolyn Wiger is steering the Undressed roller-coaster—boobs first, feelings wide open. Caffeine, Chaos & “Armenian Cocaine”Sobriety, Sexuality & SincerityTrash-Talking Traitors & the Survivor 50 SnubBoobs, Bots & OnlyFans (Relax, She Said No) Doggy Drama & the Spin-Cycle Prophecy. It's a can't miss! This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com [https://hurrdatmedia.com/network/] or the HurrdatMedia YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@hurrdatmedia_] channel! Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod [https://linktr.ee/undressedpod?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=f215f691-6cfb-4129-8143-e90d311efc77] Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu [https://www.instagram.com/polatteu/]  Tiktok: @polatteu  [https://www.tiktok.com/@polatteu?_t=8bQDfLQ98RC&_r=1] Twitter: @polatteu  [https://twitter.com/polatteu?s=11&t=87VBPQMFCE6u7N-gsi0zhw] www.polatteu.com [http://www.polatteu.com/] Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  [https://www.instagram.com/patriksimpson/?hl=en] Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh [https://www.tiktok.com/@patriksimpsonbh?_t=8bQDhsZcaCs&_r=1] www.patriksimpson.com [http://www.patriksimpson.com/] Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 [https://www.instagram.com/snowwhite90210/?hl=en] Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 [https://twitter.com/SnowWhite90210] www.snowwhite90210.com [http://www.snowwhite90210.com/] Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video [https://www.amazon.com/Couture-British-Shobna-Fashion-Ukraine/dp/B0B8NJH5MX/ref=sr_1_2?crid=19GNBUMDKNJHC&keywords=gown+and+out+in+beverly+hills&qid=1681269651&s=instant-video&sprefix=gown+and+out,instant-video,154&sr=1-2].  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com [http://www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com/] #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read [https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

The mics pop like champagne as we usher Miami OG Lea Black back for part 2 in Dallas. What follows is a glitter cannon of gossip, gratitude, and girdle-tight life lessons—all in under an hour. Glitter vs. Grit Lea opens her designer diary: she once slid to the side so “drop-dead gorgeous” Joanna Krupa could shine, and even loaned baubles to castmates “starring in rented houses and leased Jaguars.” She applauds Bethenny Frankel’s rag-to-Skinnygirl rise while roasting fame junkies who’ll chase a camera “to the opening of an envelope.” Hollywood Stories & Humble Queens Grab your autograph book. Lea bumps into Faye Dunaway disguised in Juicy Couture, the boys accept a curbside first edition from Dyan Cannon, and Pol' watches Zoë Saldana crawl on the boutique floor to play with puppy SnowWhite90210. Patrik fires back: mistaking Courtney Love for a “homeless lady,” then auctioning Pamela Anderson’s lap for $10 K at a gala. The moral, via icons Betty White and Anna Nicole Smith: class never goes out of style. Skincare Royalty & the Chump Army We chat about Lea Black Beauty serums, masks, and miracle oil and Pol’ confesses he ditched Obagi for Lea Black Beauty. Cosmic Signs & Coffee Grounds Pol’s 2nd half of Lea's Armenian coffee divination crowns Lea “queen of limitless lanes.” Two new ventures shimmer in the grinds: an affordable-housing empire for son RJ and a hush-hush jewelry play. The trio compare destiny detours—from a Phuket flight missed before the 2004 tsunami to pilots grounding planes on “feng-shui feelings.” Hot Topics & Runway Rundown Headlines fly: * Gene Hackman’s carbon-monoxide tragedy prompts a detector PSA. * Jeff Bezos plans to rocket Lauren Sanchez, Gayle King, and Katy Perry into orbit—Lea yells “Prenup, please!” Fashion time: Pol’ torches the RHOM reunion looks—Lisa Hochstein’s iridescent foil (“Forever 21 clearance”), Larsa Pippen’s emerald ruche, and Alexia’s metallic mini—branding the set “Star-Wars prom.” By contrast, Greg Lotus’s portrait of Lea in a bias-cut ivory gown is christened “Rich-Bitch Perfection.” Money, Morals & Mega-Billions Lea slams corporate layoff kings, privatized-FAA chaos, and royal PR spin. Her mantra: “Show me where you spend your money, time, and influence, and I’ll show your values.” Love, Security & Limitless Hustle Coffee grounds confirm attorney/philanthropist Roy Black is Lea’s steady North Star—“that box is forever checked.” With home secure, she juggles a dozen gigs and yearns for five more. Patrik crowns her the “Ozempic of people—one shot and your goals slim to what matters.” Lea's final words: “I feel naked—inside and out—but drape me in couture and 60 carats, darling!” This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com [https://hurrdatmedia.com/network/] or the Hurrdat Media YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@hurrdatmedia_] channel! Subscribe to our audio: linktr.ee/undressedpod [https://linktr.ee/undressedpod?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=f215f691-6cfb-4129-8143-e90d311efc77] Follow Pol Atteu:  Instagram: @polatteu [https://www.instagram.com/polatteu/]  Tiktok: @polatteu  [https://www.tiktok.com/@polatteu?_t=8bQDfLQ98RC&_r=1] Twitter: @polatteu  [https://twitter.com/polatteu?s=11&t=87VBPQMFCE6u7N-gsi0zhw] www.polatteu.com [http://www.polatteu.com/] Follow Patrik Simpson:  Instagram: @patriksimpson  [https://www.instagram.com/patriksimpson/?hl=en] Tiktok: @patriksimpsonbh [https://www.tiktok.com/@patriksimpsonbh?_t=8bQDhsZcaCs&_r=1] www.patriksimpson.com [http://www.patriksimpson.com/] Follow SnowWhite90210: Instagram: @snowwhite90210 [https://www.instagram.com/snowwhite90210/?hl=en] Twitter: @SnowWhite9010 [https://twitter.com/SnowWhite90210] www.snowwhite90210.com [http://www.snowwhite90210.com/] Watch Gown and Out In Beverly Hills on Prime Video [https://www.amazon.com/Couture-British-Shobna-Fashion-Ukraine/dp/B0B8NJH5MX/ref=sr_1_2?crid=19GNBUMDKNJHC&keywords=gown+and+out+in+beverly+hills&qid=1681269651&s=instant-video&sprefix=gown+and+out,instant-video,154&sr=1-2].  www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com [http://www.gownandoutinbeverlyhills.com/] #UndressedPodcast  Armenian Coffee Reading: https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read [https://polatteu.com/armenian-coffee-cup-read] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]