The Long Goodbye

The Long Goodbye

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick starts a garden hoping to grow vegan gummy bears, but quickly gives up when Lev tells him bear shape gummies are trademarked. Joe gets seduced by a butcher at the mall into buying a used meat slicer. Will it pay for itself in five years as the butcher promised? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com [whathappenedtothem@gmail.com] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Long Goodbye' is available on DVD, VHS, & Blu-ray (but it's only foreign) at: https://www.amazon.com/Long-Goodbye-Elliot-Gould/dp/B00MYMTBCA/ Music from "Goodbye Girl" by The Four Seasons Artwork from BJ West quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, long, goodbye, gould, altman, noir, inherent, vice, sonic, anderson, adaptation, marlowe, chandler

Hercules in New York

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. A new season is on the horizon and the hosts are going to have to get a lot more buff if they want to survive until the end. Patrick debates taking steroids, but decides to use chiclets instead. Joe learns quickly that pumping iron has nothing to do with taking multi-vitamins. Lev is happy with his body and doesn't give in to the peer pressure from this season's celebrity. And just who is the podcast following this season? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com [whathappenedtothem@gmail.com] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Hercules in New York' is available on DVD & Blu-ray (I would have assumed VHS too) at: https://www.amazon.com/Hercules-New-York-Arnold-Stang/dp/B00004XMSC/ Music from "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk Artwork from BJ West quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, arnold, schwarzenegger, governor, hercules, new, york, terminator, old, pan am, greek, mythology, hades

Moana (not the cartoon one)

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe finds a sleeping child in his movie theater, as the prophecy foretold. But only Lev had heard the prophecy and he didn't pass on that information to Joe. Patrick can't decide if he should roll the dice and try a new type of non-dairy milk this week. What did the prophecy foretell about his decision's effect on the fate of the multiverse? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com [whathappenedtothem@gmail.com] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in July 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Moana' is available in theaters now (though hopefully not for long). Real Moana can be found at : https://www.amazon.com/Moana-Blu-ray-Auli%CA%BBi-Cravalho/dp/B0DRHG4DY7/ Music from "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion "Artists are the Greatest People" by Flight of the Conchords Artwork from BJ West quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, moana, live, action, pointless, washington, adaptation, garcia, disney, kon, animation, remix

Atrabilious

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Patrick revisits and old film he made when a rival director vies for his crown. Joe thinks dogs can do math and bets Lev a bucket of crabs he can teach one to add. Lev doesn't want a bucket of crabs and never accepted the bet. Did Joe take the very blunt hint? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com [whathappenedtothem@gmail.com] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in June 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Atrabilious' is available on just streaming (probably for the best): https://www.amazon.com/Atrabilious-William-Atticus-Parker/dp/B0F1XWNCZX/ Music from "Such a Good Night" by Paul Rothman Artwork from BJ West quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, whoopi, goldberg, cameo, atrabilious, wright, baldwin, parker, crudup, cocktail, alien, predator, indie

Babes

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Patrick gets his yearly mammogram screening for the first time. Joe goes with with him for moral support. Lev could point out the obvious but finds it funnier to just let them go. What will the doctor say after looking at Patrick's ta-tas? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com [whathappenedtothem@gmail.com] Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in June 2026. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Babes' is available on Blu-ray & DVD (no VHS, stop asking): https://www.amazon.com/Babes-Blu-Ray-Pamela-Adlon/dp/B0D5BTMFPJ/ Music from "MOOO!" by Doja Cat Artwork from BJ West quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, whoopi, goldberg, cameo, babes, glazer, adlon, buteau, millenial, carrey, zendaya, howard, grinch, lynch