Can I Lay Down

21. Rogue And Jean Grey F***ing in a Phoenix Supernova

1. "How do I get people to shut up while I'm in the afterglow of an orgasm?" "I've been kidnapped and starved in a closet by a lesbian power couple." "My friend broke her arm and I couldn't stop laughing." I don't know what this episode is about other than whatever is generally wrong with us. Special guest Micha is here to answer our shame-based therapeutic questions and have all her dreams come true, which (like all of us) is just to dissolve into a fantasy of well-soundtracked celebrities having sex. -------- Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d

20. Talk Dirty Mario to Me

Remember those audio clips from your favorite childhood shows, the ones that pleasurably lifted your scalp off and tickled your brain meats? We celebrate the old ones and make new ones, plus our delectable vocal stylings on accents of the world. -------- Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d

19. Madonna-Infused Margarita

Did you know we're topical? We're SO topical. In this episode, we hit the 3 M's everyone is talking about these days: Mormons, molasses, and Madonna. Incredible. Did you know Boston once lost its greatest men, women and horses to a sticky-sweet flood of molasses in the year 1919? You won't learn this from NPR. (I'm lying, of course. NPR has a whole episode on it. But ours is funnier.) Also in this episode: how to get revenge on your ex, using only bologna and a HINT of Tajín. BONUS: Here's a video of the unicorn transformer from the episode: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BB62HWW08Pk [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BB62HWW08Pk] Come-on!! -------- Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d

18. Small Talk in a Pink Tutu

We're special guested -- by yet another therapist! Aren't there enough of those these days? Honestly, you can't throw a stone without talking about somebody's childhood and the first time they fell out of a coconut tree while masturbating. Special guest David is here to tell us all about his origin story in a pink tutu, but only after we sidetrack for our first Small Talk through voice filters. Finally, we cancel men, because they still deserve it. -------- Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d

17. Please and Thank You Intercourse

Is sex about kindness, or problem solving? Is zit popping about love, or dissociation? Does the endless grind define our lives, and if so, what does it mean that one of us graduated? Our heroic foursome follows the white rabbit down, down, down into the classic themes of therapy: unparentifying, healthy conflict, and most importantly, how to stop screaming so hard you hurt yourself. -------- Theme Music by Rocky Marsiano Creative Commons License: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/rocky-marsiano/beats-cenas/chamem-me-d