I need substance. There I said it.

Team Jordy or Team Thompson

Let’s spill this PIPIN HOT TEA hunny. Today i have a LOT on my mind about the cheating scandal including Kylie Jenner’s best friend of 10 years and Khloe Kardashians baby daddy. LETS DISCUSS.

I need substance. There I said it.

This week let’s discuss fyre festival, how to be a vegan 101 and whether you’re team caelynn, Hannah or neither?

Someone get me a fake pony tail and a diamond choker.

I’m triggered. Ariana grande, can we be friends? Also, someone take my amazon account away from me.

I would be a vegan but I’m lazy.

I come up with the most brilliant idea in the middle of this can someone help me execute it? Also, should we REALLY be on this celery juice hype? Why did Demi from the bachelor run off the stage to kiss Colton?! Are we feeling her? Let me know!