Episode 8

Episode 9

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2434313/open_sms] In this episode of Kokomo City Grapevine, the Kokomo City Paranormal Society is holding its 14th annual Ouija board swap this Friday at midnight in the Spruce Meeting Room at the Summit House Hotel. The Kokomo City Fire Department found an excuse to use the jaws of life at Applebee's, and the Crazy German Lady still doesn’t offer any discounts at her Internet and Cat Cafe, so don't ask. Councilperson Kelvin McMurtry shared a PowerPoint presentation from his recent trip to Area 51, where he got food poisoning and had to receive life-saving IV fluids at an out-of-network urgent care clinic. Paul Worthington from the Kokomo City Electric Association Cooperative investigated a massive power drain emanating from the Bigfoot Ranch. The code to access the Bigfoot Ranch is 0198, but that is confidential information. The Not-So-Secret Government Mine may or may not be involved. Support the show [https://www.buymeacoffee.com/KokomoCityGrapevine]

Episode 8

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2434313/open_sms] In this episode of Kokomo City Grapevine, speculation about the organized gang situation in Kokomo City is finally addressed. Also, rabbits are literally coming out of every nook and cranny this Wednesday at the Holiday Inn Express. Don’t tell PETA. Or do. A neighborhood dispute turned into fisticuffs last Monday morning, so get online and participate in the trial by social media. And make sure you do it before you get distracted and become interested in something else. Cults of Kokomo City examine Kokomo City’s own The Grand Order of the Merm. Founded by The Chosen One after he won the Powerball lottery, The Grand Order of the Merm consists of genderless mermaids tended to by minions wearing green kimonos and irradiated knockoff Birkenstock sandals. They are terrified of sealions, and their compound is a strict “No Net Zone”. Please leave a review, tell your friends, and tune in next time. Thanks for listening. Support the show [https://www.buymeacoffee.com/KokomoCityGrapevine]

Episode 7

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2434313/open_sms] In this episode of Kokomo City Grapevine, Hip-Hop Grandma makes her triumphant return to the booth this Saturday from 3:00 to 4:15 in the Sunset Room of the Kokomo City Hyatt Regency. Extremely limited seating is provided. The Kokomo City Police Department and the Kokomo City Department of Health have an important update about the newest social media trend. And, if you like to eat meat, Uncle Stan has got something special for you! This week in the Kokomo City History Corner, you will hear the story of legendary Kokomocitian Brian Fredrickson. It is an intriguing tale of theft, greed, more theft, and ultimately death that indelibly shaped the United States of America as we know it today. Brian Fredrickson, a Kokomo City original. Support the show [https://www.buymeacoffee.com/KokomoCityGrapevine]

Episode 6

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2434313/open_sms] In this episode of Kokomo City Grapevine, the old Blockbuster Video store is continuing to experience more difficulties because it could potentially be cursed. The organizers of the 33rd annual Kokomo City Hermit Crab Marathon, sponsored by Pfizer, are looking for volunteers to help keep the birds away. No, 2011 winner and record-setting hermit crab Big Time Rush won’t be there, but his shell will be on display. Expect Main Street to be closed for most of the week as they prepare for the event, and you might even see Stephen A. from ESPN. The Summit House presents America’s newest bloodsport this Tuesday in the José Cuervo Ballroom, so come check it out. And the apple pie eating contest at Vincent Price Middle School is going to look a little bit different this year. Be prepared. Finally, complications arose in Tupper‘s class on how to quiet all of the crazy voices inside your head using B-complex vitamins in the old smoking section of the Denny’s. The class will not be rescheduled. The Kokomo City crime report has a new sponsor, and the Kokomo City Playhouse presents a new twist on William Shakespeare’s play, Hamlet. Spoiler alert…Sir Patrick Stewart is involved. Make sure you bring cash, because there is something for sale in the lobby after the performance that you are going to want to buy. Also, the Kokomo City Playhouse prefers that you pay in cash because then everyone gets paid faster. Support the show [https://www.buymeacoffee.com/KokomoCityGrapevine]

Episode 5

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2434313/open_sms] This week, Ted from Ted's Shoelace Emporium has some exciting news he wants to share with the community. In addition, the Panamanian Daughters of Susan B. Anthony are co-hosting their semi-annual pigs in a blanket munch-n-chug brunch in the Spruce Room at the Ramada Inn, and the 12th Annual Scatman's Too Many Magic Mushrooms Hokey Pokey Hoedown is on Saturday at one o'clock over by the boathouse. Tupper's group counseling class on how to macrame the pain away went poorly.  The Kokomo City Council is looking into adopting a sister city, but not in Japan because Councilperson Randi Price is allergic to fish. Councilperson Farley Pike shares a special surprise from his on-the-spectrum singles retreat that he went to in Telluride a few weeks ago. Spoiler alert - there is a PowerPoint presentation involved. Finally, toddlers got drunk on juice boxes that had fermented into wine, and there was plenty of blame to go around. Support the show [https://www.buymeacoffee.com/KokomoCityGrapevine]