everyone wants to be brian

barefoot masseuse

HI!! Welcome back!! ALERT new podcast name, same great episodes that no one cares about or learns anything from! In today’s episode Brooke gives an update on where the HELL she’s been??? What’s she been doing??? What’s her new trauma?? (The spoiler is in the title). Thank u for listening y’all see u every Thursday (for who knows how long)

everyone wants to be brian

the long awaited episode with brooke’s dad!!! today’s episode was so fun to record and we hope you guys love it, even though brooke and brian spiral a lot (ADHD) it’s a good one! today we cover so much i can’t even put it in the episode description. new eps every thursday on all platforms!!

beef with usps

hi!!!!! this week’s episode is another solo ep.... with more confidence this time. brooke covers the RIVETING question on if she’s a muppet or a man, cocomelon as well as a confession that may get her canceled. new episodes every thursday!

everyone wants to be maura

introducing the only person from brookes high school experience that matters - MAURA ORTNER. in other words, brooke’s former colleague. on today’s episode we dive into how we met, starbuck’s popsicles and meeting dance moms stars. new episodes are released every thursday!

puppetry is cool

In today’s episode, Brooke is solo???? She explains why at the start of this episode. This week she dives into dog parties, her journey to becoming popular in 4th grade and the infamous 40% off sale at Justice. Join us for new episodes every Thursday!!