Hot Dad Summer Starts NOW 🍻

Then Dinosaur Beer Happened 🍺🦖

This week on Professionally Average things escalated FAST. What started as a blind mystery beer review turned when Miller Lite shocked us. Then our guest from Mostly Sober Podcast pulled out a second surprise beer… 🦖 Toppling Goliath Brewing Co. Pseudo Sue Pale Ale And somehow this turned into one of our wildest beer review episodes yet. In this episode: 🦖 dinosaur beer review 😂 surprise guest chaos 🔥 king of the quarter debate 🍻 pure Professionally Average nonsense

This Local Beer Surprised Us… and We Need More 🍺

This week on Professionally Average, we checked out one of our local hidden gems — Yough River Brewing Company— and their Notorious YRB Blonde Ale completely surprised us. From the insanely cool Sasquatch can design to the actual flavor… this one delivered. In this episode: 🍺 Honest first reaction review 🔥 One of our favorite local brewery finds 👀 The hidden can details you probably missed ☀️ Why this might be the perfect summer beer 🎙 Why we want to visit the brewery in person And trust us… this is one local brewery worth checking out.

Hot Dad Summer Starts NOW 🍻

This week on Professionally Average… we tried reviewing beer while being absolutely cooked from whatever sickness is going around. What started as a review of Apple Butter Ale from Berkeley Springs Brewing Company somehow turned into: 🍺 relationship debates 😂 hot dad summer planning 🤒 sick brain conspiracy theories 🔥 emotional damage discussions 🌽 summer cookout vibes 💀 crop tops and booty shorts Basically… this episode went completely off the rails.

We Tried “Garage Beer”… and It Was Actually Good? 🍺

We found a beer called Garage Beer while grocery shopping… and obviously we had to try it 😂🍺 This week on Professionally Average, we review Garage Beer Lime — a light beer that honestly sounded ridiculous at first. But after trying it? …it wasn’t nearly as bad as we expected. In this review: 🍺 Honest first reactions 😂 Why the name is either genius or ridiculous ☀️ Summer beer debate 🍋 Lime flavor breakdown 🔥 Is it worth buying? And somehow this turned into us brainstorming other terrible beer names.

This Beer Said We Wouldn’t Like It… It Was Right 🍺💀

This week on Professionally Average… we may have found one of the worst beers we’ve ever reviewed. Stone Brewing Arrogant Bastard Ale literally warns people on their website that they probably won’t like it. They were right. From the insanely cool can design to one of the most aggressive beer flavors we’ve ever tasted… this review completely spiraled. In this episode: 🍺 Brutally honest review 😂 Mom accidentally buys chaos 💀 Gargoyle butt crack comparisons 🤧 The beer literally made us sneeze 🔥 One of our harshest reviews ever