The Marvel-less Ms. Maisie

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)

We are back and more distracted as ever! Your favorite two globs of ravager scum Maisie and Tim are finally back in your earholes this time discussing the newest Marvel garble Guardians 3! I don't feel like writing one of those dumb long descriptions for the episode! Listen to the podcast and feel joy in your soul, idiot!

X2: X-Men United (2003)

"SHINK!" your dinks and get ready to bink cuz your two favorite stink pinks Maisie and Tim are back and more mutated than ever for the second X-Men movie directed by no one at all why do you ask?! That's right, it's X2: X-Men United! And this episode's got everything you could possibly want; profound horniness for the very brief appearance of a big metal man, Maisie dodging Tim's insistent and annoying Brian Cox and Ian McKellan impressions, and awkward editing because of poorly timed baking of potatoes! Stream or download this podcast instead of spending any time pondering the sacrifices of your pithy existence you'll need to make in the ever approaching e-pocalypse! Alan Cumming is blue!

X-Men (2000)

Get ready to turn your least favorite U.S. Senator into goo, because your two favorite genetic freaks Maisie and Tim are back and cornier than ever to fling ourselves back to the groovy year of 2000 to discuss [DIRECTOR REDACTED]'s "X-Men"! And this movie's got everything, the mutant X gene, the mutant ex, Jean, and some huge jacked men with scary bones! So sit down, pop in some headphones, stick a dang lollipop in ya mouth and listen to two jiblets gab on about Ian McKellan's hand-work as well as the inevitable heat death of the universe, a phenomenon ever-approaching and completely unstoppable. Is this a musical episode? Stop asking!

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

Well shrink my dink! If it isn't your favorite two Mechanized Organisms Designed Only for Crapping (M.O.D.O.C) Maisie and Tim back at it again discussing which was a bigger disaster: the series of increasingly dangerous chemical poison train derailment fires in the United States or Marvel Studio's Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania? Look Dr. Feige, when we said we liked when Paul Rudd made things small, we didn't mean the Rotten Tomatoes score!!! (Roasted) Explore a new world beneath our own, a world Janet Van Dyne refuses to tell us about, a world with brown greenscreen backgrounds, a world where Paul Rudd and Jonathan Majors are trapped not only in the Quantum Realm but in these endless contracts, and dare to answer the age old question that Maisie and Tim have long been exploring: Wait... are these movies bad? Sift through the dung and garbage and try to find any solace in life's unending disappointments. "You Kang Do It!" -Rob Schneider

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)

Put on your chubbs and get ready to glub cuz it's your two favorite hidden deposits of dookie Maisie and Tim back at it again with another episode about the impossible task of a movie Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. This episode has everything you could possibly want: mediocre podcast editing, a disdain for shorts, and... and Academy Award for acting in a Marvel movie?! Who knew it was possible? But anything is possible. Anything. Read a book.