Works Every Time

The TRUTH About the Roast of Kevin Hart (feat. Joke WRLD)

JOKE WRLD COMEDY FESTEVAL 2026Use code 'WETPOD' for 5% off tickets!https://www.jokewrldfest.com/MERCHhttps://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-timeTEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/RECORD WHERE WE DOUse code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording!https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6FOLLOW JAKE:https://www.instagram.com/joke.wrld/https://www.youtube.com/@JokeWRLDTHE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)______________________________________00:00:00 This week on WET…00:00:40 Jake comes in hot00:07:02 Beef squashed00:10:22 Dave Chappelle's Summer Camp00:14:13 Louis CK leaks00:16:47 Comedy is mainstream00:18:33 Busboys: A New Hope00:22:28 Politics at the Kevin Hart Roast00:27:41 Lizzo crushed it00:30:56 How to make a Joke WRLD video00:34:07 Sports Center of comedy00:37:24 Jake's throwing a comedy festival00:43:26 Joke WRLD is just facts00:50:20 Getting bumped at the Hans Kim van mic00:57:22 Jake fumbled his Ron White interview______________________________________Follow the show:https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401chttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠ ⁠  @phillipgarciacomedy  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCSf6rxPAV6vHx0uno7hjIWA]  @JustinEssenmacher  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCF7TBeWp1os5hO0AK2xptjg] ⁠ ⁠  @markusolind9761  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCHAznrtQRxIIToXMzv7xOlw] ⁠  @rageqzbass  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC-LT2TVYAU0IUWwChPxWCcw]  @JokeWRLD  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCGVVGdMcWxF0KW4mCrmiNCQ] #podcast #comedy

Golfologist Explains Best Substance to Golf On (feat. Brent Gill)

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW BRENT: https://www.instagram.com/iambrentgill/ https://www.instagram.com/holehecklers/ https://www.instagram.com/goodsession.comedy/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:26 Feet pics on Patreon 00:04:53 The Study of Omelets 00:06:29 Brent is a golfologist 00:12:26 Why can't we have drugs in sports 00:15:44 Lizzo ruined the flute 00:19:15 Drinking at work 00:24:33 Volkswagen's numbers were exaggerated 00:32:58 Markus wants to live at a Champs 00:37:01 Brent mixed up black guys twice 00:43:13 Justin got Markus a gift 00:47:55 Bit Pitch LIVE @ the Sydney Opera House ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.patreon.com/cw/WETPodcast https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠ ⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠ ⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

Dream Star Wars Blunt Rotation

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'ATX' for 10% off your first recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:36 It's Markus' day 00:04:40 Star Wars women 00:08:52 Dream Star Wars blunt rotation 00:14:30 This. Is. Pod-casting! 00:17:37 Markus brought toys 00:19:53 WET Sports: The Cowboys will be good this year 00:25:45 Impressions vs accents 00:27:30 Phil-losiphy with Phillip 00:30:59 Phil and Justin have the same therapist 00:35:07 Justin's in his Attitude Era 00:40:05 Steve Harvey in white face 00:43:36 Bit Pitch hosted by Steve Harvey 00:58:54 Markus' relapse ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠ ⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠ ⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

Origin Stories with Getter and Michael Ridley

MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW MICHAEL https://www.instagram.com/ridleysweaty/ https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelRidleyComedy FOLLOW GETTER https://www.instagram.com/getter/ https://www.youtube.com/@getter http://youtube.com/@terrorreid THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:12 WETter Pod 00:02:56 Japan is racist 00:05:05 Mike got deported to Japan as a kid (he's not Japanese) 00:07:12 We almost lost Justin in Michigan 00:08:40 Getter in Japan 00:10:00 Sound competitions 00:11:59 Michael's best Optimus Prime impression 00:13:38 Michael and Terror went to high school together 00:16:12 Red Dead Redemption on Epstein's Island 00:17:57 We should not be flying 00:21:37 Petty cabs are a scam 00:23:19 Hookers and gummies 00:26:39 Queef tricks 00:28:58 A stripper ulted on Michael 00:32:57 Michael was raised by 3 strippers and uncle jimmy 00:38:26 Pedo Beat Down (Jimmy's Story) 00:42:40 Pouya's pitbull 00:46:03 We're gonna be cool rich people 00:53:20 Smelling Japan in your Gameboy 00:55:17 I want my bowling ball to smell like a Mexican house 00:58:55 The worst song in the world 01:02:31 If Rick Rubin produced every song 01:05:05 Growing up on dad rock 01:07:13 Gangnam Style ruined Michael's life 01:11:25 Gay Ikea sneak peak ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠ ⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠ ⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass @MichaelRidleyComedy @getter @terrorreid #podcast #comedy

American Returns from Paris with Thoughts (feat. Matty Stu)

AUSTIN COMEDY HOME RUN DERBY https://youtu.be/jowHCVf5mkw?si=ZBXez23fT6HuCutq MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW MATTY https://www.youtube.com/@MattyStuComedy https://www.instagram.com/mattystuuu/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:38 Tropical drunk is the best drunk 00:07:53 Phil's mom calls in 00:11:34 Matty left his wife on the honeymoon 00:15:41 Justin's buttons 00:21:53 Cake or pie? 00:27:15 European Zyns hit different 00:29:32 Justin tried out for Matty's next baseball video 00:39:59 Justin in public 00:44:14 Phil's a bowler now 00:48:24 Matty is in his prime 00:53:19 Justin almost died playing NFL blitz 00:55:31 Bit Pitch LIVE @ Madison Square Garden 01:12:09 Talking sh*t about the French ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ⁠ ⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy @JustinEssenmacher ⁠ ⁠ @markusolind9761 ⁠ @rageqzbass @MattyStuComedy #podcast #comedy