Her Deceased Husband's Friend Claims He Got Her Pregnant!! | Reading Reddit Stories | 2DJB EP138 |

Her Deceased Husband's Friend Claims He Got Her Pregnant!! | Reading Reddit Stories | 2DJB EP138 |

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] You can also check out the more wild comedy podcast "⁠⁠Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/6TnmXecEi1uogFe2djXwzD]" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love. SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon BONUS EPISODES⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://buymeacoffee.com/mikeanddylan] (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 👕 Get 30% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/] with code 2DJB 🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/] Submit your own drama or Reddit Stories for Mike and Dylan to read at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://mikeanddylan.com/] (Make sure to tag it as 2DJB so we read it on the right podcast. About LaborLama (Use code 2DJB for 30% off) When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/]

AITA: My Brother NEEDS My Sea-men | Reading Reddit Stories | 2DJB EP137 |

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] Mike and Dylan completely lose it over seven certified unhinged stories including a stepdad who thought he'd lost his daughter forever and a Periods for Pricks PowerPoint that changed everything. You can also check out the more wild comedy podcast "⁠⁠Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/6TnmXecEi1uogFe2djXwzD]" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love. Episode 137 has something for everyone: a custody story that pulls the rug out from under you, a mom going to war with a teacher to protect her 12-year-old's right to say no, and a triple-decker Reddit post that starts with shrooms on a hike and escalates to "he also admitted to s*****y assaulting someone" somewhere around story three. Mike and Dylan clock the priorities immediately. Then there's the man who went to his stepdaughter about her period products in the shared bathroom trash and got absolutely destroyed. The Gorilla Shedding Comeback is everything. And a brother who spent 15 years cutting out his sibling has a very specific ask involving DNA and forgiveness Mike and Dylan weigh in on turkey baster vs. direct deposit with more confidence than anyone should. Capped off by a Nintendo Switch that cost one guy his engagement, his Reddit account, and whatever was left of his dignity. SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon BONUS EPISODES⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://buymeacoffee.com/mikeanddylan] (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 👕 Get 30% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/] with code 2DJB 🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/] Submit your own drama or Reddit Stories for Mike and Dylan to read at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://mikeanddylan.com/] (Make sure to tag it as 2DJB so we read it on the right podcast. About LaborLama (Use code 2DJB for 30% off) When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/]

The Most EMBARRASSING "TIFU" Stories On Reddit! | Reading Reddit Stories | 2DJB EP136 |

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] Funny doesn't even cover this episode. Mike and Dylan tear apart 19 certified chaotic "Today I F**ked Up" stories from Reddit and absolutely lose their minds. This episode covers the full spectrum of human catastrophe. From a girlfriend who sets up a Tinder for her boyfriend to boost his confidence and watches him immediately use it to cheat, to a bank teller who barely holds it together when he discovers an old man spent his entire paycheck on OnlyFans subscriptions. A call center worker accidentally outs a cheating husband named Steve by calling his wife instead of his mistress and Mike fully goes off about it. A bridesmaid breaks into a house in a bra and thong in freezing weather to retrieve her friend's insulin, and the neighbor calls the cops immediately. Then there's the 75-year-old Republican mom who eats an entire THC chocolate gift, ends up in the hospital, and accidentally discovers she needs a quadruple bypass. A Huntsman spider climbs out of an office toilet. A water slide takes a man's dignity in a very specific and irreversible way. And someone gets pushed into sharting on another person. Mike and Dylan react to every single one with zero filter, no mercy, and occasional horrifying personal stories of their own. This one got completely out of hand and we wouldn't have it any other way. You can also check out the more wild comedy podcast "⁠⁠Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/6TnmXecEi1uogFe2djXwzD]" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love. SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon BONUS EPISODES⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://buymeacoffee.com/mikeanddylan] (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 👕 Get 30% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/] with code 2DJB 🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/] Submit your own drama or Reddit Stories for Mike and Dylan to read at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://mikeanddylan.com/] (Make sure to tag it as 2DJB so we read it on the right podcast. About LaborLama (Use code 2DJB for 30% off) When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/]

Her Sister's Maid of Honor Is Her Childhood Bully...| Reading Reddit Stories | 2DJB EP135 |

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] From a guy who cured his fear of the dark by sexualizing his basement monster (and now can't watch horror movies without getting turned on), to a 19-year-old who shaved his butt, secretly entered a girls' friend group "best butt competition," and then found out his friend had sent him a Snapchat of the winner… it was his. Then there's the wedding guest who turned out to be a restraining-order-violating stalker with three fake social media identities. Mike and Dylan go completely off on all of it, including the mom who refused to take her kid to the doctor because of medical bills, which somehow turns into the most passionate American healthcare rant of the year. These two have no filter, no chill, and absolutely no plans to stop reading the internet's worst decisions out loud. This episode is a wild one from start to finish. New episodes every week. Follow on Apple or Spotify and we'll see you next time. LABORLAMA GIVEAWAY May through June:Rate the podcast on Spotify or Apple, leave a comment with the secret phrase and you're entered to win $100 of Labor Llama. Refer a friend who also leaves a review with the keyword and you get two entries. Use code 2DJB for 30% off any order at LaborLama. You can also check out the more wild comedy podcast "⁠⁠Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/6TnmXecEi1uogFe2djXwzD]" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love. SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon BONUS EPISODES⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://buymeacoffee.com/mikeanddylan] (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 👕 Get 30% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/] with code 2DJB 🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/] Submit your own drama or Reddit Stories for Mike and Dylan to read at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://mikeanddylan.com/] (Make sure to tag it as 2DJB so we read it on the right podcast. About LaborLama (Use code 2DJB for 30% off) When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/]

Influencer DEMANDS Free Stuff & Husband Rage-quits a marriage! | Reading Reddit Stories | 2DJB EP134 |

⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] Mike and Dylan go completely off on ten unhinged Reddit stories — including a micro influencer with 15K followers demanding free coffee upgrades, a stepdad who thought cutting a teenager's hair was a good idea for a punishment, and the most romantically chaotic husband on the internet... Two best friends. Unfiltered takes. Absolutely no chill. This episode covers a fake food allergy friend who sneaks pizza over the sink, a wife who silently hands the story back to her husband when he interrupts — and he does not know how the cruise ends. A woman sent to a TV overflow room at her own best friend's birthday party. A man who rage-quit his 20-year marriage the week his youngest left for college. And a husband who had been reading ahead in his wife's romance novels, acting out the spicy scenes from the Kindle, and tracking the whole operation on a color-coded spreadsheet with chili pepper emojis. Mike and Dylan break down every single one of these people and go in accordingly. You can also check out the more wild comedy podcast "⁠⁠Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/6TnmXecEi1uogFe2djXwzD]" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love. SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon BONUS EPISODES⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://patreon.com/MikeandDylan] ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://buymeacoffee.com/mikeanddylan] (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 👕 Get 30% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/] with code 2DJB 🫢Join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/] Submit your own drama or Reddit Stories for Mike and Dylan to read at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://mikeanddylan.com/] (Make sure to tag it as 2DJB so we read it on the right podcast. About LaborLama (Use code 2DJB for 30% off) When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠⁠⁠ [https://laborlama.com/]