Why Do You Keep Trying To Make Me Imagine Things That Are Hurtful To Me

Send Them An Invoice For That

The boys are back, baby.  We chop it with a little preview of the 2021-22 Pens season, what to expect, and some bold predictions.

Why Do You Keep Trying To Make Me Imagine Things That Are Hurtful To Me

It's a date night.  The boys recap the NHL Expansion Draft, Entry Draft, and Free Agency and talk about Ron Hextall's approach to reimagining the Penguins.  All salary information via CapFriendly.com.

He's Got LoveSac Money

Welcome to Episode 5, where we tackle your hardest hitting questions about things like who would win in a fight, who would win in a race against Theodore Flaxton, our favorite meats and meat condiments, and Phil Kessel.  Some would call this a "mailbag."

Episode 4: Being An NHL Fan Sucks Most of the Time

Welcome back to another episode of the 3 Assists Equals 1 Goal Podcast.  The boys chat about Ron Hextall's and Brian Burke's comments over the last week or so, dive into Evgeni Malkin and why even the suggestion of moving on from him stinks out loud, and Experience Azerbaijan with a little F1 action. As always, data referenced during the show via HockeyViz.com, Evolving-Hockey.com, NaturalStatTrick.com, and Hockey-Reference.com.  Salary info via CapFriendly.com as well.

Episode 3: My Goaltender Can't Save a Puck. Tough Cookies

The boys do a postmortem on the Penguins series with the Islanders.  Much like the Penguins goaltending, it went off the rails.  Yell at us about it on Twitter: Geoff - @geoffwithano Rez - @rezhockeytweets Josh - @kohlslaw13 The show - @3ass1goal All data referenced in the show via Naturalstattrick.com, Evolving-Hockey.com, and Hockey-Reference.com.