Newt Gingrich Is Perfect!

Al Gore (And the 1996 Telecommunications Act) Is Perfect!

Thank you, Al Gore, for inventing the internet and consolidating media!!!

Newt Gingrich Is Perfect!

Did you known Republicans aren't lizard people in disguise but Newt people?? Thanks to Newt Gingrich, America is absolutely perfect because back in 1990. he was the one who gave the Republican party a new voice.

Lewis and Clark Is Perfect!

Lewis and Clark! These boys never did anything wrong! SOURCES: https://anthropology.indiana.edu/research/publications/the-myth-of-syphilis-the-natural-history-of-treponematosis-in-north-america.html [https://anthropology.indiana.edu/research/publications/the-myth-of-syphilis-the-natural-history-of-treponematosis-in-north-america.html] https://www.science.org/content/article/medieval-dna-suggests-columbus-didn-t-trigger-syphilis-epidemic-europe [https://www.science.org/content/article/medieval-dna-suggests-columbus-didn-t-trigger-syphilis-epidemic-europe#:~:text=Researchers%20have%20long%20clashed%20over,may%20not%20develop%20skeletal%20signs] https://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/objects-and-stories/history-syphilis-part-1#the-roots-of-syphilis [https://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/objects-and-stories/history-syphilis-part-1#the-roots-of-syphilis] https://www.jstor.org/stable/20612203 [https://www.jstor.org/stable/20612203?read-now=1&seq=1] https://franceshunter.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/love-in-the-afternoon-syphilis-and-the-lewis-clark-expedition [https://www.google.com/url?q=https://franceshunter.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/love-in-the-afternoon-syphilis-and-the-lewis-clark-expedition/&sa=D&source=docs&ust=1773517620953635&usg=AOvVaw2Un3oFRnT0OaYjHmaFhl-m] https://www.hnn.us/article/did-stephen-ambrose-sanitize-meriwether-lewiss-dea [https://www.hnn.us/article/did-stephen-ambrose-sanitize-meriwether-lewiss-dea] https://daily.jstor.org/the-mysterious-death-of-meriwether-lewis/ [https://daily.jstor.org/the-mysterious-death-of-meriwether-lewis/] https://www.oregonhistoryproject.org/articles/historical-records/death-of-meriwether-lewis/ [https://www.oregonhistoryproject.org/articles/historical-records/death-of-meriwether-lewis/] https://npshistory.com/publications/natr/c-v13n2-1999-1.pdf [https://npshistory.com/publications/natr/c-v13n2-1999-1.pdf] https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/meriwether-lewis-mysterious-death-144006713/&sa=D&source=docs&ust=1762801541058237&usg=AOvVaw3KcAUua6DxbfyiMwToUpdK [https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/meriwether-lewis-mysterious-death-144006713/&sa=D&source=docs&ust=1762801541058237&usg=AOvVaw3KcAUua6DxbfyiMwToUpdK]

The Powell Memo Is Perfect!

In 1971, lawyer and future Supreme Court justice Lewis Powell wrote the blueprint for where we are today! Sources: The Hidden History of American Oligarchy by Thom Hartmann Democracy Awakening by Heather Cox Richardson https://www.jstor.org/stable/43307910?read-now=1&seq=4#page_scan_tab_contents [https://www.jstor.org/stable/43307910?read-now=1&seq=4#page_scan_tab_contents] https://www.jstor.org/stable/43881576?read-now=1&seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents [https://www.jstor.org/stable/43881576?read-now=1&seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_F._Powell_Jr [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_F._Powell_Jr]. https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/ [https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/] The Memo: https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/1/ [https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/1/]

"Quiet, Piggy!" Insulting The Press Is Perfect!

Yesss, Supreme Leader Trump strikes again with a clever retort that sent the press home going wee wee wee! Visit Patreon.com/AmericaIsPerfect [http://Patreon.com/AmericaIsPerfect] for more podcasts!