The Amityville Asylum

The Amityville Asylum

What could be scarier than a cult running a sanitarium , hoping to achieve immortality? Horrifying british accents! This week we watch 2013's Amityville Asylum and learn the horrifying truth about what's going on in the spooky psychiatrict hospital that was built right where 112 Ocean Avenue once stood. And it turns out -- barely anything! Just a lot of standing around? Why do they have so many British patients? Why do the leads sound like they're doing awful American accents? Why won't Caroline stop doing terrible british accents? Can anything be done to stop the madness??? As of this writing, The Amityville Asylum is available for streaming on: TUBI [https://tubitv.com/movies/565598/the-amityville-asylum] The Roku Channel [https://therokuchannel.roku.com/details/d79f56617bef5321abdfa5bd3265908f/the-amityville-asylum?source=bing] YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbd3z-f0mrE]

The Amityville Haunting

We have reached the indie Amityville movies, and woof -- what a flick to start off with. Join us as not much happens for 90 minutes in this "extream" found footage horror movie. There is a guy named Cut in here though. And a kid named Donny Reddit. Whatever. As of this writing, The Amityville Haunting is available on the following streaming services: TUBI [https://tubitv.com/movies/367654/the-amityville-haunting?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed] Sling [https://watch.sling.com/1/program/47e677cb40d1df05abbe8c4c36ca8a5e/watch?trackingid=google-feed] Pluto TV [https://pluto.tv/us/on-demand/movies/5919efb594881173c6e2d685?utm_medium=textsearch&utm_source=google] Fandango at Home [https://athome.fandango.com/content/browse/play/241790/ADVERT_CONTENT?cmp=OrganicSearch~Vudu~GoogleWatch]

The Amityville Horror (2005)

I thought we just did this movie like 10 movies ago. Oh this time though Ryan Reynolds is acting his butt off. And his shirt off. Like his shirt is off for this entire movie.   As of this writing, The Amityville Horror (2005) is available on the following streaming services: TUBI [https://tubitv.com/movies/312168/the-amityville-horror?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed] The Roku Channel [https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/7dcf5add7d815967a1ccc9c6ac3c8f12?source=google] Pluto TV [https://pluto.tv/us/on-demand/movies/5e3c8d0c86e96850bcc4a713?utm_medium=textsearch&utm_source=google]

My Amityville Horror

This week we watch a documentary about Danny Lutz, son of Amityville haunting victim George Lutz, about his experiences growing up in a haunted house. Honestly this one might more harrowing than all the movies we've watched up until this point.  As of this writing, My Amityville Horror is available on the following streaming services: Xumo [https://play.xumo.com/free-movies/my-amityville-horror/XM0U9335YZ1HW9] Philo [https://www.philo.com/player/player/vod/Vk9EOjYwODU0ODg5OTY0ODczNzMyMw?source=search] Roku [https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/812cab06c8f353739ffbf06e7ddef839?source=google]

Amityville Dollhouse

This one is set in the desert for some reason and has nothing to do with Amityville as far as we can tell, but there's spiders, wasps, rats zombie dads, and reused props from other movies Alex has seen.  Oh and incest. There's more incest.   As of this writing, Amityville Dollhouse is available on the following streaming platforms: Pluto TV [http://pluto.tv/us/on-demand/movies/618aed1b8e324e001aa47a46?utm_medium=textsearch&utm_source=google] The CW [https://www.cwtv.com/movies/amityville-dollhouse/amityville-dollhouse/?play=f7a94a23-6a82-4ede-9be9-ef471fe3ac78&utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=google_kp_watch] Tubi [https://tubitv.com/movies/595412/amityville-dollhouse?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed] Roku [https://therokuchannel.roku.com/watch/e7515b8cffd45937a179b0d29c43d454?source=google] Plex [https://watch.plex.tv/movie/amityville-dollhouse]