It's Monkey Time | Americas Favorite Podcast

Trolling For Trout | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast

* 00:01:40 — Manual Farts Only: A listener thinks the fart is part of the intro, and the crew proudly explains that BLC uses real, handcrafted gas like podcast artisans. * 00:02:12 — Pride Month Musical Parker: Parker starts singing the show open, and the guys immediately question how a man who hates musicals keeps turning the podcast into one. * 00:03:24 — Congratulations on Your Marriage, Sorry: The crew congratulates a listener on getting married, then immediately explains that 100% of divorces are caused by marriage. Romance is alive and filing paperwork. * 00:04:01 — Not a Math Podcast: After absolutely butchering percentages, the crew reminds everyone that BLC is not accounting-related. Finally, a disclaimer that feels legally useful. * 00:04:45 — Shirtless Men on the White House Lawn: The Freedom 250 becomes America’s newest summer tradition: patriotic MMA, fighter jets, and watching grappling from the darkness. * 00:06:13 — Kid Rock’s Dream America: Fred describes the event’s flyover energy as something between Top Gun, Kid Rock, Cobra Kai, and Idiocracy, which is either a warning or a campaign slogan. * 00:11:34 — Sports Worm Reports Live: Sports Worm arrives from “Mexico,” insists he is an American worm, and immediately starts making World Cup predictions like someone who found soccer in a cereal box. * 00:13:46 — Zamunda Wins the World Cup: Sports Worm picks Zamunda, then Wakanda, proving he may understand fictional geography better than actual soccer. * 00:17:39 — USA by Default: Parker picks the United States because of America, while Fred backs Argentina and Messi with slightly more actual sports logic. * 00:19:03 — Satan’s World Cup Analysis: Satan predicts a U.S. win because the deals have already been made, which is probably still better than most betting podcasts. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Meat Sweat City | Americas Favorite Podcast

In Episode 242 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Fred is back, alive to the show again, and immediately welcomed with the kind of dignity this program is famous for: a discussion about synthetic farts, AI-generated gas, and the need for “real farts” in modern podcasting. It is, somehow, a return to normal. The crew kicks things off by welcoming a new listener, Dale from Canada, before revisiting the emotional damage caused by Fred missing the previous episode. Parker and Allan remind him that, in his absence, they were forced to slap together a show without him and do all the things he would normally veto. Fred, naturally, did not listen. Friendship is beautiful. From there, Fred launches into the main story: his family vacation to Hilton Head Island. Before the trip even begins, he manages to back into an elderly woman’s car while trying to buy a shirt for a funeral, which is pretty much the perfect tone-setter for any relaxing getaway. Once the family arrives at the Hilton Head resort, things do not get much smoother. The resort is described as a confusing four-building maze with offset rectangles, broken elevators, long walks, inconvenient room layouts, and a setup that seems specifically designed to punish anyone traveling with kids, luggage, or a working sense of direction. The group has to reshuffle rooms after discovering one unit is spacious enough for the whole family while the other is basically vacation Tetris. Then there is the long walk to the beach, a convenient bar at the end of the boardwalk, and Fred’s encounter with the “hurricane challenge,” which escalates exactly as irresponsibly as expected. The vacation continues with glitter ice, the fear of shiny poop, expensive golf, rain, Hilton Head golf course prices, and one terrifying stinger of a golf shot that may or may not have launched across the island’s main road. Nobody was arrested, so technically the vacation was a success. It is a classic BLC episode: weird, loud, sarcastic, and mostly a warning label. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Freddy's Dead (To Us) and the Worst Of

This week, on what can barely be called an episode of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Fred is Dead...to us. He's out fighting screw worms or screwing fighting worms or something. Allan decides to shoot his shot and step in for the absent Freddy Jazzmouth. Parker uses Fred's untimely disappearance to force through a new BLC Hall of Famer, then a special guest comes by to mourn the show's loss.  Then, we're sorry, but we're contractually obligated to broadcast a Worst of Episode once a year, and this one is definitely it. It's time for a BLC debate. Don't watch it, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast. Come back Freddy! #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

Trouser Snake and the Sweater Button | Americas Favorite Podcast

In “Trouser Snake and the Sweater Button” from The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew delivers another loud, ridiculous ride through absurd humor, pop culture, and deeply questionable life advice. The episode kicks off with Parker emotionally unraveling, Fred talking Dabo Swinney, Allan recalling a run-in with a famous college football coach, and the gang somehow turning Pride Month into a conversation about HBO’s Hacks, hats, and computer hackers. From there, Fred brings a Reddit-inspired question: if Batman named himself after his biggest fear, what would your superhero name be? The answers are gloriously cursed, including Failure Man, Vomit Girl, IRS Man, Public Boner Man, Nutty Putty Cave Man, Maggot Man, and the horrifying Pee-Hole Fish Man. The chaos continues with cave disasters, claustrophobia, Amazonian fish nightmares, Tubi horror movies, Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ladies First, Netflix true crime, celebrity boxing, Ray J, Super Hot Fire, Johnny Manziel, steroid sports, and one possibly brilliant poke bowl restaurant name. It’s weird, sarcastic, wildly off-track, and exactly what BLC fans came for. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

It's Monkey Time | Americas Favorite Podcast

In “It’s Monkey Time! Episode 239” of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, things kick off exactly how you’d expect: a little technical confusion, some talk about Fred’s temporary tooth situation, a questionable planet fact, and Allan wasting no time setting the mood with the kind of greeting only this show could get away with. In other words, everything is right on schedule. The big story this week is Parker’s nightmare trip through the wonderful world of the DMV, charity car donations, and paperwork that apparently matters way more two years later than it did at the time. After trying to update his driver’s license, Parker finds out his license has allegedly been suspended for two years because of a donated vehicle that was never handled properly. Naturally, this turns into a full-blown quest involving Heritage for the Blind, missing documentation, and the soul-crushing phrase “another department.” Then come the “rewards” for donating the car, which somehow make the whole thing even worse. The promised $200 restaurant gift card turns out to be restaurant.com credits, which is technically food-adjacent but spiritually offensive. The free vacation voucher is not much better, unless your dream getaway involves mailing in paperwork, paying fees, and maybe winding up in Branson or Fargo. The DMV adventure adds another layer, with Parker trying to fix the issue, explain the missing VIN number, get a temporary license, and process the fact that the DMV employees were actually helpful. The real tragedy, though, is his new license photo, which apparently makes him look like he’s about to show up angry at a school board meeting. Fred also jumps in with his own $400 T-Mobile home internet drama, proving once again that companies can take your money instantly but return it at the speed of a medieval messenger. It’s an episode about scams, customer service, bad paperwork, fake perks, and the horrible truth that adulthood is mostly just admin work with consequences. Somehow, it’s also very funny. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld