Last Time: Cute, Fuzzy… and Choosing Violence

Last Time: Cute, Fuzzy… and Choosing Violence

Last Time: Are the animals finally fed up with us? Bison are launching tourists, squirrels are terrorizing neighborhoods, otters are attacking spectators, goats are going after royalty, and raccoons are getting drunk and learning karate. B-MO takes a hilarious look at the growing animal uprising—and asks whether humanity may have finally pushed the cute and fuzzy crowd too far.

The BMOW of the Watch

A BMOW is the Boatswain’s Mate of the Watch—the sailor responsible for keeping things moving, maintaining order, and making sure the ship stays squared away. B-MO, however, hears “B-MO of the Watch” and immediately assumes the Navy has finally recognized his natural command ability. Armed with confidence, questionable terminology, and absolutely no official authority, he is fully prepared to confront suspicious sand pigeons, hostile water pigeons, unauthorized camels, and any broom that has not been properly manned.

NOBODY PREPARED US FOR THIS

Last Time - The harsh realities of growing older!

Green Flags and Autographs

Last Time - Digital green flags that matter to women in Mississippi and Breck's first autograph!

Please Just Squeeze

Last Time - A viral NeeDoh squishy-toy trend has parents asking why anyone thought microwaving, freezing, boiling, baking, grilling, air-frying, or otherwise treating a stress toy like dinner prep was a good idea. B-MO and Ash break down the warning-label madness with one simple message: squeeze it, don’t cook it — and for the love of common sense, stop letting TikTok supervise science experiments.