Raids, Rants & Topless In The Park -94

Gay Bttm Death Grip- 97

Hello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY This week, the guys hear from a listener whose member has apparently taken a sudden hard turn south—literally. Is it age? Is it stress? Is gravity finally collecting its debt? Dr. Carlton breaks down the possible causes while Dangilo reacts with the exact level of concern you’d expect from someone hearing the phrase “unexpected curve” before coffee. Then another listener wonders if years of championship-level grip strength may have sabotaged his ability to finish while topping. It’s a surprisingly common issue, apparently, and the conversation quickly turns into a blend of anatomy lesson, emotional support group, and cautionary tale. In GIMME HEAD-LINES, the boys tackle the mysterious and endlessly debated phenomenon known online as “PrEP Belly.” Is it real? Is it internet paranoia? Is everyone suddenly a gastroenterologist with a TikTok account? Opinions are shared. Science is consulted. Feelings are had. Meanwhile, a listener named Squirt is out here exposing the hottest places for a very public encounter, proving once again that some members of the Booty Gang truly believe discretion is a myth invented by straight people. As always, the guys bring their signature blend of dry humor, real talk, and lovingly inappropriate commentary before wrapping things up with their Love Language of the Week—because after all the curves, concerns, and questionable locations, we still believe romance deserves a seat at the table. Press play. It’s educational, slightly chaotic, and probably not something you should listen to at full volume in public. 🍑🎙️ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands [https://redcircle.com/brands] Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy [https://redcircle.com/privacy]

Sh*ting Bricks-96

Hello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—where the headlines are alarming, the emails are deeply personal, and apparently… we now have to monitor the lube too. This week, the guys tackle a voicemail from a Booty Gangster living with IBS who still wants to bottom, because the spirit may be willing even when the digestive system is filing formal complaints. Dr. Carlton offers practical advice, while Dangilo reacts exactly the way someone should when words like “flare-up” enter the chat. Then another listener asks the age-old modern question: Should I wait to poop after taking my PrEP? Finally—a podcast brave enough to discuss timing, fiber, and pharmaceutical scheduling in the same conversation. In GIMME HEADLINES, the boys unpack disturbing new stories warning people to watch more than just their drinks after reports involving spiked lube. Because apparently trust issues are now a public health initiative. They also revisit the latest developments surrounding the Dallas Cumunion raid, proving once again that every week brings another sentence we never expected to say out loud professionally. Meanwhile, drama erupts out of Palm Springs, where communication could have been handled better by literally everyone involved. Vague statements, missing context, passive aggression—it’s basically queer corporate theater. And as always, after all the bowel talk, scandal, and side-eye, the guys wrap the episode with their Love Language of the Week—because connection is important, even when the headlines are terrifying. Press play. It’s informative, mildly concerning, and somehow still hilarious. 🍑🎙️ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands [https://redcircle.com/brands] Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy [https://redcircle.com/privacy]

Girth, Spike and Bleached Holes - 95

ello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—where the serves are strong, the questions are stronger, and the locker room stories… well, they speak for themselves. This week, the guys hit the court and talk all things gay volleyball, spotlighting queer volleyball star Jordan Lucas—because athleticism, community, and short shorts deserve their moment. Then it’s back to the inbox, where your Butt Dials and Booty Calls keep things educational and slightly uncomfortable—in a good way. We’re talking anal fissures (yes, we said it), with Dr. Carlton breaking things down medically while Dangilo reacts like the rest of us… cautiously. Next up, it’s time for Hit It or Quit It, where nothing is off the table: – Girth vs. length (the debate continues) – Penis placement (strategy matters) – And anal bleaching (because aesthetics are subjective, but curiosity is universal) And just when you think you’ve heard it all… we dive into Ready Set Confess, featuring stories about hooking up at work and a particularly bold moment in a locker room shower. HR is shaking somewhere. As always, the guys bring their signature mix of humor, honesty, and just enough side-eye to keep things grounded. And because balance is everything, they wrap it all up with their Love Language of the Week—a little tenderness after all the chaos. Press play. It’s sporty, spicy, and just the right amount of inappropriate. 🍑🎙️ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands [https://redcircle.com/brands] Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy [https://redcircle.com/privacy]

Raids, Rants & Topless In The Park -94

Hello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—where the news is fresh, the takes are hotter, and the storytelling occasionally requires a deep breath. This week, we’re serving you GIMME HEADLINES—a mix of the informative, the concerning, and the “why is this happening?” variety. The guys break down updates on STIs in San Francisco, along with a popular event in Dallas that got raided. Then… we enter the ever-expanding universe of Trampage. This week’s update is large, layered, and frankly deserving of its own docuseries. It’s a journey—and yes, we’re breaking it into parts because even we need time to process. And just when you think it can’t get any more chaotic, we dive into some of the most jaw-dropping Ready, Set, Confesssubmissions we’ve ever read. You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, you’ll maybe question your own life choices—and then feel better about them. Outside the inbox, Dr. Carlton takes us to New York City, where he enjoys some theatre… a topless romp in the park. Meanwhile, the guys weigh in on rage baiting They wrap it all up with the Love Language of the Week, because after headlines, raids, and confessions, we all deserve a little emotional aftercare. Press play. It’s news, nonsense, and just enough nuance to keep you coming back. 🍑🎙️ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands [https://redcircle.com/brands] Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy [https://redcircle.com/privacy]

Bulges, Fists and Screenings -93

Hello Booty Gang, and welcome back to another episode of BUTT HONESTLY—where the headlines are tight, the takes are sharper, and the inbox continues to keep us gainfully employed. This week in GIMME HEADLINES, the guys unpack the very noticeable rise of bulges across social media. Is it confidence? Is it algorithmic thirst? Is it just really good tailoring? The investigation is ongoing. Alongside that, they bring attention to a resurgent infection that deserves to be back on your radar, because nothing ruins a good time like forgetting the basics. We’ve also got a follow-up from last week’s listener regarding precancerous screenings, and let’s just say—progress has been made, appointments have been kept, and two former pigs on the prowl appear to be taking their health very seriously. Growth looks good on everyone. Meanwhile, Dr. Carlton reports back from his weekend in Dallas for Spring Bloom—a trip that was equal parts community, connection, and… advanced extracurricular activities. We’ll keep it tasteful, but let’s just say the weekend was hands-on in more ways than one. The guys also weigh in on the Sabrina Carpenter incident, offering their signature blend of pop culture analysis, gentle judgment, and “did that really just happen?” energy. As always, they wrap things up with their Love Language of the Week, because after all the headlines, health reminders, and high-energy weekends, we still believe in softness… occasionally. Press play. It’s informative, it’s entertaining, and it’s Butt Honestly doing what it does best—keeping you laughing, thinking, and maybe scheduling that appointment you’ve been avoiding. 🍑🎙️ Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands [https://redcircle.com/brands] Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy [https://redcircle.com/privacy]