Plastic Never Sleeps (Neither Does Your Wallet)

Plastic Never Sleeps (Neither Does Your Wallet)

Games Workshop's Summer Preview just dropped — AeldariExodites riding dinosaurs in Kill Team, a new Necromunda edition, Ogor Mawtribes for Age of Sigmar, plastic Custodes Telemon Dreadnoughts, bigger Titans for Legions Imperialis, and the Orks kicking off 11th Edition's first codex. On this episode of The Miniature Misinformer, we break down every announcement with zero seriousness and maximum sarcasm — plus Hobby Scandals, Community Watch, painting tips nobody asked for, and fake ads for the hobby's real problems. If you paint miniatures, play Warhammer 40K, Age of Sigmar, or Kill Team, and you've got a pile of shame collecting dust — this one's for you. Music and sound effects: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic fromPixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Gain Logo4 - Sound Effect by Aleksandr Karabanov from Pixabay

The Armageddon Edition

Warhammer 40K 11th Edition is here — and the Armageddon launch box has already destroyed budgets, marriages, and apparently every faction simultaneously. In Episode 24 of The Miniature Misinformer, we cover the 11th Edition Armageddon box set release, break down the first 40K dataslate of the new edition, and report live from the hobby community's collective meltdown. Plus: Miniature Court rules on proxy armies, Coke can terrain, and a structurally unsound dice tower. Fake ads from Armageddon Therapy Services and Dataslate Insurance. Brush tips nobody asked for. And a BattleTech player achieves full enlightenment while the rest of us stare at our pile of shame. Whether you're a veteran 40K player, a new hobbyist eyeing the Armageddon starter set, or someone who just spent $400 and needs to feel seen — this one's for you.   Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Gravel of justice - Sound Effect by Martha Whitehouse from Pixabay Police Siren Cinematic HD - Sound Effect by English from Pixabay

The Pre-Order Panic Edition

The Miniature Misinformer Episode 23 is here! This week we’re diving into the biggest tabletop wargaming news, rumours, scandals, and absurd fake headlines from across the hobby. We cover the launch of Warhammer 40,000 11th Edition pre-orders, Games Workshop news, Age of Sigmar, BattleTech, Star Wars Legion, Infinity, Malifaux, painting tips, hobby collecting, pile of shame struggles, and more—all mixed with satire and half questionable community jokes. Can you spot which stories are real and which are completely made up? Whether you’re a Warhammer 40K player, miniature painter, tabletop gamer, collector, or hobby enthusiast, The Miniature Misinformer delivers a unique blend of hobby news, comedy, fake advertisements, community commentary, and wargaming culture every episode. In This Episode: Warhammer 40,000 11th Edition Pre-Orders Games Workshop News & Rumors Age of Sigmar Community Watch BattleTech Highlights Star Wars Legion & Infinity Updates Hobby Scandals Brush Tips Nobody Asked For Fake Hobby Advertisements Fake FAQs Wargaming Predictions Subscribe for tabletop gaming content, miniature paintingadvice, hobby psychology, Warhammer 40K discussions, and satirical wargamingnews.    Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_communityfrom Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD fromPixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic fromPixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios fromPixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams fromPixabay Tenefo - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

Games Workshop Just Became Netflix (And Nobody Asked For That)

Games Workshop just became a multimedia empire and nobody asked for that. Episode 22 covers Skulls 2026's avalanche of video game announcements (Boltgun 2, Darktide Skitarii, Chaos Gate Deathwatch, and a gaming chair with detachable scripture), Para Bellum dropping four cavalry kits in one week across Sorcerer Kings, Weaver Courts, and the skeleton army that still doesn't have legal paperwork, plus 11th Edition faction focus fatigue, dice jail overcrowding, and a haunted box of Tactical Space Marines in Ontario. Roll a D6. Collect your fate. Thin your paints. Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_communityfrom Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Kids halloween music jingle - Sound Effect by Tomáš Herudek from Pixabay 076456_2d6 rolling dice - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay

They Announced 61 New Miniatures and My Wallet Just Filed a Police Report Ep. 21

Games Workshop dropped 61 new miniatures in the Warhammer 40K 11th Edition Armageddon box — and your wallet won’t survive. This week on The Miniature Misinformer, we break down everything in the new Armageddon launch box (Space Marines, Orks, lore books, and the quiet financial devastation), the Kill Team: Terror on Devlan sellout that lasted approximately three heartbeats, and Duncan Rhodes' mysterious new company Death Reaper Games that has the entire hobby community in a conspiracy spiral. We also cover Para Bellum's Old Dominion Dark Power mechanics, the combo-heavy Weaver Courts starter, Kingdom Death's latest legally-questionable release, and Corvus Belli's ITS Season 17 tournament pack. Plus: fake ads, painting tips nobody asked for, and predictions that are statistically more accurate than Games Workshop's stock estimates. For hobbyists, painters, lore addicts, and anyone whose Pile of Shame is definitely an investment portfolio. Subscribe for weekly tabletop news, hobby takes, and financial regret. Music and Sound credits: Breaking News Intro Logo 2 - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay NewsReportMusic - Sound Effect by freesound_community from Pixabay Crowd noise - Sound Effect by JARASNAT ANUJAPAD from Pixabay Uplifting Intro Music for YouTube and Podcasts by Joshua Wales - Sound Effect by Josh from Pixabay Harp Glissando Up C7 1 - Sound Effect by floraphonic from Pixabay Time to Clean - Music by Cam from Pixabay News Logo Intro - Sound Effect by Breakz Studios from Pixabay Magic Descend 3 - Sound Effect by Benjamin Adams from Pixabay Main Library - Super Fanfare - Sound Effect by Jim Scott from Pixabay