Wednesday, June 24th 2026

Wednesday, June 24th 2026

Coming up on the Wednesday show... * That police chase yesterday? Ted drove through it...kind of * Blue and Brown M&M's are soon to be a thing of the past * Remember Muni Long from two years ago? She just had a double lung transplant! * It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday and Ted went to see Leviticus in theatres yesterday and would recommend it, as well as Maternal Instinct on Netflix and Smiling Friends and The Chair Company on HBO Max * America's Most Obese City is NO LONGER in Texas! * We play the Co-Ed Clash to win a Candy Ninety - FIVE PACK of tickets to Hawaiian Falls water park in Waco, open daily through August 11th, open weekends through September 13th! * In case you need a reminder, you shouldn't hit your eyeballs with a massage gun It is Wednesday, June 24th. Thank you for waking up with us.

Tuesday, June 23rd 2026

Coming up on the Tuesday show... * Ted got a free day off because of Jury Duty! * Your brain wasn't designed to handle as much bad news as you typically get in a day * If you get the new dirty sodas from Crumbl, you should know how much sugar is in them (it's a LOT) * Taste Test Tuesday is back and we've got Ryan Star joining us to try Chili Cheese Dog Cheese-Its for America 250! * I'm sure you've heard of the Freshman 15, but what about the FIFA 15? * What is the best Disney Channel show of ALL TIME? * We play the Co-Ed Clash to win a Candy Ninety - FIVE PACK of tickets to Hawaiian Falls water park in Waco, open daily through August 11th, open weekends through September 13th! * Katrina Ross from Aggieland Humane Society stops in to talk about their events coming up this Saturday at both locations of PetSmart, and a program you may not have known about - Paws & Pages! Find out more info at AggielandHumane.org! [https://aggielandhumane.org] * What is the most stressful airport in the US - it's got to be Bush...right? It is Tuesday, June 23rd. Thank you for waking up with us.

Friday, June 19th 2026

Coming up on the Friday show... * Ted's got a lot of videos to post on the Candy socials...but at least it's not just an audio clip with an AI slop cartoon 😂 * Papa John's is spying on your refrigerator * John Cena JUST learned that he and Jackson from Hannah Montana are the same age * In the Playlist Playoff this week - With this Sunday being Father's Day, what is the best song that has got “dad” or some variation in the title? * Chick-Fil-A is no longer that #1 fast-food spot in the United States * Olivia Rodrigo can smell your dirty diaper * What restaurant have you been to that gives you too much ice in your drink? * We play Make a Splash to win a pair of Tickets to Splashway Water Park in Sheridan, Texas! * Dads - what are some moments that stick out to you of when you've told your kids "don't tell your mom about this"? It is Friday, June 19th. Thank you for waking up with us.

Thursday, June 18th 2026

Coming up on the Thursday show... * It is going to be a busy, BUSY day * As it turns out, there is not a "healthy" amount of alcohol to drink * Show up to your next first date as a goblin * Imagine having stock in Snap...and then they unveil $2,200 glasses 🤦‍♂️ * In Sweet or Sour today, there's a guy who said his marriage was already on the rocks, and then his wife’s mother died * Dads - what do you ACTUALLY want for Father's Day? * We play Make a Splash to win a pair of Tickets to Splashway Water Park in Sheridan, Texas! * Lizett Hawkins from United Way of the Brazos Valley stops in for Nonprofit Narrative to talk about Sneaker Soiree and Fight to Unite 5 from last weekend and this year’s upcoming Campaign Kickoff Tailgate. Visit UWBV.org for more info! [https://www.uwbv.org/] It is Thursday, June 18th. Thank you for waking up with us.

Wednesday, June 17th 2026

Coming up on the Wednesday show... * Is your smartphone to blame for the decline of the global birth rate? * Hot Dogs are about to get a lot more BLUE * Yes, Tom Holland and Zendaya ARE married * Should there be a legal limit to how much money someone has?   * It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday and Ted went to see The Sheep Detectives yesterday...despite a less than optimal theatre experience  * There's a new $13,000 poop robot * If you're single, go to a World Cup game! * We play Make a Splash to win a pair of Tickets to Splashway Water Park in Sheridan, Texas! * A nostalgia-bait commercial...without the commercial! It is Wednesday, June 17th. Thank you for waking up with us.