A New Fan's Guide to DC United

A New Fan's Guide to DC United

If you're a new fan looking to get into DC United after falling in love with the World Cup, this episode is for you. We go over the history of the team so you can learn about legendary players (Jaime Moreno, Marco Etcheverry, Ben Olsen, etc.) and talk about some of the biggest moments in team history, from trophies to raccoons that live in the basement of RFK Stadium. You'll learn about why Lot 8 was so special and why I actually have some faith in the team moving forward. Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

MLS IS BACK, BABY

Players come in, players go out. Stonks go up??? It's a weird time to be a United fan and watch good business happen, but here we are. The world cup break is officially ending and we get back to reality a bit with MLS kicking right back up. Two games this week against Houston Dynamo and Toronto FC. Who even remembers what the table looks like? You? Ok fine. Nerd. Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever.

Shut Down the Podcast!

We ask the big questions - who am I without Gabriel Pirani to hate on? Is US Soccer in crisis? Can you be black and French at the same time? Plus I give the in-depth scouting report on our reported transfer target. Salt Lake Tribune article: https://www.sltrib.com/sports/rsl/2026/06/01/real-salt-lake-sued-former-teen/ Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

World Cup Break

What's better than watching the best soccer tournament on the planet? Talking about MLS babyyyy Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever

Nobody Should Start to Dream

Dreaming is for losers anyway; accept our reality you nerd. Watch this space for post-World Cup shenanigans. Music by fallingforever: ffm.bio/fallingforever