9: Mall Ninjas and The Great Cheese Heist

13: Ida-Fuck or Wherever the Ho You Are

Garrett and Jesse talk about IRL and in-game intoxication, we play D&D Trivia, discuss online (non-AI) generators as a Dungeon Master tool, touch on some D&D-themed limericks from Reddit, discuss the upcoming LOTR video game and movie, Jesse burdens the podcast with the dark knowledge of the My Little Pony TTRPG and we chat about simple game systems, then there's more limericks, we play Name that Monster, unveil a new podcast hosted by Garrett and Shay, we try to call a friend, then more limericks, we briefly revisit Bart Fuckle, and give some background on our Discord server - The TTRPGuild. Enjoy.

12: The Legend of Bart Fuckle

The gang assigns D&D classes to characters in The Office, discusses television and instances of D&D in media, pulls random fantasy jokes from the internet, Garrett fills us in on goings-on at InfoWars (fuck you, Alex), we introduce Chaotic Goods' new sponsor Sunburst Land LLC, we briefly talk about cheese heads and bellybutton lint, envision D&D characters in high school, then spend the latter 2/3rds of the entire episode slowly developing a story about love, death, sports, monsters, and Bart Fuckle. w/ Sierra. Enjoy.

11: D&Dave Blunts

The gang introduces a new guest and catches up on their lives, talks about Garrett's LARPing experience, plays Name that D&D Spell, honors Star Wars for May the 4th, plays Name that Monster, unpacks the sins of Wizards of the Coast, talks about Shay's much more cringe LARPing experience, and Garrett quits the podcast. w/ Shay. Enjoy.

10: Smokin' on that Shit that Made Strahd Curse

Grandma almost kicked us out of the basement for this. w/ Jake. Enjoy.

9: Mall Ninjas and The Great Cheese Heist

Jesse and Garrett talk about the upcoming Wizards of the Coast live-play D&D campaign, analyze the Chaotic Goods analytics, bash small-town nerd conventions and GameStop employees, ask a computer for stupid D&D campaign ideas, play Name that Monster, discuss the pitfalls of running horror games, talk about personal TTRPG experiences good and bad, and pay tribute to a real-life Dice God who recently passed. Enjoy.