Microwave Blues

Microwave Blues

If you leave 5 seconds on the microwave, your bank redlines your property. Song of the week: Wild Coyote by The Nude Party

The Weight Of A Rock Fight

Always failing leads to dynamite up the ass. Song of the week: You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionare by Queens of the Stone Age Movie of the week: The Other Guys

Hold The Door

Air fresheners. Couples. Piles of leaves. Song of the week: I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston

Piss Monkey

Patrick makes mixtapes and pisses. Song of the week: Twistin' the Night Away

Air Freshener Angel

Patrick doesn’t idolize people and then time travels to visit the people he idolizes. Song of the week: One of These Days by Pink Floyd Movie of the week: No Time to Die