Albert's Turkey w/ Zak Toscani

Albert's Turkey w/ Zak Toscani

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ [https://www.samtallent.com/] https://www.zaktoscani.com/ [https://www.zaktoscani.com/] Sponsor: Cash App - Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast [http://five.libsyn.com/cash.app/legal/podcast] for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week Zak Toscani joins Nathan and Becker in the church. Nathan showed a new friend his spider, tells the guys about when narcs tried to get into the old party house, and doesn't know how or when Beanie is dropping treats for him upstairs. Zak imagines a guy that puts his own spin on crucifix structures, tells the boys about a new imprisonment drug, and explains an amazing dollars for coins scam. 00:00 Coming Back Fast 01:55 Sad Peanuts 03:23 Giant Orb Weaver 05:10 Movie Night 06:48 Your Fear Still Holds 07:44 Wanna See A Big Spider? 08:46 What If This Was My Eyebrow 10:40 One Arm Just Swinging 11:28 What If We Teamed Up Bro? 14:27 Is He Undercover 18:21 This Is The Real Deal 20:17 Stretching Time 22:25 Time Loop 26:00 Jigs Casey 27:52 Big Christmas Parade 30:12 Thanksgiving In Albuquerque 35:00 Rats Mouth 39:04 Pork Futures 45:24 Don't Notice Them In Urinals Anymore 48:29 Rejection Of Vapes 50:59 Not Just 5 People 52:43 They Get A Bad Rap 54:43 The Social Aspect 57:41 Glad It Was Early 59:38 Showing Up Sunday Night 01:02:12 Zak Unleashed 01:07:16 There Were Hair And Makeup People Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]

That's A Conflict Soup

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: RIDGE - Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% @ Ridge with code CHUBBY at https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY [https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY] #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad IndaCloud - If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Mars Men - For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, & 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://mengotomars.com/ PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week the boys are all back home after their big celebration. Sam feels like he's between a rock and a hard place with fireworks, remembers being a Slipknot lyric, and kept popping into the kitchen. Nathan is not doing the ren fair despite the turkey legs, thinks he figured out our problem getting the gals jetski rides, and picked out a fella that looks like he's on Sesame Street. 00:00 You Got To Get Outta There 02:54 Nobody Tells Me What To Do 04:31 I Used To Touch It All The Time 06:38 That's The City's Problem 08:12 Let's Get To The Bottom Of This 09:52 They Grow From Dirt 12:22 6 Hours With Chat GPT 13:31 Still Haven't Seen It 16:06 It's Illegal In Denver 18:12 I'm The Diamond Man Of The Hole 19:34 We Are Not The Same 20:55 He Was Driving A Milk Truck 22:02 Two Casualties 24:16 Done The Simulation A Million Times 25:27 Some Sucker Steps To You 28:01 Hell Of A Crew 30:01 Loose Strange 31:17 Can My Homegirl Get A Ride? 33:06 Confronted With How Old We've Become 35:48 Gets In The Flaps 37:40 Oh It Did 39:20 Running To The Freezer 41:23 Wack Pack 44:43 Generational Performance 47:51 In Mayor Mode 48:59 Cut In Line For Caricature 51:14 Everybody Nailed It 53:50 Doing Everything Right 56:15 Want To Know My Mental Illness? 58:48 Is This A Movie Star Party? 01:01:04 Shirtless Drifters 01:03:58 Living Forever 01:06:32 Quick Hits 01:09:20 What's It All Mean? Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]

The Garden Dosa

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/CHUBBY [http://hims.com/CHUBBY] Ultra Pouches - Don't sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% off with code CHUBBY at http://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad Cash App - Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for fulldisclosures. PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week the boys get one remote before the big weekend. Sam had to sing all the songs and play all the instruments, met a lustful older woman, and tries out a couple of new characters. Nathan has to get back to dancing after this, pictures living in the tiny house, and thought it was a French word. 00:00 Based On Your T Shirt 01:00 Cactus Touching 03:37 The Only Dog In Town Now 05:11 The Brown Cloud 06:45 Lund Hates Characters 08:00 Feel Free To Ask Questions 09:25 It Was Weed 10:54 Spin Some Tunes 14:06 Flopping All Over The Place 16:02 Even Longer Downtown 18:50 Hat Clocking Me 21:16 White Castle By One 24:09 Coming Of Age Tale 27:53 John Popper Style 29:51 LSD In Mexico 32:10 Pleasures All We Have 34:14 Full Of Spiders 36:41 Win Win 39:28 For The Party 41:21 0 For 3 46:12 I Was The Shadow 50:34 No More Room In Detroit 52:58 All Be Dead Come Monday 55:26 Those Are Your Big J-Lo Joints Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]

Monsters Of Rock

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I've Been Wet Before Man

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