I've Been Wet Before Man

I've Been Wet Before Man

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://www.samtallent.com/ Sponsors: Cash App - Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. IndaCloud - If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Chubbies - Chubbies is here to keep you comfy & looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code chubby at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby [https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby] #chubbiespod #ad PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week the boys are wearing hats and standing up. Sam is a sweet little cannonballer, has a Cold War brewing with some neighbors, and helped a man with his community garden. Nathan braved a stop at Buc-ee's, wants to be left on the ground, and was turned into a half cartoon. Gridlock traffic in taint city. 00:00 Unless Ghosts Can Buy Tickets 02:16 I Knew What I Wanted 03:45 Roll Up Your Sleeves 06:18 Fort Wayne 09:07 The Way I See You In My Head 12:23 Stray Dog Update 13:29 Saw The Curtain Move 14:11 Some Fun Local News 16:03 Playing Goalie 18:56 Crazy Pitch 19:56 Giant Production Crew 22:38 Dorfing It 25:08 Not Sustainable 29:34 Smoke Signals 32:34 I'm The Shadow 34:05 Pentagram Music Video 37:09 Set Off My Own Alarm 39:25 Pool Yoga 41:54 Dickin Around 43:34 The Thighs Don't Lie 46:10 Pushing War Machine 48:13 Bunch Of Thistles 50:22 Like A Psycho 52:09 Horseshoe Of Hell 53:58 This Isn't Of God 55:05 Working In Shifts Down Here 57:01 On Your Bellybutton 59:36 The Good Chef Quit 01:02:18 Candles Made Of Other Melted Candles 01:04:21 The Orphan Special 01:06:46 Brent The Golf Man Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]

Smell Isle

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Like A Dead Warthog W/ Alaina Bamfield

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Alaina's New Special Out June 7th on @SamTallent at 7pm EST Sponsors: Chubbies - Chubbies is here to keep you comfy & looking good year-round. Get 20% off with code chubby at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby [https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/chubby] #chubbiespod #ad Harry's - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry's Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry'sPod Cash App - Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement [https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement]. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast [http://five.libsyn.com/cash.app/legal/podcast] for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week Alaina Bamfield joins Sam and Becker in Michigan. Sam teaches Alaina about Mr. Peepers, wants her to incorporate more wrestling finishes into her set, and gets to pick what kind of cow he is in his next life scenario. Alaina tells the fellas about her malformations as a baby, would love to be a sugar glider, and teaches the boys about new sea lion science. Big sock ideas get presented. 00:00 Freaking Out About The Blood 01:47 Picture Of A Baby 03:29 Brutal Check In 05:10 Four Foot Eight? 07:20 Mangoing 09:56 But It Sure Is Fun 11:42 Pair A More 12:29 Eyelashes On My Nipples 14:12 Took It As A Sign 16:56 Protect That Scar 19:14 Check Spot 21:25 You Know What Would Be Cool? 24:08 A Hat I Bought At A Gas Station 27:37 Too Much Knowledge 29:10 A Nightmare Hell Would Have 32:35 Death Spiral 34:31 Baby Girl Beard 36:54 Marauders And Psychos 41:14 Favorite Of The Fourteen Days 43:27 Classic Switcharoo 48:55 Painted On 51:17 Why Would You Go Over There? 53:56 Alec And Cici's Wedding 58:02 I Attract Old Men 59:29 Pat's In A Blonde Wig 01:01:48 It Was Moving As Fast As Cars Go 01:05:05 Maybe You Should Have Media Training Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]

We're Just Friends

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Talking With His Toes

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/CHUBBY [http://hims.com/CHUBBY] Cash App - Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week the boys are all together in Rosemont for episode 300! Sam finds out about the orphan meal accusations, wants Becker to carry a knife, and had to work a button for his little buddy. Nathan saw a dog defy death, clocks a plane going straight up outside, and reminds the fellas that it is episode 300. Becker got chased by a dog. Thank you all for listening to the first 300 episodes, we appreciate every one of you. 00:00 What Was Aquaman's Deal? 01:40 Fly Or? 03:48 Mashed Potatoes And Cries 06:39 Trapped On A Ferris Wheel 10:27 Chased By A Dog Again 13:37 Can I Say What I Said? 15:57 Medium Size Mutt 18:37 Likely Serial Killer 21:28 It's Been Jack The Whole Time 22:49 Dog Over Human 24:24 Big Fat Golden Retriever 29:04 Becker Cam Goal 31:03 DIstant Memory 33:41 Hungover Today 36:19 Upside Down In A Swamp 39:34 Here's What You Do Man 42:20 My Master Stroke 44:32 American Psycho Routine 46:39 Room For Dracula 49:45 Less Than Nothing 52:03 She Was This Kind Of Woman 53:16 Fun Thing To Consider 56:12 300 Free 600 Total 59:35 Jack Becker: Bitch Hunter OR Last Podcast On The Right Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]