6 12 26 Laziness Pays Off Now

6 12 26 Laziness Pays Off Now

Laziness Pays off Now Friday, June 12, 2026 Get ready for another wildly wacky edition of DaWack in Da Morning as Zack Da Wack serves up a buffet of bizarre news, celebrity birthdays, music headlines, history, and completely unqualified horoscopes! 🌟 On Today's Show 🎉 June 12th Holidays – DaWack Style We're celebrating everything from National Peanut Butter Cookie Day and National Jerky Day to Superman Day, National Movie Night, and even Ghost in the Machine Day. If your computer crashes today, you officially have someone else to blame. 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays Birthday shout-outs to: * Jason Mewes (52) * Robyn (47) * Cody Bellinger (31) * Jerami Grant (32) * Hideki Matsui (52) Plus, DaWack's signature birthday roast treatment for anyone brave enough to age publicly. 🌹 Gone But Not Forgotten Remembering legends including: * Gregory Peck * Treat Williams * Ruby Dee * Jimmy Dorsey * Janet Waldo * Jerry West A look back at the stars who took their final bow on June 12. 📚 This Day in History Today we revisit: * The signing of the Magna Carta * The world's first drunk driving arrest * Loving v. Virginia * Indiana Jones' big-screen debut * The arrival of the iPhone 3GS * Plus several other moments that prove humanity has been winging it for centuries. 🎸 This Day in Music Featuring: * The Rolling Stones finding Satisfaction * Queen's chart domination * Elvis doing Elvis things * Spotify beginning its takeover of music * Plus the latest music headlines from Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Lauryn Hill, Pink Floyd, Peter Frampton, Morgan Wallen, Riley Green and more. 📰 Stupid News & Shooting The Shit This week's insanity includes: * Airlines considering a "drunk passenger database" * A wildfire survival bunker that costs more than some houses * An AI-powered pigeon-sniping water gun turret * Two golfers who hit back-to-back holes-in-one with odds of 156 million to 1 Because normal news is overrated. 🤯 Polls, Facts & Random Weirdness Find out: * How many people check their phones within five minutes of waking up * Why camels actually originated in North America * Whether you're secretly more attractive than you think * And why dessert before dinner is apparently more common than you'd expect. 🏕️ Camping Nightmares & Kitchen Disasters Learn why camping with kids is basically an endurance sport and discover the warning signs that you may not actually be a chef. 🔮 DaWack's Totally Unqualified Horriblescopes The stars predict: * Forgotten refrigerators * Technology meltdowns * Mystery shirt stains * Wrong highway exits * And a 100% chance that Friday is still awesome. 🎤 Quote of the Day "Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now." 🦍 Final Thought Whether you're dodging AI water guns, celebrating Superman Day, searching for your phone while talking on it, or blaming ghosts for your Wi-Fi problems, remember: it's Friday. That's all the good news most of us need. DaWack in Da Morning — Making questionable decisions sound like a lifestyle choice. 🎙️😆🦍

6 8 26 Alligators, Ghostbusters & Don’t Make Me Adult Monday

DaWack in Da Morning – June 8, 2026 It’s Monday, June 8th, and DaWack Nation is waking up with holidays, headlines, Hollywood nonsense, stupid news, horoscopes, history, music, and just enough questionable decision-making to make Monday feel slightly less illegal. On this episode, we celebrate World Oceans Day, National Best Friends Day, Jelly-Filled Doughnut Day, Upsy Daisy Day, and DaWack’s unofficial holiday of the day: National Don’t Make Me Adult Today Day. We also blow out the candles for June 8th birthdays including Nancy Sinatra, Boz Scaggs, Bonnie Tyler, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Julianna Margulies, Ye, Tim Berners-Lee, and more. Then we remember notable passings through the years, including Andrew Jackson, Abraham Maslow, Satchel Paige, and Anthony Bourdain. Plus: * Why your 3 p.m. crash may be your lunch’s fault * Condiments you may not need to refrigerate * Random thoughts that will make your brain itch * Cycling may actually improve your mood * Florida alligators, zip-tied iguanas, GPS disasters, and a kindergarten graduation *  Whack Facts, random jokes, and lawn-mowing excuses * DaWack's horriblescopes for every zodiac sign * This Day in History: Bill of Rights, Daytona racing, Porsche, Watergate, Ghostbusters, Gremlins, and more * New entertainment releases including Masters of the Universe, Scary Movie, Love Island USA, Cape Fear, and new music picks * This Day in U.S. Music History featuring Dolly Parton, Paul McCartney & Wings, Tears for Fears, The Fugees, Toby Keith, and Florida Georgia Line It’s history, holidays, headlines, horoscopes, and humans making choices that prove warning labels are still very necessary. DaWack in Da Morning — where every day is a holiday if you’re willing to lower your standards enough.

6 5 26 The National Doughnut Day Disaster

🎙️ DaWack in da Morning Friday, June 5, 2026 Start your Friday with a fresh cup of coffee and a fresh batch of nonsense as Zack Da Wack serves up another jam-packed episode of DaWack in da Morning! This week we're celebrating National Doughnut Day, National Cheese Day, World Environment Day, and somehow trying to balance doughnuts with Global Running Day. Good luck with that. We'll run through celebrity birthdays featuring Mark Wahlberg, Mike McCready, Pete Wentz, Ron Livingston, and more. Then we'll remember some notable figures who left us on June 5th, including Ronald Reagan, Ray Bradbury, Conway Twitty, Dee Dee Ramone, and others. In This Day in History, we revisit the eve of D-Day, the launch of the Marshall Plan, Elvis shocking America with his hips, the beginning of the Six-Day War, the first reported cases of AIDS, and the day Edward Snowden made everyone suddenly interested in privacy settings. Then it's time for This Day in Music History, where Elvis causes a national panic, The Rolling Stones can't get no satisfaction, Bruce Springsteen is born in the U.S.A., and Prince reminds us why legends never really leave. Plus: 🍩 National Doughnut Day 🧀 National Cheese Day 🌎 World Environment Day 🎂 Celebrity Birthdays 🕯️ Celebrity & Notable Deaths 📚 This Day in History 🎵 This Day in Music History 🔮 DaWack's Hilarious Friday Horoscopes And this week's horoscope forecast includes: • Aries battling a jar lid • Taurus buying a decorative frog they don't need • Gemini falling down an internet rabbit hole • Leo becoming the center of attention for all the wrong reasons • Sagittarius planning a tropical vacation that ends at a gas station slushie machine Because the stars may guide you, but they can't stop you from making questionable decisions before noon. Featured Quote of the Day: "History changes the world. Music changes the mood. Doughnuts make both easier to handle." 🎙️ DaWack in da Morning The podcast where history is funny, news is weird, and the horoscopes are only slightly less reliable than the weather forecast.

6 1 26 Facelifts, Ferraris & Fitted Sheet Fights

Show Title “Facelifts, Ferraris & Fitted Sheet Fights” Show Notes It’s Monday, June 1, 2026, and DaWack in da Morning kicks off the month with holidays, history, music, celebrity birthdays, showbiz buzz, stupid facts, and horoscopes that should probably come with a warning label. This episode celebrates everything from National Say Something Nice Day and National Game Show Day to Go Barefoot Day, Dinosaur Day, Flip a Coin Day, and the official start of Atlantic Hurricane Season — because apparently June wanted to arrive wearing flip-flops and carrying a weather emergency kit. On the birthday list: Morgan Freeman, Heidi Klum, Alanis Morissette, Tom Holland, Pat Boone, Ronnie Wood, and more — including a reminder that Spider-Man is now old enough to complain about back pain. The show also takes a ride through This Day in History, featuring Anne Boleyn getting crowned, Boston Harbor getting grounded by the British, CNN launching 24-hour news, GM filing for bankruptcy, and the Universal Studios fire wiping out a shocking amount of music history. Then it’s over to This Day in Music, where Dolly Parton heads to Nashville, The Rolling Stones hit America, The Beatles release Sgt. Pepper’s, David Bowie enters the chat, and the Eagles tell everybody to take it easy. In the Show Biz Buzz, Zack digs into Jeff Probst talking reality TV betting spoilers, Rosie O’Donnell’s pricey facelift, the huge launch of Dutton Ranch, Ninja Warrior heading toward the Olympics, and Jennie Garth needing hypnosis to survive Dancing with the Stars nerves. Then it’s time for Shooting the Bull, featuring a study that says going back to work after a holiday may literally be bad for your heart, New Yorkers combining chess with boxing because apparently one stressful hobby wasn’t enough, modern singles refusing to date outside a 30-minute drive, Guy Fieri giving burger tips like he’s launching a meat-based space mission, and Ferrari unveiling an electric family car for people whose grocery getter costs more than a house. Plus: whack facts, lawn-mowing warning signs, weird camping items, and DaWack’s hilarious June 1 horoscopes, where Gemini enters a group chat with itself, Leo demands a parade, Virgo loses a war with the junk drawer, and Aries gets defeated by a fitted sheet. Episode Highlights * June 1 holidays and observances, DaWack style * Celebrity birthdays and notable deaths * This Day in History: June 1 * This Day in Music History: June 1 * Show Biz Buzz * Back-to-work heart stress study * Chess boxing in New York * Dating’s new 30-minute commute rule * Ferrari’s first electric family car *  Whack Facts * Signs it’s time to mow your lawn * Odd things to take camping * Horriblescopes for Monday, June 1, 2026 Suggested Episode Description June starts with bare feet, burgers, bad decisions, and a whole lot of DaWack. Zack Da Wack runs through the holidays, birthdays, history, music history, showbiz buzz, stupid facts, weird news, and horoscopes for Monday, June 1, 2026. From Dolly Parton heading to Nashville to chess boxing in Brooklyn, Ferrari making a $640,000 electric family car, and horoscopes that roast every sign equally — this episode is packed tighter than Guy Fieri’s burger dome.   wack@zackdawack.com

May 29th Madness

In This Episode Holidays & Observances for May 29 Zack runs through the day’s strange and wonderful holidays, including: * International Day of United Nations Peacekeepers * National Biscuit Day * Paper Clip Day * Learn About Composting Day * National Coq Au Vin Day * Pink Flamingo Day * Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day * World Digestive Health Day * End of the Middle Ages Day * European Neighbors’ Day Because nothing says “end of May” like biscuits, paper clips, digestive health, and a flamingo with refrigerator anxiety. Celebrity Birthdays A May 29 birthday salute to famous folks including: * John F. Kennedy * Bob Hope * Patrick Henry * Rebbie Jackson * Danny Elfman * La Toya Jackson * Annette Bening * Melissa Etheridge * Noel Gallagher * Laverne Cox * Mel B * Carmelo Anthony * Riley Keough * Paul Skenes From presidents and comedy legends to rock stars, actors, athletes, and one guy who wrote the spooky sounds living rent-free in your brain. Celebrity & Notable Deaths A respectful but DaWack-flavored look back at notable figures who passed away on May 29, including: * Jeff Buckley * Harvey Korman * Dennis Hopper * Betsy Palmer * Manuel Noriega * Gavin MacLeod * B. J. Thomas A mix of music legends, comedy greats, TV icons, movie rebels, and complicated historical figures. This Day in History — May 29 Zack looks back at major moments from May 29, including: * The fall of Constantinople in 1453 * Rhode Island becoming the 13th U.S. state * Wisconsin becoming the 30th U.S. state * The sinking of the RMS Empress of Ireland * Einstein’s theory of relativity being tested during a solar eclipse * Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay reaching the summit of Mount Everest * Tom Bradley being elected mayor of Los Angeles * Space Shuttle Discovery docking with the International Space Station * The dedication of the National World War II Memorial * Danica Patrick making Indy 500 history * Laverne Cox appearing on the cover of TIME magazine History proves once again that every date on the calendar has receipts. This Day in Music The May 29 music history rundown includes: * Stravinsky’s The Rite of Spring causing a riot * Bing Crosby recording “White Christmas” * Chubby Checker’s “Let’s Twist Again” winning a Grammy * The Beach Boys hitting No. 1 with “Help Me, Rhonda” * Paul McCartney topping the album chart with Tug of War * Phil Spector being sentenced * The passing of Doc Watson * John Lennon’s 12-string guitar selling for $2.9 million Music history: where one day you’re twisting again, and the next day somebody is selling a guitar for the price of a small island. Movies Released on May 29 A look at movies released on this date through the years, including: * A Raisin in the Sun * Hud * Sister Act * Up * San Andreas * Backrooms * The Breadwinner * Power Ballad From serious cinema to Whoopi in a convent, Pixar heartbreak, and The Rock versus geology. Albums Released on May 29 The episode also looks back at albums released on May 29, including: * Tina Turner — Private Dancer * Pink Floyd — Pulse * Lady Gaga — Chromatica * Freddie Gibbs & The Alchemist — Alfredo * Kygo — Golden Hour A date that gave us comeback albums, live classics, lockdown dance-pop, and records that made playlists work overtime. New Music for May 29, 2026 Zack previews scheduled new music releases for May 29, 2026, including pop, rock, classic-rock-adjacent, country, hip-hop, and alternative releases. Featured names include: * Paul McCartney * Willie Nelson * Dogstar * Kurt Vile * Young M.A. * Kip Moore * Freya Ridings * Shinedown * The Who * Neil Young & The Chrome Hearts * All Them Witches * Turnover * Guided by Voices New Music Friday: because your playlist was getting bored and your earbuds were about to unionize. Stupid News This week’s stupid news brings the usual buffet of humanity’s finest questionable decisions, including: * A frog found inside a sealed bag of lettuce * Rome’s “sexy priest” calendar not actually featuring real priests * A French Open bathroom emergency * Michigan seniors arriving at school on tractors * A New Jersey bear ringing a doorbell * Dogs taking over Cannes with the Palm Dog award Proof once again that the news isn’t getting dumber — it’s just finally being honest. Horrible-Scopes Zack wraps things up with hilarious satire horoscopes for Friday, May 29, 2026, featuring bad decisions, emotional weather patterns, self-checkout machine fights, snack protection, dishwasher crimes, and enough zodiac nonsense to make the stars file a complaint. Episode Vibe This episode is a full DaWack buffet: weird holidays, celebrity birthdays, music history, movie releases, classic rock, pop releases, dumb news, and horoscopes that should not be used for actual life guidance unless your life coach is a raccoon in sunglasses. Keywords / Tags DaWack in da Morning, Zack Da Wack, May 29 2026, comedy podcast, funny podcast, stupid news, weird news, celebrity birthdays, This Day in History, This Day in Music, music releases, classic rock, Top 40, movie history, satire horoscopes, podcast comedy, Atlanta podcast, funny radio show, National Biscuit Day, Pink Flamingo Day, Paul McCartney, Willie Nelson, Shinedown, Dogstar, Tina Turner, Pink Floyd, Lady Gaga