Scroll 091 — The Emotional Palomino, Atlanta Bartenders & The Chicken Bone Prophecy

Scroll 091 — The Emotional Palomino, Atlanta Bartenders & The Chicken Bone Prophecy

After waking up at 4 AM trapped inside his own head, Unk abandons a fog-covered mountain cabin in Chattanooga and heads to Atlanta in search of perspective. Along the way he defends Bojangles with his life, journals secrets he hopes nobody ever reads, discovers an abandoned chicken wing that perfectly represents Atlanta culture, declares himself an emotional Palomino, eats life-changing Texas brisket, befriends multiple bartenders, and realizes the cure for obsession might be expanding your world instead of shrinking it around one person. A hilarious and unexpectedly profound travel episode about adventure, loneliness, freedom, and remembering who the hell you are.

Scroll 090: Chattanooga, Atlanta Temptation & Living the Scrolls

Unk escapes Nashville for a spontaneous Chattanooga adventure and quickly discovers that Tennessee might be the most underrated state in America. Along the way he befriends suspiciously fearless birds, debates the true value of money, falls in love with mountain views, encounters a real-life Sherlock Holmes, contemplates infiltrating Confederate territory through elite code-switching, and realizes he’s finally living the life he spent years talking about. Featuring burgers, hot tubs, Atlanta temptations, and a surprisingly deep conversation about freedom, this might be the most “Unk” Scroll yet.

Scroll 089 — Night Walks, Situationships & Steak Wearing a Hat

Unk records his first nighttime walking scroll while dressed like a suspicious detective and immediately realizes he’s an easy robbery target. Along the way, he recaps his first soccer game, accidentally pisses off a woman, explains why he’s currently holding it down for mankind, prepares for a spontaneous Chattanooga reset, debates situationship loyalty, discovers the emotional power of having a comma in your bank account, spirals about parents getting older, reflects on grief and growing up, accuses the Thunder of being the most boring great team in sports history, and reminds the nephews that life is too short to spend entirely inside your own head.

Scroll 088 — Madden Girls, Black Discounts & Dilly Dallying

Unk reflects on a surprisingly beautiful week, from discovering a Black-owned hot dog spot and debating childhood TV classics to late-night porch conversations and navigating a new crush. Along the way, a rainstorm turns into an unexpected spiritual reset, a train interrupts his character development, and he realizes that life might just be friends, memories, and a little bit of dilly dallying.

Scroll 087 — Workplace Shackles, Emotional DLC & Smooth Baby Balls

Unk clocks in emotionally exhausted and spiraling about work, freedom, emotional regulation, awkward adulthood, and why school kids don’t realize they’re living the good days. Along the way he reflects on old couples still getting active at 70, developing feelings for the Cinco de Mayo friend, dangerous crash-out emotions, and the life-changing power of Manscaped technology. A chaotic but introspective scroll about emotional maturity, growing up, and trying not to lose your mind while chasing freedom.