A Bird Tells Us to Fight to the Death

In 30 Feet, Turn Left

A bird wakes us up at the crack of dawn, tells us to take a ride in the carriage, and we end up at the colosseum

Scatter!

We met a frog, killed a man, failed to build a gun, and insulted a dwarf

A Bird Tells Us to Fight to the Death

Found a bird man with a cool hat. He told us we should fight to the death, so we decided to do it.

The Summons (We Just Got a Letter)

So we got a letter. We wondered who it was from. Turns out it was from a really important dude with a mildly important quest.