HOW TO: fit into a princess peach dress

HOW TO: calculate girl math vs gay math

Take your seats, eavesdroppers! In this weeks episode of Don't Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared discuss the deeply important concept of girl math vs. gay math. They break down the rules, exceptions, and completely made-up equations behind girl math and gay math, uncovering the very specific ways they rationalize spending, social situations, and life in general. You're bound to learn something new about math in this episode so take out your wallets and listen up!

HOW TO: design your future (ft. kylie priscilla)

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are joined by designer and entrepreneur Kylie Priscilla to talk about what it looks like to design the future you want for yourself. Kylie shares the story behind building KPMadeMe, from childhood tendencies and creative outlets to launching a brand centered around fashion, self-expression, and mental health. They get into imposter syndrome, taking creative risks, building something from scratch, and the moments that made Kylie realize she had to stop waiting for permission and just go for it. The conversation is equal parts inspiring, honest, and relatable for anyone who's ever wondered whether they're capable of creating something of their own.

HOW TO: tell the astrological truth

Paige and Jared put their reputations on the line by deciphering the astrological truth in this weeks episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear. They start by assigning zodiac signs to iconic fictional characters — think Miranda Priestly, Wuthering Heights, Wicked and more — before spiraling into a full ranking of all 12 signs from best to worst. Each sign gets assigned one (or more) defining words —several signs get absolutely dragged, others receive ultimate praise. It's brutally honest, revealing and hilarious. As always, they wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — and you won't want to miss this one.

HOW TO: fit into a princess peach dress

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared unpack the making of their now-infamous peach party. What started as a highly committed theme quickly spiraled into an unforgettable collection of moments, stories, and decisions that only made sense in the context of the party. From over-the-top details to Paige and Jared’s dramatic Princess Peach halftime performance, they break down how taking a theme way too seriously somehow created the perfect night. They revisit the stories that came out of the day, the moments that still get brought up by friends, and why this event has officially gone down in history. It’s theatrical, overcommitted, and surprisingly emotional for a party centered around stone fruit. They wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — Arizona's in and bad taxi drivers are out out out.

HOW TO: be a cool mom

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are joined by their first-ever guest: the Queen & legend herself — Paige’s mom, Genevieve Turner-Hapeman. The three of them dive into the hilarious and wholesome dynamic between Jared and Genevieve, complete with questionable jokes, rapid-fire questions, and stories that explain why she’s earned her unofficial “cool mom” title. They also get into her major career pivot — going from being a photographer for 25 years to opening a paint-your-own pottery shop while raising two young kids — and what gave her the confidence to completely change paths. It’s funny, honest, and a little chaotic. Plus, for the first time ever, the guest takes over both the weekly “In & Out” to close out the episode.