22. Ranch Water Rejects, Presidential Smashes, & Standing On Business

24. Blueberry Lemon Drops, Texani, & Season 2 Discussions

Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2449780/open_sms] One blueberry lemon drop in, and suddenly, we’re reflecting on the past six months like we’re in an A24 film. We’re talking New Year’s resolution updates, accidental breakthroughs, and how Kate is now emotionally color-coordinated. Also: season 2 sneak peeks, iconic lost vlogs, and yes—we still cry to old road trip footage.

23. We're NOT Peachy, Amaya Papaya Forever, & Car Chaos

Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2449780/open_sms] Kate got a new car, Lyss got new holes in her tires, and we both got emotionally wrecked by a peach Sauvignon Blanc concoction. Plus: our pre-finale Love Island predictions and a formal love letter to Amaya Papaya!

22. Ranch Water Rejects, Presidential Smashes, & Standing On Business

Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2449780/open_sms] This week, we're declaring independence from Aperol spritzes, sidewalk etiquette, overpriced nail salons, and the 12-step skincare routines we pretended to enjoy. We're here for press-ons, lash clusters, and standing firmly in the middle of the sidewalk, because why are we moving for men again? Plus, we play Smash or Pass: Founding Fathers Edition (spoiler: JFK can get it, George Washington cannot). Oh, and we crown our national anthems. It's giving freedom, it's giving feral, it's giving absolutely no pasties this summer.

21. Sipping Sleepy Sl*ts, Love Island Loyalty, & AI Bigfoot Is Real

Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2449780/open_sms] We hosted a sleepover and accidentally summoned chaos. We snacked, we sipped on Sleepy Sluts, and we spiraled. Jaylen has our hearts, Olandria is our queen, and Sabrina Carpenter might’ve broken the internet (again). We discuss album cover drama, AI Bigfoot, AI Barbie, and whatever else came out of our unwell little brains. No structure, just delusion and love island vibes.

20. Tan Lines, Slasher Vibes & Our Summer Survival Guide

Send us a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2449780/open_sms] Leather seats are attacking us, we’re lowkey spiraling about turning 30, and Color Guard was our villain origin story. We’re in our mermaid era, obsessed with Addison Rae again, and booking Florida trips for a single latte and a whiff of body spray. It’s unhinged. It’s on brand. Oh — and Buzzfeed says we’re the final girls in a slasher summer.