Chapter 85: The Fine Print

Chapter 85: The Fine Print

In which a dedicated mummy librarian is literally disarmed, a kobold cooks stew with his dead friend's spices, and a sassy magical clone unleashes an army of angry blue Smurfs because the Paladin doesn't actually know how to un-summon him.

Chapter 84: The Oath

Gravity is merely a suggestion in this chaotic library brawl as an infinitely falling paladin weaponizes a pink shag cloak to tackle a fiend, an arrogant villain gets jumped by his own magically conjured clone, and a sorcerer survives certain death thanks to a motivational pep talk from a mysterious egg.

Chapter 83: Overdue

The party's raid on an ancient Netherese archive goes spectacularly off the rails as they narrowly avoid a time-loop apocalypse by simply not touching a shiny rock, accidentally knock over two millennia worth of bookshelves like giant dominoes, and fight a mobster fiend using a polar werebear in magically stretching jorts.

Chapter 82: Please Speak Thy Master's Name After the Beep

After a sassy ancient AI recaps the apocalypse and their gnome companion is temporarily abandoned as a decorative stone statue, the heroes boldly set out to kill a librarian.

Chapter 81: Cleric on Fire

While Delnis embraces his literal holy glow-up and Tuuki fends off sentient rifts in reality with an exploding badger bomb, Doug completely misses the apocalyptic battle because he spends it at the bottom of a shaft stubbornly trying to magically fly up a mundane rope in his indestructible jorts.