I PEED IN MAYA ANGELOU'S MEMORIAL CLASS | MORE EMBARRASSING STORIES

WHAT FAMESICK TAUGHT US ABOUT AMBITION

Hey Daughters! ✨ Lock in. We are discussing Famesick, the beautifully self aware memoir by the voice of our generation - Lena f*cking Dunham. Naturally, I asked Christina Read, fellow Girls rewatcher anddddd the girl I admired most in college/throughout my 20s, to breakdown the biggest takeaways from miss Dunham’s best selling autobiography. We sprinkle in revelations from our twenties living in NYC along the way because one thing about Lena is, she will make a girl REFLECT! Enjoy!!!! Follow Christina Read on IG: https://www.instagram.com/christinaadeleread/ [https://www.instagram.com/christinaadeleread/] Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast [https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast] TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast [https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast] Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ [https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/] 0:00 – Meet Christina (aka Tina): nicknames, college lore & the Nick connection 2:35 – Birth order check: middle child vs eldest daughter 5:00 – She's an aunt now & boys with older sisters are simply built different 10:41 – What's in my bag: Revlon, a discontinued holy-grail lipstick & a Hannah Montana detour 19:37 – The Anthony hair situation (yes, she's keeping the ponytail) 24:22 – Famesick: cracking open Lena Dunham's memoir 24:44 – Which Girls girl are you? Hannah-wing-Marnie vs. the Jessa allegations 36:07 – Why everyone should study Lena Dunham's style 40:32 – The health journey: being a woman nobody believes 48:06 – Lena vs. Jenny: the toxic boss-best-friend nobody talks about enough 54:25 – The haters were wrong: Girls is back in the zeitgeist 58:00 – Charli, monoculture & art-world highbrow vs. rom-com heart 58:57 – Let's talk about Jack Antonoff (sorry Jack, we still love Bleachers) 1:05:33 – The 6th-grade-boyfriend plot twist that gagged us 1:07:18 – Busting the "you'll meet your husband once you've healed" myth 1:15:02 – "You just got lucky": the side-eye women get for being in love 1:26:57 – Every ambitious woman has had a Jenny — and shedding them hurts 1:30:25 – Take the risk anyway: what Famesick taught us about our own ambitions 1:36:36 – Rich-in-our-30s manifestation & full of potential, plenty of time 1:37:01 – Follow Christina

WHY DOES MY BIRTH CHART SAY I'M PREGNANT?? (SAGITTARIUS READING)

Hey Daughters! ✨ I have a very very cool episode for you this week, just in time for the Sag Moon! My first virtual guest, Kaitlyn, gives me a live reading of my birth chart. And girl I’m a Sagittarius, so you knowww I was eating up every word. If you’ve ever been curious about Astrology and want to dip your toes in, this is episode for you. But honestly, even if you’re already super deep, it’s also the episode for you. It’s like if your fav pop culture girly and most knowledgeable spiritual baddie had a baby. Enjoy and manifest queens! 🙏🏻 Reach out to Kaitlyn to work with her: thesolarsage@outlook.com [thesolarsage@outlook.com] Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast [https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast] TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast [https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast] Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ [https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/]

I PEED IN MAYA ANGELOU'S MEMORIAL CLASS | MORE EMBARRASSING STORIES

Hey Daughters, Nick and I are back with more embarrassing childhood stories. And yes - he's still gay (his words, not mine). I'll be honest, this episode's even better than the last. From your mom walking in on you masturbating to being born on 9/11, the daughters really served with these cringey childhood stories. As always, enjoy! Watch us react to more of your write-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzIpzn46jeI [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzIpzn46jeI] Follow Nick Bettuzzi: https://www.instagram.com/nickkbettuzzi/ [https://www.instagram.com/nickkbettuzzi/] Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast [https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast] TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast [https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast] Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ [https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/] 0:00 – Welcome Back, Daughters: Embarrassing Stories Part 2 0:33 – Two Weeks in a Wet Bunk (+ Nick’s Famous Pee Detector) 3:12 – Bailyn's Body Central Flood: The Zebra Skirt Trip Gone Wrong 8:51 – She Peed Herself Honoring Maya Angelou (We're So Sorry) 16:54 – Mom Walked In On the Build-A-Bear. Then They Went to Target. 21:48 – Tangent: Bailyn's Lana Del Rey Highway Confessional 23:13 – The Great Webkins Heist (Peer-Pressured Into Robbery) 24:42 – Bailyn's Mean Girl Era: The Fake Car Crash Text 27:43 – Nick's Webkins Piracy Ring: Robin Hood of the Mall 30:34 – Her Birthday's on 9/11 (Blame Al-Qaeda, Not Her) 32:19 – She Proposed at Age 4. He Unfollowed Her Years Later. 34:25 – Bailyn's Straight-A Meltdowns: Anything Below a 93 39:08 – She Had to Teach Her Mom How to Say "Puma" 41:00 – Jealous of the Kid in the Wheelchair, So Off the Swing Set She Went 44:50 – Tangent: Proactiv, Cystic Acne & Bailyn's Senior-Year Glow-Up 47:46 – Allie's Fingers Stuck in a Ring Sizer (Cut Out by Hot Firemen) 52:58 – Face-Plant in Borrowed Birkenstocks (The Whole Gym Heard It) 1:00:08 – Nick Brought the House Down: The 6th Grade Talent Show 1:01:23 – The 7th Grade "Boyfriend" Catastrophe: Off-Beat the Entire Time

READING YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD STORIES

Hey Daughters! ✨ Be honest, did you eat your boogers as a kid?? Oh! You still do… this week we read all the embarrassing childhood stories you submitted! I had to ask my fellow former embarrassing child and bestie, Nick, to be the first ever MAN on the pod and he doesn’t disappoint - probably because he has two older sisters. He just gets it. Anyway, this might be our funniest episode yet. Let’s get into the cringiest moments from our childhoods!!! Watch us react to more of your write-ins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBeQFCeVTYc [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBeQFCeVTYc] Follow Nick Bettuzzi: https://www.instagram.com/nickkbettuzzi/ [https://www.instagram.com/nickkbettuzzi/] Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast [https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast] TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast [https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast] Bailyn’s IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ [https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/] Chapters 0:00 – Nick: the first man EVER on the pod 2:13 – wait, does Nick secretly hate animals? 5:11 – birth order & why eldest daughters run the world 8:25 – how Bailyn and Anthony fell in love in college 10:00 – Nick's two moms & the great turkey trot divide 13:35 – Paris fashion week & why nobody here can speak French 17:29 – how Nick and Bailyn actually met (the Belmont lore) 21:18 – if a tree falls in the forest... 22:10 – being a gay kid at a Christian college 25:21 – improv, the lava lamp & the Magic School Bus 27:23 – the write-ins begin: your embarrassing childhood stories 28:47 – if the three of us had grown up together 31:39 – Submission 1: playing Shamu in the bathtub 33:14 – Nick vs. the dolphins (and a rogue sea urchin) 38:14 – Submission 2: the infamous booger wall 41:09 – Submission 3: the 7-year-old shoulder rub 46:51 – Submission 4: a 4th-grade ode to the Black Eyed Peas 48:31 – the Black Eyed Peas & Pitbull hot-take spiral 54:15 – Submission 5: the great seagull catastrophe 1:00:16 – Submission 6: the booger eater gets unmasked 1:02:50 – to be continued (it's a two-parter)

WHO WON MET GALA 2026 FASHION? (STYLIST REACTS)

Hey daughters!! 💖 On this episode, we SLAY OR NAY the most talked about Met Gala 2026 looks. Our guest this week, Kassi Reyna, an NYC-based stylist + consultant, breaks down everything from Met Gala theme to dress code, because they are 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 the same thing. As always, enjoy the hot takes and keep diva-ing, daughters. TELL US YOUR EMBARRASING CHILDHOOD STORIES (ANONYMOUS): https://forms.gle/gES1K9U8w9fK13Kn8 [https://forms.gle/gES1K9U8w9fK13Kn8] Follow Kassi Reyna: https://www.instagram.com/kassi.reyna/ [https://www.instagram.com/kassi.reyna/] Follow Kassi's Show, chalk up: https://www.instagram.com/chalkupshow/ [https://www.instagram.com/chalkupshow/] Instagram https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast [https://instagram.com/eldestdaughter.podcast] TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast [https://tiktok.com/@eldestdaughter.podcast] Bailyn's IG: https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/ [https://instagram.com/bailyndupontcinko/] CHAPTERS: 0:00 – Welcome To Bailyn Solo Era (Meet Kassi Reyna) 3:19 – Are You Actually An Eldest Daughter? 7:51 – Middle Child = Cool Aunt Coded 9:25 – Sibling Power Rankings: NASA Brother, Renegade Sister 12:00 – Rama Duwaji, Our Queen Of New York 13:26 – What Does A Music Stylist Even Do? (Kassi Reyna Explains) 14:45 – The Tinfoil Gloves Christmas Origin Story 17:23 – the lowercase email manifesto 23:57 – Met Gala 2026: Theme vs Dress Code, Stop Confusing Them 25:25 – Emma Chamberlain Set The Bar Too High 29:34 – Doechii Brought Tampa To The Met 31:24 – Beyoncé Got A Nay 35:32 – Sabrina Carpenter Is Our Paul McCartney 38:59 – The Tulle Funeral (We Wanted To Love It) 42:03 – Body As Canvas: The Makeup Artist Won The Night 43:18 – Bad Bunny: We Thought He Was A Cute Old Man 47:31 – Kylie Jenner Actually Slayed 50:14 – Kendall Jenner: Beautiful But Boring 54:45 – Hailey Bieber + Katy Perry's Helmet Crisis 57:52 – Gracie Abrams, Forest Elf Energy 59:50 – Rihanna Skipped The Carpet (Iconic?) 1:00:55 – Hunter Schaefer's Monet Moment 1:02:33 – Rachel Sennott Yes, Marc Jacobs No 1:03:54 – Madonna's Shipwrecked Witch Era (We Allow It) 1:05:07 – Mimosa Break + Cardi B Lumps & Substance 1:11:33 – Kassi's New Show "Chalk Up" Is Coming 1:13:53 – Next Week: Embarrassing Childhood Stories