Week 13 2024 - The Norm

Week 17 2024 - Mystery Injuries, Clowns, and False Hope

The Miami Dolphins keep their playoff hopes alive with a 20-3 victory over the Browns while the quarterback with 168 million guaranteed US dollars sits and watches just like the rest of us. The Dolphins can make the playoffs with a win and a Broncos loss to the Chiefs backups.

Week 16 2024 - More False Hope

The Miami Dolphins season is still somehow alive after a 29-17 win vs the 49ers.

Week 14 2024 - The Kings of False Hope

The Dolphins beat the Jets in Overtime 32-26. The Dolphins aren't good at many football related activities... but they are the best at giving their fans false hope in the month of November

Week 13 2024 - The Norm

The Miami Dolphins disappoint again squandering another opportunity to beat a good team and destroy narratives losing to the Packers 30-17 on Thanksgiving. There is now. zero margin for error in the playoff race (and even that may not be enough)

Week 12 2024 - The Narratives

The Miami Dolphins win their third straight game to improve to 5-6. The Dolphins once again have a chance to destroy narratives about the cold and their inability to beat good teams on Thursday night against the Packers. The Dolphins are also back in the playoff race