“Sir, You Can’t Park That Train There”

"Splash Mountain Dew The Legend of Bubba Ray “Gator” McClintock"

When a heatwave scorched Pasco County one Florida man saw opportunity in the rotting remains of a shut-down water park. Bubba Ray “Gator” McClintock moved in turned the gift shop into his home the wave pool into his bathroom and the entire property into an unlicensed gator petting zoo and moonshine bar. This is the story of how one man’s dream turned into a swamp carnival complete with illegal reptiles questionable liquor and a police raid that locals still talk about over gas station chicken. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

“Sir, You Can’t Park That Train There”

This week we take a swamp dive into some brain-melting stories pulled straight from the panhandle’s dampest nightmares. From a guy who steals a car, a train, and a school bus just to get to Tampa, to the barefoot legend who stopped a high-speed chase to pet a random cat, this episode features barbecue theft via pants, unsolicited playground sex-ed, and a mostly-naked postal vigilante delivering chaos one mailbox at a time. Five stories down, two wild ones still in the chamber. Welcome to Florida Man Unleashed—where common sense gets heatstroke and dignity checks out by noon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

“Gators, Glitter & Grand Theft: A Florida Man Odyssey”

In this jam packed episode of Florida Man Unleashed Kenny Porkrind plunges into a jaw dropping lineup of Sunshine State madness Featuring a Busch Gardens daredevil who jumps into an alligator pit a barefoot Marine who wrangles a freeway gator with his bare hands a jazz musician who hijacks a parade float and turns I4 into Mardi Gras a surfer who gets headbutted by a flying shark a beachcomber who finds five hundred thousand dollars in cocaine wrapped in Yosemite Sam cartoons a rogue fisherman who stabs a shark for stealing his bait and a man who steals an excavator to rob an ATM because he refuses to work for his brother It is an unrelenting tour through the weird wild and wonderfully unfiltered logic of Florida men everywhere Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

“Hash Browns, Support Lizards, and Closet Enlightenment”

This week on Florida Man Unleashed, Kenny Porkrind serves up a buffet of bad decisions and deep-fried logic: a man steals a truck for Popeyes and tries to justify it with “I was gonna bring it back,” another gets busted smuggling 43 iguanas in his pants and calls them “support lizards,” a full-grown adult in a bunny suit starts a bar fight while claiming he is Easter, and a couple gets trapped in an unlocked closet for two full days because they never tried the doorknob. Four Florida legends. One podcast. Zero functioning brain cells. Subscribe now before someone throws a gator through your window Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

“Welcome to Florida, Please Duck”

In the chaotic debut of Florida Man Unleashed, Kenny Porkrind covers four real-life disasters: a man launches a live alligator through a Wendy’s window, another tries to steal a jet to Chicago using nothing but confidence and YouTube videos, a shirtless guy knocks himself out with nunchucks in a Burger King bathroom, and a snack-cake-fueled outlaw leads cops on a lawnmower chase straight into a pond. It’s not news. It’s Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]