Audit This Suckers!

The Slush Fund Shuffle: Girl, We See You Trump!

This week on The Final Word, we are pouring ourselves a tall glass of “excuse me, WHAT now,” because Acting Attorney Tod Blanche swears Trump’s $1.8 billion Anti‑weaponization Fund is dead. But ummmmm… is it though? Because a Federal Judge just told Trump to haul himself into court and explain why his $10 billion lawsuit against the IRS looks less like justice and more like a slushy fund for his White Nationalist besties. We’re not saying it’s giving corruption, but it’s giving corruption. Then we get into Trump appointing Bill Pulte as acting director of national intelligence — a move that instantly made the job title ironic. Like, dictionary‑definition ironic. Meanwhile, Secretary of State Maro Rubio told Congress that Trump hasn’t offered Iran sanctions relief just to open the Strait of Hormuz, which is the diplomatic equivalent of saying, “Your man is lying and we all know it.” And apparently Trump screamed “What the F**k are you doing?” at Benjamin Netanayu during a call about Israel escalating in Lebanon. Because nothing says “stable leadership” like yelling at allies on speakerphone. Seven Democratic‑led states are suing to block Trump’s taxpayer‑funded plan to pay an energy company to ditch an offshore wind lease and funnel the money into oil and gas instead. Because why invest in the future when you can cling to fossil fuels like they’re a weighted blanket. Also, the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is being rescheduled after a gunman disrupted the April event — because even journalism can’t have nice things anymore. And finally, a Federal Judge ordered Trump’s name removed from the Kennedy Center and blocked his handpicked board from shutting it down for a two‑year “renovation.” Translation: “Sir, step away from the arts.” Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands [https://redcircle.com/brands] Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy [https://redcircle.com/privacy]

Raw Milk: Because Apparently We Haven’t Suffered Enough

This week on Something Ain’t Right, we roll up our sleeves, take a deep breath, and dive straight into the bubbling cauldron of chaos that is President Trump’s latest move — extending his crackdown on trans healthcare into adulthood. Because apparently the man woke up one morning and said, “You know who needs less freedom? Adults.” Then we ask the question nobody in the GOP seems prepared to answer: why is the Republican nazi problem getting worse? We’re not saying the bar was high, but somehow they keep finding a way to tunnel under it like political gophers with a grudge. Plus, Trump has officially named himself the headliner for America’s 250th birthday party — because nothing says “nationwide celebration” like a man who thinks fireworks are just applause he can see. And finally, we wade into the frothy, unpasteurized world of raw milk. Why is everyone suddenly chugging it like it’s the elixir of life? Is this wellness or just lactose roulette? By the end, we may not have all the answers, but we’ll definitely have the jokes — and the side‑eye — to get you through it. Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands [https://redcircle.com/brands] Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy [https://redcircle.com/privacy]

The Octagon of Democracy

This week on The Final Word, we are fired up, caffeinated, and spiritually prepared to unpack the latest chapter in Trump-world chaos — because apparently reality has decided to cosplay as satire and won’t break character. We kick things off with Trump announcing, “I don’t care about the midterms,” which is exactly what you want to hear from a man whose job is… checks notes… governing. And he’s not letting the election — or Iran’s state media — rush him into a deal. Because why move quickly when you can move never. Then we turn our attention to Ken Paxton, the freshly minted Republican Senate nominee from Texas, who arrives with more accusations, allegations, and charges than a Black Friday arrest log. We take a deep dive into the swirling storm of “he said,” “they said,” and “the court documents definitely said.” Speaking of money pits, the Trump administration agreed to pay 13 million dollars — in a no-bid contract — to a first-time federal contractor to repair the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. A pool. A body of water. Thirteen. Million. Dollars. We have thoughts. We also break down the latest polling showing that 25% of Latino Trump voters say they’re not coming back for round two. ONLY 25%??? Then Trump declared that “everything checked out PERFECTLY” after his third annual physical in thirteen months. Thirteen months. Three physicals. We’re not doctors, but we’re pretty sure that’s not how time works. And because the White House apparently needed a Vegas residency, construction has begun on a temporary UFC octagon on the South Lawn that will seat about 4,000 people. You know — the same White House that supposedly needs a ballroom because there’s “no place to safely host a large number of people.” Sure. Okay. Absolutely. Finally, we fact-check a cornucopia of Trump statements. Spoiler: it’s less “cornucopia” and more “empty wicker basket with a sticky note that says, ‘facts are for losers.’” Buckle up, babies — it’s a wild one. Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com [https://www.patreon.com/user?u=19983801] and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video! Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela [https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela]! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo [https://www.cameo.com/frangeladuo]. Check out Frangela every Friday https://sexyliberal.com/ [https://sexyliberal.com/] Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcast [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/frangela-idiot-of-the-week/id1742512316] https://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 [https://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024]  Cash App: $frangeladuo Venmo: @frangeladuo Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands [https://redcircle.com/brands] Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy [https://redcircle.com/privacy]

Reparations for Insurrectionists? But Not for Descendants of Slaves? Make It Make Sense

Alright babies, gather ‘round, because this week on Something Ain’t Right we are pouring ourselves a tall glass of “excuse me, WHAT now?” and sipping it slow. First up, France — yes, France — is out here making moves. President Macron has cracked the door open on reparations for slavery, and we’re over here blinking like, “Did Europe just lap the United States on moral clarity. . . again?” Because meanwhile, back home… President Trump’s shiny new ‘anti‑weaponization’ fund is looking to a whole lot of folks like a payout plan for violent insurrectionists and white supremacists.  New York officials, feeling the political breeze blowing straight from the Trump administration, have decided to push their long‑awaited slavery reparations report all the way to 2029. Because apparently the rush to address 400 years of injustice was just too much pressure. Take your time, y’all. No one’s waiting or anything. Finally, we take a moment — a real one — to honor the passion, brilliance, and legacy of Barney Frank. A man whose intelligence, humor, and commitment to justice shaped policy and inspired generations. We mourn, we celebrate, and we tell the truth: the world was better with him in it. It’s sharp, it’s funny, it’s furious, and it’s full of love — just like us. Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com [https://www.patreon.com/user?u=19983801] and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video! Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela [https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela]! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo [https://www.cameo.com/frangeladuo]. Check out Frangela every Friday https://sexyliberal.com/ [https://sexyliberal.com/] Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcast [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/frangela-idiot-of-the-week/id1742512316] https://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 [https://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024]  Cash App: $frangeladuo Venmo: @frangeladuo Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands [https://redcircle.com/brands] Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy [https://redcircle.com/privacy]

Audit This Suckers!

This week on The Final Word, we are pouring ourselves a tall glass of “you’ve GOT to be kidding me” and diving straight into Trump‑world, where logic goes to die and imaginary friends apparently file joint tax returns. We kick things off with Trump’s Justice Department expanding his IRS settlement to include a provision ending all tax audits of him, his family, his affiliated individuals, his besties, his running‑buddies, and—because why stop there— what about his imaginary friends? Yes, the whole cast of Trump-Fellas is now audit‑proof.  Then J.D. Vance steps up to defend Trump’s 3,700+ tax trades in three months, insisting there are “no conflicts of interest” because the assets are “in a trust managed by his children.” We unpack that with the seriousness it deserves, which is to say: none. Because if your kids are managing your money, that’s not a blind trust—that’s a trust wearing sunglasses indoors. Meanwhile, Federal Reserve officials warn they might need to raise interest rates if inflation stays above 2%. We discuss what that means for your wallet, your mortgage, and your emotional stability, all while Trump is out here calling his White House ballroom project a “gift” funded by him and private donors. At the same time, he’s demanding the Senate Parliamentarian be fired for ruling that the $1 million Secret Service ballroom‑related funding provision can’t be shoved into an immigration enforcement bill. So...he's paying for it and he's mad that he's not getting the money from us to pay for it. Yep. Police officers attacked on January 6th are suing to block Trump’s $1.776 billion “anti‑weaponization fund” from paying rioters, arguing it violates the 14th Amendment ban on funding obligations “incurred in aid of insurrection.” We talk about the lawsuit, the stakes, and how many times one administration can redefine the word “weaponization” before the dictionary files a restraining order. And finally, the Trump administration is moving ahead with Trump’s 250‑foot arch, because apparently the skyline wasn’t stressed enough. At the same time, Affordable Care Act enrollment could fall by nearly 5 million people after pandemic‑era subsidies expired. We break down why the arch is somehow always taller than the safety net. It’s sharp, it’s funny, it’s furious, and it’s all happening on this week’s episode of The Final Word. Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com [https://www.patreon.com/user?u=19983801] and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video! Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela [https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela]! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo [https://www.cameo.com/frangeladuo]. Check out Frangela every Friday https://sexyliberal.com/ [https://sexyliberal.com/] Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcast [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/frangela-idiot-of-the-week/id1742512316] https://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024 [https://www.youtube.com/@Frangela2024]  Cash App: $frangeladuo Venmo: @frangeladuo Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com * Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands [https://redcircle.com/brands] Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy [https://redcircle.com/privacy]