145. INTRUDER (1989)

145. INTRUDER (1989)

This week, the FBI has confiscated all the FREAKQUELS recordings…for reasons to be announced. Anywho, since the man is depriving them their sweet sweet pod cash, EJ and Rory take jobs at a local supermarket where a wildly vicious serial killer is picking off the staff one by one. Knowing that a slain staff equates to some pretty solid job security, survivor Joshua Lizasuain hides away in a stockroom with the boys to review the supermarket FX extravaganza “INTRUDER” until all the retail related carnage blows over.

144. JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993)

This week, the jerks over at FREAKQUELS are faced with a film that’s so out there and downright weird that even an inappropriately placed Necronomicon couldn’t give them the power to review it properly. With their backs against the wall, EJ and Rory placed a call to the boys over at REEL CHRONICLES and they answered just in time to help them properly review the blackest of black sheep sequels, “JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY!” Tune in for the crossover a guy out in Colorado demanded once while intoxicated and on a weird amount of pills, FREAKQUELS MEETS REEL CHRONICLES!

143. FREAKS (1932)

This week on the hit show FREAKQUELS, powerhouse Jeff Boam joins everyone’s favorite jerks to review the classic Todd Browning effort, “FREAKS!” We accept Jeff, we accept Jeff. One of us, one of us. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble.

142. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION (1994)

This week on FREAKQUELS, PROM is in full swing! The only problem is that the dance is Texas Chainsaw Massacre themed and everyone is wearing each other’s face so no one knows where their dates are! Until the confusion is sorted out, Rory, EJ, Greg Caldwell, and Brent Wilson chill at the loser table and discuss one of the weirdest sequels ever made, “THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION!”

141. CARRIE (1976)

This week on an extra special PROM episode of FREAKQUELS, the dastardly Elle and Jon Snow have rigged the ballots so that EJ and Rory will be named king and queen of the jerks! Once on stage, the Snows plan to dump pigs blood on Rory and EJ because…ya know...cruelty. To kill time until they execute their nefarious deed, the Snows discuss the Brian De Palma masterpiece, “CARRIE!” EJ and Rory also discuss the film because shut up!