The Princess Diaries

Sky High

It’s the season finale, and Maya is going out superhero-style. She brings Geoff Sky High, a teen action-comedy he’s somehow never heard of. Geoff is confused. Maya is thriving. No notes (except Geoff has a lot of them).

The Exorcist

Geoff is back in the driver's seat, and he’s not holding back. This week, Maya confronts The Exorcist, a particularly infamous film. There’s pea soup, head-spinning, and a level of trauma Maya did not emotionally budget for. Demonic possession? Terrifying. Geoff’s enthusiasm? Worse.

The Princess Diaries II

Maya returns to her throne with The Princess Diaries 2, dragging Geoff back to Genovia whether he likes it or not. There’s a royal wedding (maybe), Chris Pine (definitely), and plenty of excitement as Geoff endures more sparkle and sass. Because sometimes, revenge wears a tiara...twice.

Psycho

We’re back on Geoff’s turf, and this time, it’s Psycho. Maya braces herself for Hitchcock’s legendary masterpiece, and Geoff revels in the chance to talk stabbings, showers, suspense, and cinematic genius. Will Maya sleep tonight? TBD.

The Princess Diaries

In Episode 3, Maya takes the reins—and sweet, sweet revenge. After two episodes of horror and gore, she’s educating Geoff on The Princess Diaries. Royal makeovers, teen drama, and Julie Andrews being iconic? Geoff is in uncharted territory.