Things You Should Never Do

You crazy bastards.

Our president is fucking crazy. We are losing the war we started. Larry Ellison is firing a lot of people so he can pay for datacenters the world doesn't need.

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law!

Twitter was way ahead of it's time. Jay and I discuss some innovative work (that sadly never got off the ground) Twitter was doing on ephemeral environments back in the day. We also talk about a $200K bug that spawned that work. Also, we try not to kink shame Donald Trump and/or Dan Scavino. Elon Musk still sucks.

What About Bob?

Ian and Jay talk about JavaOne, Project Leyden, and Netflix. Donald Trump is a garbage person. Scott Bessent does it again. Iran can probably strike most of Europe if it wants to. Marc Andreessen has a no-personality disorder. Twitter would have been 20 years old if it had survived.

Things You Should Never Do

Ian and Jay come in hot with takes on the War on Iran (and Venezuela), xAI and Elon starting over again from "first principles", and the idiots who were running DOGE.

Get your warfighter on.

War all the time. Trees kill people in the winter. Pet Hegseth is cosplaying as a "warfighter". RIP Dan Simmons.