Gimme Pizza (Slow)

Non Phallic Guitars volume 2

a mellow and receptive survey of non phallic guitar music. the guitar as receiving instrument, eschewer of virtuosity, convex resonance chamber, pure muscle of continuous emotional birth. curiosity for all different types of plucked or strummed strings strung in tension. harp included. correct breathing posture required.

Bull-ish Xian Records

Self-released Christian records of middling quality, encountered without pre-listening as Christmas approaches. Initially dismissible as 'bullshit,' but through deep listening, finding earnest faith and heartfelt devotion — a partial conversion on the road to Damascus.

The Holy Hour

Deep gospel records that require no apology, no context, no intellectual frame — just powerful singing, urgent faith, and undeniable feeling. The real thing.

Gimme Pizza (Slow)

A tribute to DJ Screw's chopped-and-screwed technique, inspired by the slowed-down Olsen Twins 'Pizza' remix that made something innocent terrifying. 1990s hip-hop time-stretched and pitched down live, transforming familiar tracks into surreal, syrupy dread. Houston lean culture meets internet absurdism.

Format Change

I try to put on a very normal radio show with normal records---Beatles, the Who, Postal Service. Stuff like that. Unfortunately, I was bitten by a stray dog right before the show began. As the live episode unfolds, I gradually, and then abruptly, transform into a werewolf.