welcome, Dracula’s hoes

an interview with a...Tiktok star!

Ok...so we know you haven't deleted Tiktok (like you know you should)... In Season 2 Episode 4, join Jibran and HanJoo as they both simp for Sim... Yup, you heard that right, TikTok famous star, Alastair Sim (or @songki174 as you may know him) from the UK! Alastair's whooping 329k following on Tiktok is by no means an accident - He's witty, funny, and is a passionate spokesperson on important issues from internalised racism within the Asian community and the rising fetishisation of East Asian men on TikTok. Tune in to hear Alastair's Tiktok journey, views on Koreaboos, balancing Tiktok with his Law career and more! Bonus: Listen to the end for Alastair's exclusive beauty care routine, skin and hair secrets!

Quantum Physics for Dummies! (yes, you)

Jibran’s infamous last remaining brain cell miraculously goes through mitosis (whatever that is) and multiplies as he and HanJoo embark upon the Quantum Realm, Quantum Suicide, Dark Matter, String Theory, The Multiverse & The Weeping Angels. Your wonderful hosts are joined today by Emilia, an emerging bioengineer, physics enthusiast, and one smart cookie, as they discuss important topics such as, is it possible to live forever? And how do we rip a hole in time?? And most importantly- Jibran: HanJoo, please don’t say it. HanJoo: You must be the speed of light because time stops when I look at you. Jibran: Please stop. HanJoo: Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull. I’d fall for you even in absence of gravity. Jibran: That’s it, I’m calling the cops. TW: Yes, there will be toe-curling pick-up lines. This episode may also cause tripping out and brain lagging - please take breaks and drink water to process quantum anxiety and existential questioning. You’re welcome 😉

shit, it’s mercury retrograde

so…I don’t believe in astrology but…what time were you born? Okay, you asked and we answered - we know mercury has been in retrograde…but just what even is it? Are we soul mates, twin flames, or karmic partners? Should astrology compatibility be a red flag? Why do double Scorpios hate Libras? And what is a divine feminine and masculine?? In Season 2 Episode 2, Gwen answers Jibran and HanJoo’s burning Tiktok algorithm fueled Astrology/spirituality questions, starting with an unbiased (cough) ranking of the 12 signs, explaining the differences between rising/moon/sun signs, compatibility, mercury retrograde, to soul mate relationships and more! We all know what star sign Jibran is… but can astrology expert Gwen guess HanJoo’s correctly? Tune in to find out! TW: Geminis may potentially feel attacked in this episode.

welcome, Dracula’s hoes

What do the American psycho, the raincoat killer, British jokes and the tooth fairy all have in common? They will all cut years of your life. Welcome back to season 2! Join us for our first Halloween special episode, as Jibran and HanJoo share tips on how to spot a psychopath or sociopath, retell gory true-crime murder stories, and test their friendship with the ultimate question - Would you help me hide the body? DM us your comments at @jibjoo_genztalks for an anonymous message reading in the next episode! TW: Contains gory horror stories and ‘Dead to me’ show spoilers Jingle: Daniel Park

to invest or not to invest…

What’s your pull-out game like? No, we’re talking about investing… “There are no stupid questions guys, fire away!” Jibran: “What if we print more money, but just not tell anyone we’re printing more money?” Join us for episode 6, featuring our beloved guest, Angelique (Ange) Trinh from Sydney, a financial enthusiast who offers some much needed investment wisdom to your two hosts, Jibran and HanJoo. Tune in for some light-hearted tips and tricks on growing long-term savings for listeners in their 20s, thoughts on passive and active investing, buying stocks, crypto, REITS, and reviewing the “it” apps right now. Are you ready to be the next wolf of wall street? Nup, us neither, but we can cry about it together.