Married by Batman?

Married by Batman?

She didn't cry in Idaho. She didn't cry in Phoenix. She cried in the back of Elvis's pink Cadillac in the Tunnel of Love at the Little White Chapel in Las Vegas, with a man named Bruce Wayne reading their vows. That was the one. In this episode Jon and Keisha cover Lucy and Ethel's boarding interview that lasted approximately four minutes. The Sushi Fever experience so good that Randy refuses to eat sushi anywhere else now — a month later, still protecting it. Keisha driving into the wrong parking garage with Jon crammed in the third row while No Doubt was playing the Sphere.  Getting a last-minute limo because there was no other way to make it to the chapel on time. The singalong in the limo. The wedding cake that was Krispy Kreme donuts. And Donkey — skinning her knee running from an Uber at 3:30am somewhere near the Excalibur while Jon put five miles on his feet in a suit on the Las Vegas Strip. But mostly this is about the moment that snuck up on them. Not the one they planned. Not the one they expected. The one that happened in a tunnel with cherubs painted on the ceiling and a Batman who absolutely nailed it. Episode 19 highlights: waterfalls, creeks, people who don't know where they're driving, and potentially a fight in an ice cream shop parking lot. JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday. * (00:00) - Fourth of July Catchup * (01:34) - Vegas Wedding Setup * (02:29) - Racing the Clock * (06:20) - Sushi Fever Mission * (16:11) - Limo to the Chapel * (17:16) - Little White Chapel Moments * (18:29) - Elvis' Cadillac & Batman Officiant * (19:06) - Tears In Tunnel of Love * (23:08) - Donuts Gelato Wedding Cake * (24:35) - Gambling In Wedding Gear * (26:45) - Donkey's Late Night Strip Trek * (32:50) - Teasing Utah Wedding Four

We need some sleep!

Jon and Keisha are exhausted. Genuinely, deeply, happily exhausted.  8,500 miles. Nine weddings. Countless gas stops, snack breaks, and near meltdowns.  We'd change a few things, but we wouldn't change doing it another way.  So much to unpack and share you with. Thank you for being with us on the journey, Regular.  JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday.

Episode 17 - Captain MJ and the Phoenix Wedding

She walked into Starbucks in her wedding dress on a Tuesday morning at 11am in 106 degree heat in Surprise, Arizona, with a full crew behind her, two dogs, a man in a suit, and a Harley guy who had just ridden through the desert. Two retired gentlemen on the patio looked up and said, "Did you guys just get married?" She said, "We sure did." They said, "There's no better place." In this episode Jon and Keisha cover Captain MJ — Jon's new nickname, bestowed by a grandmother at 3am, and what it stands for. Randy's first blooming onion. The hot air balloon wedding that got scrapped the week before because you don't have your wedding in the sky if your best friend doesn't do heights that way. Wickenfrickinburg and its inexplicable roundabouts. The music bingo blackout win at a barbecue joint at 9pm with two little girls who "forgot" to eat dinner. And a peach cobbler bundtlet for breakfast the next morning with Krispy Kremes, because the hot sign was on and you have to. But mostly this is about the Phoenix wedding being exactly what they always meant to do — show up in someone's life, make your promises in front of the people who matter, and then just see what happens with the day. No venue. No reservations. No plan beyond the people. By the time you hear this they will be somewhere between Kentucky and Pennsylvania. JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday. * (00:00) - Welcome and Tour Tease * (00:53) - Captain Majestic Nickname * (01:31) - Grandma Gift and Life Lesson * (05:36) - Yellowstone and Cabin Detour * (11:59) - Wickenburg Roundabout Rant * (13:42) - Outback Reunion in Surprise * (17:11) - Freestyle Wedding Plan Shift * (23:16) - Park Ceremony and Starbucks * (26:18) - Firebirds Champagne Lunch * (35:01) - Barbecue Ribs And Music Bingo * (37:00) - Why Phoenix Wedding Worked * (42:28) - Eastern Leg Kentucky Rickhouse

Episode 16 - She Wore the Vomit Dress Down the Aisle

She wore the vomit dress down the aisle. Not because there was no other option. Because Harper wanted to be in the wedding, and Keisha looked at her stepdaughter covered in regurgitated pizza on the side of a country road in Idaho thirty minutes behind schedule with the officiant missing and Aunt Buff following them the wrong direction — and said okay. Put her mom shoes on. We're doing this. In this episode Jon and Keisha cover Randy getting rescued by a Madison County sheriff's deputy with no phone, no address, and no idea what state he was really in. The Big Jud's burger challenge that Lucas won and immediately regretted. The seventh grade crush Keisha definitely wrote "I think you're cute" to in a yearbook. Taco Time converting a car full of skeptical tweens in under three minutes. And the foot massage competition in Minga's bedroom at the end of a wedding day that went completely sideways from minute one. But mostly this is about what happens when the best-laid plans hit a kid with heat exhaustion, a lost officiant, a wrong turn at Aunt Buff speed, and a car that will never fully stop smelling like pizza — and you do it anyway. Because the river was still there. The quaking aspens were still there. And Alabama's Down Home started playing and it was exactly what it was supposed to be. They are two weeks in. They are not stopping. JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday. * (00:00) - Back From Tour * (02:40) - Sequoia Gets Baptized * (06:22) - Harper Allergy Scare * (11:21) - Seventh Grade Crush * (14:51) - Harley Shop Vegas Detour * (17:13) - Wedding Day Setup Rush * (24:26) - Where Is Randy * (29:35) - Harper Gets Sick * (31:16) - Missed Turn Meltdown * (32:39) - Vomit Dress Wedding * (36:29) - Big Juds Breakdown * (41:18) - Grandma Home Foot Rub

Episode 15 - From I-Do to I-15: Weddings, Highways & Meltdowns

Jon and Keisha record Episode 15 from the mountains near Ogden in Eden, Utah, a day late because they’ve been on the road for their #WeddingOnTour, heading into wedding number four after Idaho, Phoenix, and Las Vegas.  They recap traveling with four kids, two puppies, a trailer, and Randy on his motorcycle through heat and storms, including a moment where Randy desperately chugs water on Highway 93 and Jon runs on almost no sleep after a North Dakota turnaround. They explain why the Phoenix wedding felt easiest—no timeline pressure, a park ceremony, puppies in dresses, Starbucks after, and flexibility when family was sick—contrasting it with stressier events.  They share ongoing setbacks like lodging hassles and an old one-star Airbnb review from a past unsafe Vegas stay, praise their Phoenix hosts, and emphasize responding to obstacles with perspective. They also talk Vegas chaos, being married by a minister named Bruce Wayne at Little White Chapel, limos, strip adventures, Harley-shop help, upcoming Kentucky and Wisconsin plans, and ideas for future on-location episodes. JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday.