The Patio Series: Chi-Town, Dog whistles, and Crust.

Episode 5: Blind, Bald, & unhinged!

This episode is for the girls shaving their legs blind in the shower, fighting for their lives with fake eyelashes, and looking like a raccoon after attempting winged eyeliner for the 14th time. Beauty is pain. And apparently… confusion.

BONUS episode: Hi, I work at KPot!

Apparently escaping dinner wasn’t enough… so now we’re talking about what it’s actually like working there 😂 From cooking your own food to the chaos behind the grill, this bonus episode is full of funny stories, real talk, and the questions we’re all secretly thinking. And yes… I still want to know who we’re tipping here.

Episode 4: We need to talk!

Nothing sends an overthinker into a full emotional spiral faster than: “We need to talk.” No context. No warning. Just immediate panic. If you’ve ever created 47 fake scenarios in your head before the next text arrives… this episode is for you

The Patio Series: Chi-Town, Dog whistles, and Crust.

Happy Memorial Day Weekend! This episode is the first of many Patio Series episodes where we are talking about our recent trip to Chicago, the cubs games, our impaired hearing for the whistling fire pit and our addiction dairy... aka cheese curds.

Episode 3: The white eyebrow hair

Perimenopause is already chaos—but nobody warned me about the rogue white eyebrow hair that showed up uninvited. In this episode, I investigate how long it's been there, spiral about what else my body is hiding, and come to terms with the fact that aging is just a series of small, weird betrayals. Spoiler: the hair had length. And attitude.