*PREVIEW* Bonus Ep.08 - More Metro Sex Columns

*PREVIEW* Bonus Ep.08 - More Metro Sex Columns

In this bonus episode, Sooz and Michael are taking a look at the weirdly unerotic Metro sex columns, available in London's favourite free newspaper. This is just a preview of course. To hear the full episode and gain access to all of our exclusive content please head to our Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/longdistancebitweird]. Thanks! *** ANNOUNCEMENT ATTENTION: HUMOUR FANS - Michael Balazo's new, much-anticipated 3rd standup comedy album "Pizza Pals" is out NOW! Recorded in November of 2025, Pizza Pals is available for on Bandcamp now! [https://michaelbalazo.bandcamp.com/album/pizza-pals] And be sure to check out the video for Michael's smash hit Canadian World Cup 2026 anthem "Canada is Balls." [https://youtu.be/SG6PsuYXkDI?si=c-dEYzP4KsAm972s] SHOWS! See Sooz in Grayson the Musical - July 16-19 - Soho Theatre Walthamstow TICKETS [https://sohotheatre.com/events/grayson-the-musical/] June 24 - Michael Balazo performing at HELL: A Standup Comedy Show - Comedy Bar, Toronto TICKETS  [https://comedybar.ca/shows/hell-a-stand-up-comedy-show-hosted-by-chris-locke?ev=2026-06-24T21%3A30%3A00] June 28th - Sooz Kempner - IMPOSTER WIP @ Chippenham Comedy Fest TICKETS [https://www.chippenhamcomedy.co.uk/festival-2026] July 2nd - Sooz at Hamlet Comedy Club @ Dulwich FC, London TICKETS [https://hamletcomedy.co.uk/#NEXTGIG]

E27: Sooz and Michael LIVE from Sooz's Couch!

Welcome to Long Distance, Bit Weird, a podcast from international comedy couple Sooz Kempner [https://www.instagram.com/soozkempner/] and Michael Balazo [https://www.instagram.com/mbalazo/]. One of them lives in the UK, the other in Canada. This week Sooz and Michael are together on one of the nicest couches in Britain! You won't believe your ears as they recount their exciting week together, featuring everything from slugs to surprise parties to England's triumphant World Cup opening game. It's going home. PLUS: a new edition of the hit segment "Actual Customer Letters to Wetherspoon News," featuring authentic steamy footage of Margaret Thatcher and Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet! *** If you like what you hear, you can support Long Distance, Bit Weird on Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/cw/LongDistanceBitWeird]. Subscribers will get early access to episodes, bonus content and special surprises. In fact, you can watch several Travelodge episodes, along with the classic British animated films Watership Down and the bonkers Canadian documentary Project Grizzly in FULL right now with witty/sweary commentary from Sooz and Michael.  *** ANNOUNCEMENT ATTENTION: HUMOUR FANS - Michael Balazo's new, much-anticipated 3rd standup comedy album "Pizza Pals" is out NOW! Recorded in November of 2025, Pizza Pals is available for on Bandcamp now! [https://michaelbalazo.bandcamp.com/album/pizza-pals] And be sure to check out the video for Michael's smash hit Canadian World Cup 2026 anthem "Canada is Balls." [https://youtu.be/SG6PsuYXkDI?si=c-dEYzP4KsAm972s]   SHOWS! See Sooz in Grayson the Musical - July 16-19 - Soho Theatre Walthamstow TICKETS [https://sohotheatre.com/events/grayson-the-musical/] June 24 - Michael Balazo performing at HELL: A Standup Comedy Show - Comedy Bar, Toronto TICKETS  [https://comedybar.ca/shows/hell-a-stand-up-comedy-show-hosted-by-chris-locke?ev=2026-06-24T21%3A30%3A00] June 28th - Sooz Kempner - IMPOSTER WIP @ Chippenham Comedy Fest TICKETS [https://www.chippenhamcomedy.co.uk/festival-2026] July 2nd - Sooz at Hamlet Comedy Club @ Dulwich FC, London TICKETS [https://hamletcomedy.co.uk/#NEXTGIG]

E26: Vindaloo is Coming Home - The Story of England's Immortal Football Anthem

Welcome to Long Distance, Bit Weird, a podcast from international comedy couple Sooz Kempner [https://www.instagram.com/soozkempner/] and Michael Balazo [https://www.instagram.com/mbalazo/]. One of them lives in the UK, the other in Canada. OK. This week Sooz tells Michael the unbelievable story of England's immortal football anthem Three Lions. How did it happen? Why is it so suffused with melancholy? Will the guys ever record a new version? And what is Vindaloo? Listen to find out! But first: Michael reports on Toronto's World Cup fever; Sooz triumphs on the stage; PLUS: a new edition of the hit segment "Actual Customer Letters to Wetherspoon News," in which we read genuine letters written to a damn pub. *** If you like what you hear, you can support Long Distance, Bit Weird on Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/cw/LongDistanceBitWeird]. Subscribers will get early access to episodes, bonus content and special surprises. In fact, you can watch several Travelodge episodes, along with the classic British animated films Watership Down and the bonkers Canadian documentary Project Grizzly in FULL right now with witty/sweary commentary from Sooz and Michael.  *** ANNOUNCEMENT On June 16, Michael Balazo is releasing his much-anticipated 3rd standup comedy album "Pizza Pals". Recorded in November of 2025, Pizza Pals is available for pre-order on Bandcamp now! [https://michaelbalazo.bandcamp.com/album/pizza-pals]   And be sure to check out the video for Michael's smash hit Canadian World Cup 2026 anthem "Canada is Balls." [https://youtu.be/SG6PsuYXkDI?si=c-dEYzP4KsAm972s]   SHOWS! See Sooz in Grayson the Musical - July 16-19 - Soho Theatre Walthamstow - TICKETS [https://sohotheatre.com/events/grayson-the-musical/] June 14th - Sooz at Sunday Cabaret @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern, London TICKETS [https://www.vauxhalltavern.com/whats-on/] June 28th - Sooz Kempner - IMPOSTER WIP @ Chippenham Comedy Fest TICKETS [https://www.chippenhamcomedy.co.uk/festival-2026] July 2nd - Sooz at Hamlet Comedy Club @ Dulwich FC, London TICKETS [https://hamletcomedy.co.uk/#NEXTGIG]

"Canada is Balls" - Canada's World Cup 2026 song by Michael Balazo

Hello LDBW listeners! With the start of the 2026 World Cup just hours away, we decided to adorn your podcast feed with Michael Balazo's new song "Canada is Balls." This song is designed to unite Canada as the country prepares to win the World Cup. There's even a slick music video for "Canada is Balls," with editing and graphics by Sooz Kempner. CLICK HERE TO WATCH IT! [https://youtu.be/SG6PsuYXkDI?si=R_OJX9Qzi_x_M-j4] Good luck, everybody!

E25: A Peek Behind the Pub Quiz Curtain with Terrance Balazo

Welcome to Long Distance, Bit Weird, a podcast from international comedy couple Sooz Kempner [https://www.instagram.com/soozkempner/] and Michael Balazo [https://www.instagram.com/mbalazo/]. One of them lives in the UK, the other in Canada. Please give generously. This week Sooz and Michael welcome veteran quizmaster/brother Terrance Balazo to the show to talk about all things pub quiz. When did they start? Has technology made cheating inevitable? And why do pub quizzes make certain nerds lose their minds and become violent? Listen to find out! For more on Terrance's pub quizzes in Toronto and beyond, visit Another Round Trivia [https://www.anotherroundtrivia.com]. But first: Sooz gives her thoughts on why World Cup 2026 will be a massive shitshow; PLUS: a new dog-themed edition of the hit segment "Actual Customer Letters to Wetherspoon News," in which we read genuine letters written to a damn pub. *** If you like what you hear, you can support Long Distance, Bit Weird on Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/cw/LongDistanceBitWeird]. Subscribers will get early access to episodes, bonus content and special surprises. In fact, you can watch several Travelodge episodes, along with the classic British animated films Watership Down and the bonkers Canadian documentary Project Grizzly in FULL right now with witty/sweary commentary from Sooz and Michael.  *** ANNOUNCEMENT On June 16, Michael Balazo is releasing his much-anticipated 3rd standup comedy album "Pizza Pals". Recorded in November of 2025, Pizza Pals is available for pre-order on Bandcamp now! [https://michaelbalazo.bandcamp.com/album/pizza-pals] SHOWS! Grayson the Musical - July 16-19 - Soho Theatre Walthamstow - TICKETS [https://sohotheatre.com/events/grayson-the-musical/] June 5th - Sooz at Comedy Network @ Corn Exchange, Newbury TICKETS [https://cornexchangenew.com/events/comedy-network-summer-2026] June 6th SOOZ KEMPNER: IMPOSTER WIP @ Northampton TICKETS [https://tickets.thecomedycrate.com/events/thecomedycrate] June 7th - Sooz at Agony Aunts @ Aces & Eights, London TICKETS [https://www.acesandeightssaloonbar.com/events/edfringe-double-preview-aaagony-aunts-all-the-animals-ranked-by-comedians/] June 10th - Sooz at Keep it Clean! w/Nish Kumar @ The Comedy Store TICKETS [https://london.thecomedystore.co.uk/event/keep-it-clean-2026]