#76: My Modeling Career is Off to a Rough Start (09.13.19)

#78: Good Thing It's Cloudy Cause This Should Never See The Light of Day (09.27.19)

Though there's really no such thing as time, this episode was recorded a few weeks ago, when Jud took the time to sit down with a prostitute and hear her side of the story. Largely unlistenable, as most things in life are, this episode serves as a reminder that one must exercise extreme caution when booking guests. "Jump" by Stevie Stone used with permission. This episode is proudly sponsored by AdamEve.com. Use promo code LOSTINLA to save big. Thanks: mom, Stevie Stone, AdamEve.com, Erica Bystrom Recorded in the City of Assholes on 09.10.19 “Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.” -Bill Hicks, RIP www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy

#77: Rats/Aaron Carter/Area 51 (09.20.19)

-Tekashi 6ix9ine isn't the only rat destroying society. -Aaron Carter, the man behind the hardcore gangsta rap cult classic, "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)," suffers a mental breakdown. -A bunch of morons are traveling to Area 51. "Public Apology" by Attila, from the album Chaos, used with permission. This podcast is officially sponsored by adameve.com. Use promo code LOSTINLA to save on all orders. Special Thanks: mom, Kalan Blehm, Attila, Erica Bystrom, Vargus Mason Recorded in the City of Assholes on 09.20.19. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy

#76: My Modeling Career is Off to a Rough Start (09.13.19)

I never wanted to be a model. In fact, I've always despised models. Not only because my self-esteem is too low to invite them to a night of illicit debauchery; it's just not my thing. But today I was offered the chance to become a male model. It didn't go well. "Taste of Regret" by Of Mice & Men from the upcoming album, Earthandsky, used with permission. Buy or stream the album on 09/27. Use promo code LOSTINLA on Adam & Eve to get a bunch of free shit and free shipping. As always, thank you to my listeners. Special Thanks: Aaron Pauley, Of Mice & Men, mom, Erica Bystrom, Adam & Eve www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Now, get off your ass and go do something out of the ordinary.

#75: Mom Drives Son Off Bridge To Improve Both Of Their Lives (07.30.19)

This is the last known audio recording of Jud before his mom selfishly drives the two of them off a bridge. "Chin Up" by DJ Paul used with permission. Special Thanks: mom, DJ Paul, Dove at DJ Paul Management, Erica Bystrom Recorded 07.09.19 while driving to the airport in Albuquerque, NM. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy

#74: The Substitute for Sex (06.26.19)

A substitute teacher in Dallas was arrested for filming a porno in her classroom. That's cool. "Sike" by Lil Wyte from the album, Still Doubted?, used with permission. Get it wherever you moronic ass clowns listen to music. Use offer code LOSTINLA on www.adameve.com right now to get 50% off almost any item and receive 3 free porno DVD's and free shipping. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Special Thanks: mom, Lil Wyte, Erica Bystrom, Adam & Eve