Disgusting Abuse Of A Sandwich

Disgusting Abuse Of A Sandwich

On today's show, a British man wipes his ass with a sandwich in public, we'll tell you why. Then, I'll do a deep dive into why rats get the munchies when exposed to marijuana. Next, is Senator Mitch The Glitch McConnell dead or alive? I'll provide some answers.

Crappy Days

On today's show, while Trump is in Turkey, his poop gets flown back to the U.S. Then, I'l tell you why New York leads the nation in explosive diarrhea. Next, a young black bear wanders into a barbershop in Alaska, then leaves his calling card on the way out.

MAGA Man Masturbates At Trump's "State Fair"

On today's show, a man is arrested for waxing the dolphin in public at the Great American State Fair in Washington. Then, a man is arrested for craping 18 times in public pools. Next, a man drops his sunglasses in a vault toilet and decides it's a great idea to try to snag them out.

Elephant Has The Last Word On Trump

On today's show, a live elephant urinates on the floor of the Texas Republican Convention. Then, I'll tell you about America's newest frozen treat, breast milk ice cream! Next, I'll tell you about the gross habits of some airline passengers these days.

Is That A Rat In Your Underwear?

On today's show, the Pentagon declares that reporters are not allowed to walk down the hallways without a grownup. Then, I'll tell you what the brand name SPAM really means. Next, a Florida man is suing after being bit by a Florida Alligator. That story and a truly gross fashion trend involving rats.